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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Do you really think someone would do that? Just be born again and tell lies.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Even at Wal-Mart prices, child has to go for more per pound then most people can afford.


Thanks Obama.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

AndyElusive posted:

Melt the wizard

What do you want to melt him with?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Modern Day Hercules posted:

Yeah Caddyshack I think.

That was the one with the orange striped cat right?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Awesome! :golfclap:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Eat the blue and the purple separately, otherwise you're taking your taste buds into your own hands.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Poe's Cross.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Would?


Neigh!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Impossible female beauty standards. Even in Religious Propaganda.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Needs to be the carpeting between the hotel bar and elevator in every hotel.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Artex! You Stupid Horse!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Section Z posted:

Unless Cruella's kid is like, Lex Luthor or something I find myself wondering at "Child of rich rear end in a top hat" alongside all the ones who deal with evil magic.

Try to kidnap some dogs... Powers of Hell, bit of a stre-why am I contemplating the logic of this mother loving thing :stare:


trapped mouse posted:

When you gaze long enough into the abyss...

This site has that effect on all of us.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Gorilla Salad posted:

When Crown casino in Melbourne first opened, the loving massive fireball towers would release flames at random intervals and send passing pigeons falling out of the air on fire.

Hey man, people gotta eat.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Why is it so angry?

Get out of my head! :tinfoil:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I live in the Bermuda rectangle of Wal-marts and they are trying to build two more.

All are open 24 hours a day and no one can figure out how they are still making money.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

nocal posted:

Did you ever notice how a Starbucks Wal-Mart Target? Costco or Sam's Club, but often a Target. McDonald's was once, but beyond a Borders (LOL), every night a retail.
Personal take on the Starbucks: a very

How long have you been a Wal-mart Greeter?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

3 Squares a Day.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mister Adequate posted:

So it's okay to reproduce as long as you do it outside of marriage?

1 million illegitimate kids can't be wrong! :haw:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

cobalt impurity posted:

He's also a class act that was featured on the front page article Webcam Ward where he urges teenage girls to exclusively give blowjobs as a means of contraception. :allears:

To be fair, no one was ever conceived after being swallowed.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005





KoRMaK posted:

Nah this is a good dog. They know that the longer they wait, the more treats they get to indulge on.

I've always thought doggy hell is this being done and no one ever giving them the command to eat the treats.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

cobalt impurity posted:

All you gotta do is press the camera icon on Twitter. I think you guys are just too old and outdated to use the internet. :shrug:

Laugh now, but in ten years it'll be you the kids are making fun of. :corsair:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

What's funny about this? :confused:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Angela Christine posted:

The plan here is to go around pointing gun-shaped cameras at people? :stonklol:

You would be amazed at how it sometimes gets the exact same response.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Haruharuharuko posted:

Goddamnit Cleveland. Our news here has kind of a history of being really really lovely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5C2gihnEkE
Skip to 35 seconds and 53 seconds


Everything I ever wanted out of Cleveland. :lol:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Whadaya know from funny, you bastards?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

:pervert:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

muscles like this? posted:

He was having a goofy fun time.


:stare:

I would follow this man into hell.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Zzulu posted:

is it really too hard to just stand up

Do you have any idea how fat we all really are? This is the internet.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Angela Christine posted:

Oh, so that's what they mean when they say stuff like "discretely packaged plain brown wrapper"?

Well, yah, how else would you ship a hammer? :confused:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Kaizoku posted:

Something good sponsored by frigidare, expedia.com, black and decker, pillsbury, the sharper image, kia, and wrigley.

It's an enjoyable show, but you gotta remember its an hour of almost non-stop advertising and product placement.


My brain is having trouble parsing something.

Is that a bag of popcorn, supported by nuts, with a stake of bacon in it and a mayonnaise "necklace"?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Abugadu posted:

The necklace part looks more like Mozzarella whips to me, a very common snack food there.

And I have been introduced to a new form of food. String cheese wasn't good enough for someone. :shrug: I'd eat it.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Centripetal Horse posted:

I fear there is no hope for the next generation. Or the previous generation. Or my generation. Depending on how old you are.

New motto for the United STates

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Little Blackfly posted:

People look like ants from up here

They are ants, Michael, they are ants.

Lousy :v:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

mind the walrus posted:

It's Zordon you pleb

:goonsay:

Ay yi yi yi yi

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Goober Peas posted:



I don't even know...:ohdear:

Glad to see Thing put a ring on it.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

SplitSoul posted:

You shouldn't keep condoms in your wallet, FYI.

It's ok, he's a seasoned vet.

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