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Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010

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Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
drugs

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
hard drugs

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
I gave $1000 US to star citizen.

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Prostitutes

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
A good angle grinder and a lovely battery powered leaf blower.

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Prostitute

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
I bought 200 cases of sudafed

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
I bought jean's

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Anti depressants and model airplane glue

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Gay sex from another man

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Because I’m gay

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010

mobby_6kl posted:

How much was that?

Just asking for a friend.

$75

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
I spent 25% of my pay check at the gay store

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010

Mu Zeta posted:

Never seen a straight man shop at Williams Sonoma. Except for myself.

You’re gay

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
I bought PREP so that I can continue to have unprotected sex with complete strangers

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Gay conversion therapy for my pet dog

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
I bought a bunch of stupid cheap bullshit that I will likely throw in the trash/directly into the sea within 8 months.

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Sounding rods

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010

1redflag posted:

Lol, I kind of assumed that he meant dousing rods and internet-brain poisoning made him make a Freudian slip

No I purchased long cones to shove up into my dick.

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Clark’s Wallabee low tops in maple suede. Pretty sick.

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Several cans of air duster which I will huff while I should be working at my job

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
I am taking adult literacy classes as j apparently can’t really read (I post via text to speech function on my phone)

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
This tool box except I replaced the casters with 4 swiveling ones

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Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
New heads for a drum set. I’ve been playing this specific kit for 10 years and never replaced the resonant heads on the toms, so I did those in addition to the batter/snare heads. Sounds good man.

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