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Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Say Nothing posted:

"Vay-gan." As in, a person from Vegas.

# ¿ May 16, 2014 09:21

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 17:37

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

confused posted:

Not to mention the fact that it comes in handy when you tell someone to drop dead and really want to add extra emphasis.

And he can rearrange them to spell "Dead Drop", which may be useful, perhaps...

# ¿ Jun 5, 2014 08:45

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Yeah that looks a lot like paint.

# ¿ Jun 30, 2014 22:55

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Red Crown posted:

"I am a college student in my 3rd year of instruction.
Pizza sounds pretty good tonight.
It's 5:50 PM."

# ¿ Jul 27, 2014 23:54

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

luncheon meat posted:

Forgivenen isthe heytohappinen??

They can't help the fact that that's how Abraham Lincoln wrote the words.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 07:20

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

luncheon meat posted:

Oh, it's a Lincoln thing? Not sure why some feral Australian is getting it in an unlicensed backyard place then.

e: How about this one?

I think that's MLK Jr., actually. He was known for having pretty "childish" handwriting (as you can see here).

# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 08:14

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

FirstAidKite posted:

This last tattoo looks strangely pixelated, which is weird because the rest of the photo doesn't seem to be.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 08:08

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Solice Kirsk posted:

Yeah, they should tattoo a rubber ducky or a Styrofoam ball on themselves if they refuse to sink. OR, a kitchen sink with a "no" sign stamped over it.

Or a pirate ship. Or a whole mess of balloons. Or a clown with concrete boots...but he's hella angry and he's clawing through the water like a banshee.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 17:41

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I honestly can't tell what part of the anatomy this tattoo is on. Is it the left buttock? Left breast? Right rear shoulder w/ back boob? Is this creature even human?

It's a flabby right shoulder blade.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 00:47

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Krampus Grewcock posted:

You shut your mouth.

Man that's the weakest Maury I ever seen

# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 05:34

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Biscuit Joiner posted:

Chris Pratt's already filming GotG 2??

# ¿ Sep 3, 2014 02:35

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Say Nothing posted:

I feel like the "911" has nothing to do with September 11th and is actually a way of taunting the old widows he descends upon like some kind of hillbilly Richard Ramirez.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2014 05:07

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Zemyla posted:

Does that lady have a mustache?

It's just that the artist spent, like, several hours shading the upper lip area.

# ¿ Sep 30, 2014 06:09

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

I went to a tattoo shop in Hayward, CA where a little hispanic kid tattooed a Koi on me. It was a trascendental experience.

# ¿ Oct 3, 2014 08:09

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Naw, man, that's just an acronym for "Friends U Could Kill"

# ¿ Nov 20, 2014 02:22

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

He's gonna feel like a real horse's rear end when everybody finds out that that robot is a pedophile.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2014 09:22

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Nightmare Zone posted:

Lady Gaga can afford to get tattoos that aren't lovely. Why do so many celebrities decide to get bad ones?

I've wondered the same exact thing, but have concluded that many lovely tattoos aren't for lack of money, but for lack of taste and due diligence.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2014 06:10

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Thormachine posted:

Imagine every time you have thought of a half assed idea for a new tattoo.

Now imagine you have a crazy amount of cash on hand and are incredibly vain.

And are surrounded by people who are tripping over themselves to be the person who tattoos you, regardless of actual skill.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2014 08:37

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Kugyou no Tenshi posted:

I have no idea what the upper lip is supposed to say. Which means I can only read that as "BLUE / SO EH". A truer statement of ennui has never been tattooed.

(Prove me wrong - I wanna see some half-hearted bullshit writ large on someone's festering ham of what used to be a thigh or something)

"Sober" maybe?

Hahahaha....

# ¿ Dec 24, 2014 10:11

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Yeah I actually laughed at that Vista one. And the baby face tramp stamp popping out from beneath the shirt.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2015 22:35

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Picnic Princess posted:

Ducks never really struck me as the loyal type, what with the gang rape and all.

They're loyal to rape. That's loyalty.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2015 07:43

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

BrigadierSensible posted:

Good choice. Coz when you are getting the name of a video game tattooed on your arms, be sure to get the sequel.

He did get the original, but when 2 came out, he just added a "2". When 3 comes out, then it'll be "3". Also "CTR" on the head of his dick.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2015 05:24

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I'm imagining this involving an apple corer.

Well it basically is. You can sometimes use your finger and open one up that way, since it's pretty much like a second "soft spot".

# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 05:09

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Say Nothing posted:

There are no winners in this thread.

Haruharuharuko posted:

If I'm reading this I'm either behind him in line or butt loving him what the hell?

It just means that he's gonna buy all the airplane glue in the store and if you're behind him in line, it's too late for you.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2015 08:39

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

The Stussy "S" is not a "money sign"; it is the litmus test for determining if you are cool enough to know how to draw one or if you are a hella lame mungo who cannot.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2015 09:12

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

fullroundaction posted:

Here's some proof that even if you go to the best shop in the area (Philly) and choose an amazing artist you probably still shouldn't get an all-text tattoo.

Took me a solid 5 minutes to figure out "past", even seeing it in context.

Holy poo poo I really was reading that as "Faith".

# ¿ Mar 27, 2015 04:10

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Lord Frisk cut his dick off and was able to urinate "normally" within a half a fortnight.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2015 08:16

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

uXs posted:

Even if you can't use your arms you can still do a verbal tap out.

"My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?" and "I thirst" are pretty bitch things to say and sound like verbal tap-outs to me.

Cream-of-Plenty has a new favorite as of 08:48 on Apr 4, 2015

# ¿ Apr 4, 2015 08:34

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Say Nothing posted:

This dude is like 70% torso.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2015 02:37

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Say Nothing posted:

"Wanna know how I got this tattoo?"

# ¿ Jun 25, 2015 08:52

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Rondette posted:

His ribcage sticks out more than his pecs holy crap.

How come none of these people ever claim a Stick Bug or a worm as a spirit animal? At least I'd believe them, then.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2015 18:19

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 17:37

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Laserjet 4P posted:

The Lord is my Shepherd I shhl nom lurh

And why even the Psalm reference? That seems only useful if you have trouble memorizing the source of the quote.

Obviously it's there so you can look it up to see what it's supposed to say.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 08:34

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