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Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Uh the last rules and I don't even like Lost.

# ¿ May 11, 2014 02:45

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 11:03

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Wow... Looks like all sorts of horrible bacne.

# ¿ May 23, 2014 06:34

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

I'm suprised he missed a golden opportunity to slather like five dog dicks all over that disgusting tattoo.

# ¿ May 29, 2014 20:38

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Kaiju Cage Match posted:

Uncle Ruckus, is that you?

Sometimes you gotta do drastic things to stay alive in the Deep South. It's like an octopus inking. Gotta throw off predator.

# ¿ May 30, 2014 02:50

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Say Nothing posted:

If someone could tell me what this is supposed to loving be, I would be grateful.

It's either an eggbeater in a chokehold or a double decker hot ballon.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2014 03:31

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Pipistrelle posted:

But they're still not called muggles. A person born to wizard parents who can't practice magic is called a squib.

That's kinda hosed up since a real squib is a round that goes off but doesn't get enough energy to exit the barrel. The next shot frequently fucks up the gun pretty bad.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2014 00:51

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Say Nothing posted:

Poor font choices.

Saint Penis was a pretty cool guy I hope.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 02:40

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

I thought it was a list of dead buddies. Meth is a hella of a drug.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2014 00:20

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Aramoro posted:

Ahh pop culture, the nemesis of the Goon.

Sigh. It's in the movie during the end credits.

# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 12:38

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Goosed it. posted:

From another Toronto shop.

This one is kind of cool but the mix of subjects throws me off.

This one is pretty much all Canadian sailor nautical based subjects except the flowers up top. Faith in jebus, protect me from storms, sharks and hitting the coast. Pride in country with the flags.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2014 16:49

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

I didn't realize there were "this is are country" nuts in Canada too. I thought that was pretty much an America thing.

Plenty of things to make one proud to be Canadian.

1) Maple syrup.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2014 17:53

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Snowy posted:

is there some sort of gang megathread full of stories like this that I'm missing out on?

Well, yes, but you have to be jumped in to view it.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2014 01:59

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

I reminds me of chicken eggs still inside of a chicken.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2014 22:20

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Solice Kirsk posted:

Whats up second toe longer than big toe buddy!

Me three but just barely.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2014 01:52

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Yeah I can believe it. I got a coworker who's a biker in a hells angel affiliated club who has his wife's name tattooed on him for each year of their 30+ marriage but they are scattered all over the place. He also has about 100 or so lovely old tattoos in general.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2014 03:45

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

EXAKT Science posted:

Not sure of the context or reasoning behind this tattoo, but it's pretty weird:
Possibly : http://i.imgur.com/Jns8don.jpg

Im going to make a wild guess and say it's a dead baby memorial tattoo and a warning sign to stay far far far the gently caress away.

# ¿ Oct 13, 2014 23:19

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Tracula posted:

Friend of a friend on Facebook.

Nope, no reason you would ever be ashamed of a tattoo like that.

All I see is a giant ballsack surrounded by squiggled

# ¿ Oct 20, 2014 00:35

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Navy material.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2014 22:12

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Tattoo of a classic West Virginia girl: She's only got one tooth, it looks like.

"careful pa you'll crush ma pokeball"

# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 19:54

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Oh yeah but hey thanks for not being more descriptive. I may have accidentally not clicked on that if you had.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2015 18:15

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

JoelJoel posted:

You call that old hat ? Please. Have the EFUKT worst tattoos in porn: http://efukt.com/21105_The_Worst_Tattoos_in_Porn.html (super , obviously)

Seriously though, don't loving click. And if you do, don't click on anything else on that site.

_{_{you were warned}}

Wasn't as bad as the stupid loli tat

# ¿ Mar 27, 2015 22:05

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Did they mention "a fleshlight filled with Scotchbrite"?

A lug nut brush and some sand would be cheaper.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 02:40

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Goosed it. posted:

I wonder what those dates are. They are too close together to be children's birthdays...

Multiple partners duh.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2015 18:38

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Zaphod42 posted:

Tattoos that end up looking awful due to bad artistry are one thing; at least the idea was solid, they just needed to find a better tattoo artist.

But I once sat on the bus next to a guy with the weirdest loving tattoo. It was a rooster with a giant cock, jerking itself off. Huge tattoo across his forearm.
I always wondered how truly hosed one's life would have to be to think that permanently affixing that on your arm where anybody could see it would be a good idea.

Thanks to this thread I now know there are lots of people with similarly terrible ideas

Just did a horrible google and found this. Why would anybody ever want this? Why on earth would you actually pay money for it?
http://i.imgur.com/adjzzQ8.jpg

People are loving weird.

Well it's not poorly done just in .... Questionable taste

# ¿ Apr 7, 2015 22:43

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Haruharuharuko posted:

No idea.

lazered off his ex and put another name over it?

# ¿ Apr 22, 2015 21:36

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

razorrozar posted:

(I like the concept but the lineart is horrible.)

Except the lineart is supposed to look like a hand drawn reference? I think its a pretty decent marine biology tattoo except horseshoe crabs are visually meh.

# ¿ Apr 23, 2015 17:44

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

How did the phone ring while he was using the modem? I'm so confused.

# ¿ Apr 30, 2015 22:16

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Shabar Shabaz posted:

It took a little work but I found him.

https://instagram.com/seanfromtexas/

haha these are great if a bit niche. I really loved some of them.

# ¿ May 2, 2015 20:35

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Istari posted:

Who wakes up one morning and thinks, "yes, I am going to get DON'T LAUGH tattooed right above my penis. This is a good idea !"

e: tables

In memory of Brother? Something doesn't sit right with this.

# ¿ May 10, 2015 12:47

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Postal Parcel posted:

I'm not sure where to place it either
It looks really nice, it's in an easy to cover area, and I also like the show. The negative for me is that it looks a bit lopsided? Or maybe that's just because the thigh is naturally at an angle

I couldn't resist singing "Diarrhea chachacha " if I saw that in person.

# ¿ May 12, 2015 05:50

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Evelyn Nesbit posted:

A local radio station is having a contest for the "sickest ink". Here's some of the highlights:

Why, a giant basket of porn, of course!

I kinda like the idea of the lips one. Never seen that before.

# ¿ May 20, 2015 03:49

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

5er posted:

This in timg makes it look like she's really loving her advanced stages of a necrotized spider bite.

Armpit vagina comes to mind too....

I wish it didnt.

# ¿ May 21, 2015 00:34

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Daddy was a either a dick firefighter or a stripper who dressed as a firefighter?

Say Nothing posted:

# ¿ May 23, 2015 04:33

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

cash crab posted:

Awful cover-up. Original tattoo owned.

Why the gently caress would you cover it up with that monstrosity?

# ¿ May 26, 2015 23:45

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

SynthOrange posted:

This is the worst find a word puzzle yet.

Why would have the words "momento mori". Tattoo is a visual art.... why not just get "DAD DIDNT PLAY BALL WITH ME" instead of a sick demon or dragon?

# ¿ May 31, 2015 16:22

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Pringles and Ronald are awesome.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2015 22:22

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

ToastFaceKillah posted:

That's my buddy Lindsay Baker out of Massachusetts :3

Tell your buddy the internet approves.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2015 18:37

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

dexter6 posted:

Crazy - looks like they took a water extinguisher and filled it with paint instead. http://www.amazon.com/Kidde-466403-Extinguisher-Gallon-Stainless/dp/B001ECQ5M0

The way these work is that you unscrew them, fill with water, and then pressurize with air from a bike or auto tire pump.

That would make me aggressively mad catching someone doing that to my building.
Kids these days.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 21:02

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Wow. That's some amazingly hot garbage...

# ¿ Jun 16, 2015 20:03

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 11:03

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Miaou posted:

I mean, technically it's done well, but all I see are dicks.

Goddamn you.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2015 00:02

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