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Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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He's 100% serious.

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Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Kiiiiiiiillllll meeeeeeee







Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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From a large auto enthusiast community.



"gently caress store policy [arbitrary racism]"

From a self proclaimed "border authority"





And then exactly 8 billion pictures of him and his redneck buddies totting rifles around the desert looking for 'illegals'.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Beatnik-Filmstar posted:

Apparent Facebook page for one of the nutjobs that shot some cops in Vegas. It's more or a less non-stop crazy train.
https://www.facebook.com/jerad.miller.1

hahahahahaha



Edit: It's official, the US is no better off than Mexico.



Must be all those cartels decapitating people in Nebraska.

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Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Lottery of Babylon posted:

What are the conspirators' motives here? We'll use our vast globe-spanning resources to create and distribute a biological weapon to make people's noses mildly stuffy?

I'm sure they can rope in BIG PHARMA some how.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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:suicide:

I just want to strangle the kid. He goes on and on for months about how lonely he is then BAM. Proves his own existence.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Posted without a hint of irony.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Three wolf moon shirt wearing cousin has stopped posting politically ignorant memes and has gone back to DBZ.



If his cycle stays reliable tomorrow will be WHY AM I SINGLE?! memes followed by typical misogyny.

You spin me right round. :allears:

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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But that second one is most assuredly true.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Bohemian Grove isn't a loving conspiracy, it's just a bunch of rich white dudes having a party in the woods. Sometimes the media do mention it, but white guys partying is seldom newsworthy.

hahaha oh man the quotations on wiki are great.

quote:

"The Bohemian club! Did you say Bohemian club? That's where all those rich Republicans go up and stand naked against redwood trees, right? I've never been to the Bohemian club but you oughta go. It'd be good for you. You'd get some fresh air."—President Bill Clinton to a heckler[39]
"The Bohemian Grove, that I attend from time to time—the Easterners and the others come there—but it is the most faggy goddamn thing you could ever imagine, that San Francisco crowd that goes in there; it's just terrible! I mean I won't shake hands with anybody from San Francisco."—President Richard M. Nixon on the Watergate tapes, Bohemian Club member starting in 1953.[17][40]

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Born in 85 so that basically means he was soulless for 5 years? :what:

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Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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graynull posted:

She looks to be playing Reckoning: Kingdoms of Amalur, which lends some credibility to it since that game was a big flop and therefor not very popular.

Yeah it's Amalur. The back story to it is kinda funny.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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"Sorry I hosed other people BECAUSE LIVING LIFE, here's a word jaypeg"

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Everything about this image. Everything.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Back on track...

My three wolf moon cousin posted this:



and 5 minutes later fell for The Onion's Death Penalty Machine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfsMMVgIToA

:allears:

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Met posted:

Got screenshots of that?

I wish I did. I linked him the actual Onion link and without replying he just deleted his post. :(

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Rich Uncle Chet posted:

Are sharing stories about just generally depressing social media things. Lately a friend of mine has just been out of control with posting Anti-Feminist/Anti-Women rants culminating in posting a link to Return of Kings describing about how the website 'nailed it.' A website, I found out, contains such choice quotes as "I often hear women do not report rapes right away because they are ashamed or humiliated to report that it ever happened. This is pure bullshit."

I considered pointing out to him that he's posted a link to a rather vile website, but I imagine my cries would just fall on deaf ears as he has in the past used the term 'beta male' ironically. It's sad to see someone I once considered a close friend go kind of off the deep end into complete insanity. :sigh:

quote:

ROK Community Beliefs:

1. Men and women are genetically different, both physically and mentally. Sex roles evolved in all mammals. Humans are not exempt.

2. Women are sluts if they sleep around, but men are not. This fact is due to the biological differences between men and women.

3. Men will opt out of monogamy and reproduction if there are no incentives to engage in them.

4. Past traditions and rituals that evolved alongside humanity served a net benefit to the family unit.

5. Testosterone is the biological cause for masculinity. Environmental changes that reduce the hormone’s concentration in men will cause them to be weaker and more feminine.

6. A woman’s value is mainly determined by her fertility and beauty. A man’s value is mainly determined by his resources, intellect, and character.

7. Elimination of traditional gender roles and the promotion of unlimited mating choice in women unleashes their promiscuity and other negative behaviors that block family formation.

8. Socialism, feminism, and cultural Marxism cause societies to decline because they destroy the family unit, decrease the fertility rate, and require large entitlements that impoverish the state.

This is a joke site, right? RIGHT?!

:sigh:

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Excels posted:

don't they just slap the word "organic" on everything now? like i don't even know what the word MEANS in terms of what the product can offer me anymore

Pretty much. The word has zero actual value anymore.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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I'm on the edge of my seat.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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This is pure art.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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That's fine, you weren't really wanted there anyway.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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HOOLY BOOLY posted:

You know what happens when i get a fire lit under me!

NOTHING! Post about it on Facebook!

ftfy

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

"Darlin', yer real sweet to me and I love ya. So I have a question..."

*spits*

"...wanna get hitched?"

Smooth.

Unsurprisingly, this is literally how my step sister got proposed to. In a span of 7 years she's had 4 kids with a guy who in the same 7 year span fathered 4 different children with 4 other women, lives in a "renovated" trailer they got from the dump and I'm pretty sure she only has one actual tooth left because of poor hygiene. She's 24. But, she sticks to her guns:



"gently caress Obama!" :argh:

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Here's some more awesomeness from the south.






Send liberals to Africa! :argh:

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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TinTower posted:

I don't even understand half of it.

It's concentrated crazy

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Some of the comments on this are amazing.

quote:

Ekrisst 1 hour ago 1 10
Let's look at the double standard here...
If I commit a crime... and I'm being interrogated on camera...
I'm asked a question... I nod to the question.

That nod- which is BODY LANGUAGE- is a legally usable yes against me. If I said NO to the same question early, it can be disregarded for the YES I told with my body.

Now, let's look at sex.
Let's say a man and a woman are in a situation where they are about to have sex.

The woman is grinding on the guy, he asks if she wants to, and she says no... and continues grinding.

The grinding is a YES according to body language.
The statement is a NO according to verbal consent.

Yet, if the man were to choose the YES, and ignore the NO,
and she does not resist or fortify/clarify which of the 2 messages she's sending, she has the ability to later accuse him of rape, because the law ONLY LOOKS AT THE VERBAL COMMUNICATION and not the non-verbal communication...

...until interrogation time, when this gets disregarded.

Explain to me how that is not totally F'd up?

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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I wish someone would have given my ex this internet memo. She stabbed me with a pair of scissors.

Why would you lie to me, Facebook meme? :ohdear:

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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This is literally :smug:

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Look at that cat.

:smug:

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Yeah. I hate that too.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Centripetal Horse posted:

New York would be pretty cool if it weren't for all the New Yorkers living there.

This is a good post.



I have a hard time wrapping my head around the fact that this poo poo is still being posted. I hate being from the South.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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I posted a fireland joke.



Pretty much exactly what I expected.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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IamnotJoe posted:

I have seen the ones where it includes the 90's as well.

Cusp kids. Outside ceased to exist in 1991 due to chemtrails.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Sure does take a lot of courage to shoot a single skittish herbivore once a year to 'provide'. I wonder how many burgers and chicken nuggets this guy ate in the past 12 months. :rolleyes:

I don't have an issue with hunting but this is hilarious.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Justin Case is mid 20's and still living with her mom.

:allears:

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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Holy gently caress dude, just go outside or something.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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hahahahahahaha Oh my god. For all the embarrassing pictures of me my parents love to pass around during gatherings this single thing will haunt them forever. Bless the internet. :allears:

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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scorpiobean posted:

Lately, I've been getting interested in science literacy/outreach and as such, I've recently followed Science Babe and Chow Babe facebook pages as they try to address misconceptions people have about things like GMOs and vaccines. (I've been considering setting up a page like this myself) One of their favorite targets is the Food Babe who goes around "teaching" people about food and health. This picture sums up the grasp of her scientific knowledge:



It scares me that people listen to her and take her seriously...

~*Food and Aviation Expert*~

It's like Richard but way less cool.

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Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

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scorpiobean posted:

poo poo, but now I want that job. That and "cake historian"

Don't forget about Derek. :v:

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