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Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

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I thought this dude was making a funny joke comment, but on closer inspection he is as deadly serious as the gluten-fueled holocaust that is wiping all life off this planet like so many crumbs off the shirtless chest of a mournful LA yuppie on a bread binge.

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Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

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Segmentation Fault posted:

I don't think you're going to go to jail for looking at a flash animation of calvin and hobbes loving, primarily because it's rather obvious that it's not intended as erotica but rather some hosed up art. There's a difference between lolicon and this.
Haha, wasn't there some Australian dude who went to jail for Simpsons porn? His defense was, as I recall, that he was looking at it for laughs. Bart get out I am piss isn't so funny now, is it, funnyman?

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

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Segmentation Fault posted:

The Simpsons porn was created with the intent to arouse. The clickhole article isn't.

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

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Why do you think we would know what Frolicon is or want to put that poo poo in our search history? Spill the beans, bean man.

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

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Average in the IT industry, maybe.

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

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Imagined posted:

I know this is a while back, but here's the "mommy wars" logic as I see it:


Obviously, I want nothing less than the very best for my baby. Therefore, I've decided to do X. If someone else does Y, that means maybe Y is actually what's best for babies, and therefore my decisions are somehow less than the best. Obviously, believing that would require me to make an uncomfortable re-evaluation of my information and/or act like a mature adult. That's not happening, so I've decided that other person just doesn't love their baby as much as I love mine. The monster.


This really does gently caress women up. My wife was so bombarded with "breast is the best" that when she couldn't breastfeed it basically broke her brain for a while. If X is the best and you're not doing X, your kid's going to have an IQ of 90 and grow a tail, or something. Parenthood is a hell of a drug.
Breastfeeding actually is vastly and unequivocally better for children's health than formula. Like, if a woman is unable to breastfeed, the first thing they should do is see about securing breast milk from some other bitch's titties.

Formula really should be treated as an absolute last resort.

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

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Dorian is a boy's name torn from music theory that isn't loving hideous and won't result in the little guy's rear end constantly getting kicked by all the other kids. And probably some adults.

Like poo poo, If I had a kid named Demo or Sony in my 3rd grade class, I can't say I wouldn't calmly take them aside every now and then and just slap them a few times.

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

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cyberia posted:

Who the gently caress is eating so much peanut butter that this is ever an issue? You know what you can do if your kid's school bans peanut butter sandwiches? Make them literally anything else in the world. Do peanuts have some weird cult status in the US that I haven't heard about? As far as I'm concerned they're the garbage nut you buy if you can't afford any other nut on the shelf and peanut butter is a terrible, garbage product for terrible, garbage people.
gently caress you, brother. If I ever catch you talking poo poo about peanut butter again I'm gonna mash your penis and nuts into peninuts butter and overcharge for it at Whole Foods.

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

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Put that scarepussy on your fuckin lawn to keep bitches from raiding your precious nutella supplies.

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

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JT Smiley posted:

I honestly don't understand how anyone can give a single gently caress about Game Journalism. It's like being mad that music or entertainment journalist are just shills. Does Mary Hart get death threats cause she keeps pushing Hunger Games or won't shut up about Modern Family?
I've sent her a few, yeah.

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

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Let's crack some beers and then crack some babies

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Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

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I like the way tumblr people try to instruct those who are sympathetic to them. It's like teaching proper table manners by inviting your friends over for dinner and then stabbing with a fondue fork them when they put their elbows on the table.

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