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Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

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Esmerelda posted:




The page is still full of crazy, racist dicks. Good to know.

Not like there's any major Christian religions known for pedophiles. Oh...

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Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

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Diet Conan Doyle posted:

Beep boop I am a robot



I feel rather obligated to link the corresponding Fplus episode here.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

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KoldPT posted:



SRS is often worse than the people they are mocking, jesus.

Can someone even explain SRS to me? I feel like there's some meta humor there I don't get with FYAD or other shitposting-encouraged forums.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

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Lottery of Babylon posted:

gently caress you dad you're not the boss of me



It got deleted but didn't someone write in and literally post the story of Leonard/Gomer Pyle with the jelly donut? I feel like I saw a screencap of that.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

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Wizard of Smart posted:

As much as I miss the tumblr mock threads, the reason they get shut down is because goons have a tendency to succumb to lots of infighting in them. Even though I love to laugh at trans-fat agephobic demiplatonic pansexual otherkin, its probably best if we dont post too much tumblr.

Tumblr threads always end up eating themselves because hosed up as real/trolling SJW stuff is there's generally some shred of sense under it all and then the infighting starts about the nuances of being trans, privilege, etc.

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Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

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Lottery of Babylon posted:

The last tumblr thread was killed because a goon started talking about his adult baby diaper fetish and the next few pages were nothing but people mocking him.

That sounds amazing :allears: Does anyone have a link?

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

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Wizard of Smart posted:

I touched the poop. I'm Shonda Leer.




Just going to go out on a limb here and guess this person has never worked a minimum wage job or it has been years since they have.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

A friend of mine was talking with me about this the other day. I was shocked that he actually considered sharing it before he read some of the people commenting on it; apparently he didn't make the connection that it could somehow be hateful.

He knows I'm bi and his sister is gay and engaged, with him intending to be best man at the wedding, so I know he doesn't harbor any homophobia. He's just... really bad at empathy I guess.

What are his thoughts on White History Month?

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Mar 26, 2010

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socilest butthomo posted:

How is it that people so clearly incompetent feel not only that they are capable, but the need to publicly humiliate themselves by speaking up on an issue they know nothing about? And do so in a way that shows without a doubt that they get their concepts and words from r/atheism?

Dunning-Kruger effect.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

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Lilleman posted:

In my defence, it was posted by someone who was convinced that "Brain Transplants " exist...

Okay you HAVE to show that off.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

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I am going to go out on a limb here and guess that the person who posted this is straight, white and probably male as well.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

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I hit loving gold on a public Facebook group post talking about the friend zone. Should I still censor out names at all if I post it here?

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Mar 26, 2010

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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:

If it's a public page then no real need :justpost:

Enjoy

Mine is the top comment with probably about 300 likes as of me posting this. I say that the whole 'friend zone' thing is just guys wanting to exchange nice deeds for sex and holy hell has it started to snowball :stare:

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Mar 26, 2010

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Wizard of Smart posted:

Hahahaha. All those manchildren getting mad. This is the best thing.

It's still going, my facebook as been bleeping at me for the past two hours straight basically and near 600 likes. Here's just a random comment.




I just can't help but wonder. Did I somehow touch the poop here or did I honeypot in a bunch of pathetic manchildren who are determined to be offended? :allears:

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

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Can we please take a truncheon to anyone who uses the word "friendzone" without joking about it? Please? I'm still getting updates about that post I made and people debating what I had said. This is my actual post:



What the gently caress? This is a hot-button issue for people? :psyduck:

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Mar 26, 2010

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SpiderHyphenMan posted:

I know that Literally Unbelievable is usually not posted here, but this loving infuriated me.


There seems to be such a psychopathic hatred of criminals in America. Is it this literally insane in the rest of the world where people think that any criminal, no matter what they did, should basically be drawn and quartered still?

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Mar 26, 2010

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Drunk Nerds posted:

When I was 11 on the cusp of puberty, I would do the last one frequently at the library. Find the "joy of sex" books, open one up to a pic of a cock head rubbing against a nipple, drop it in the kids section, wAit in hiding for the screams. To this day, I still wonder, "what the gently caress was wrong with me? How the hell did I turn out semi-normal?!"

You were eleven. There are people in their 20's that'd still fight that as the height of comedy. You can be okay with being a stupid kid, we all were.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

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Elderbean posted:

The people who post this stuff violently defend cutting all of those welfare programs. I don't get it.

But our glorious troopers killed them evil brown people who did 9/11! We must worship them and every single thing any of them ever does :911::freep::911:

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

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Moonswamp posted:

Ever since I discovered this thread, I can't resist snap-shooting .



(Sorry for the fox news link.) 500 Nigerian hunters with homemade weapons ready to rescue kidnapped girls
Oh...

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

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Idiots on Social Media: Racism is wrong but...

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Mar 26, 2010

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into the void posted:

Best part of that link is that the comments section is closed. Oh man, so much that was. So much that could have been.

I really wonder how right-wing nutters feel about this. This is the ultimate and perfect power fantasy for people who jerk-off to the second amendment and wish they had an excuse to kill some people with ARE GUNZ.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

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BrigadierSensible posted:

... those niggers/socialists/Kenyans are wronger.

You use those three words as thought right-wingers would find a difference in them.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

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Dandy Shrew posted:



This is really just driving all the MRAs out of the woodwork, isn't it?

Tell me this is just Poe's Law at work here please. It's just part of me where I can accept most dumb bullshit but this just doesn't process.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

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mng posted:

Ha Ha casual racism

I tickled the poop a little bit.

This is one where my eyes went to the image and I was thinking "Doesn't this actually work?"

Then I read the bottom :suicide:

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

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I always find it laughable that people say fear is a bad emotion. Fear is a perfectly good, healthy response to stuff. There's a reason you back away when a dog bares its teeth or some guy is a foot taller than you with muscles enough to snap a steel rebar.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

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Nibbles141 posted:

Isn't there a legit condition or something where people experience no fear and it fucks up their lives cause they'll just walking into traffic and poo poo like that?

I believe this was the plot to The Happening.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

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Some stupid clickbait thing on Facebook I came across and clicked for whatever reason. Fairly boring except the first line below the video. http://elitedaily.com/humor/curious-cat-sits-on-owners-head-while-she-brushes-her-teeth-video/

"This girl gives a whole new meaning to towel-head."

The comments are what you'd expect. Won't censor names since it's a public thing.



Idiots on Social Media: Swastika's DO have multiple meanings.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

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The rest are just typical stupid but what the gently caress on this one :psyduck: I'm curious, is this guy just a brony or is he also a furry?

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Mar 26, 2010

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moerketid posted:

Except a bunch of bronies hate furries and furries hate bronies. I think the difference is that not all furries are pedophiles.

There is some overlap but it's amusing how much the groups hate each other. There is something hilarious to me about conservative bronies and/or furries though.

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Mar 26, 2010

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Christ that's awful. I'm going to presume that red also thinks that 9/11 was an inside job, believes in chemtrails, etc?

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

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I know there has so be some psychology to it but I don't get why it's always so in for a penny in for a pound with conspiracy theorists. I get maybe thinking an event or two has some false flag cloak and dagger bullshit to it because fine, there's probably some conspiracies out there. I just will never understand why it seems like if someone believes in one conspiracy they believe in literally every single one ever.

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Mar 26, 2010

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SodomyGoat101 posted:

My favorites are the ones that involve the EBIL GUBBMINT murdering hundreds or thousands of their own citizens for some nefarious purpose, but inexplicably letting some mouthy gently caress on the internet post all about it on Facebook, of all places. The government is simultaneously a looming omnipresent pure evil that manipulates everything, and so terribly incompetent and helpless that some dude in Arkansas can crack the conspiracy with no repercussions.

I'm not sure what people think of Maddox but his article about 9/11 conspiracy theorists sums it all up perfectly: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=911_morons

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Mar 26, 2010

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trapped mouse posted:



It always warms my heart in a special way when there are no likes/shares on poo poo like this. Also, it was a guy who shared it.

Why is it always radio stations that do this stupid poo poo?

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Mar 26, 2010

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This easily has to be my favorite conspiracy theory page since I don't even know what the gently caress it's supposed to be about.


https://www.facebook.com/pages/Nuclear-Japan-Earthquake-Tsunami-Monsanto-Banker-Conspiracy-Zardoz/171288189588928

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Mar 26, 2010

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OldTennisCourt posted:

I don't understand people's weird idea that there's this backlash against holding open a door or 'being a gentleman'. I'm pretty sure the worst that'll happen is someone will polity say they've got it. I really don't think a woman is going to spit in your face for DARING to hold open the door for them.

Because :argh: FEMINISM RUINS EVERYTHING :argh: or somesuch I'm sure. There's probably a bunch of shit_that_didn't_happen.txt stories about a ~Nice Guy~ holding a door for a woman and her spitting in his face, calling him a loving pig and threatening to castrate him if he ever treats a woman like a lesser being again, etc.

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Mar 26, 2010

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Apogee15 posted:

Never seen it happen in person(probably because it never would happen in person), but I've seen internet rants about how holding doors open is misogynistic. Course, there's internet rants about everything so... *shrug*

Did you read about this on Tumblr? I'm willing to bet it was on Tumblr.

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Mar 26, 2010

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canyoneer posted:

I hate the implication that many people make that only Indians may be offended by racism towards Indians.

Well no you see some of my best friends are [Insert Minority in America here] and they're totally okay with [Insert thing here that's offensive to group]. :colbert:

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Mar 26, 2010

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http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2014/06/18/teen-student-stabbed-outside-school-in-the-bronx/

So some kid is getting bullied and fatally stabs his 14 year old attacker. It's pretty tragic and lovely all around. Top comment is what you'd expect though.



I could see this cropping up more and praising the kid who killed the bully saying that he got what he deserved, etc.

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Mar 26, 2010

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Jackard posted:



I like that last one especially.

At this point 'gangster' and 'thug' are just code words for black people. Well to be honest 99% of the time when someone says those words it means "THOSE loving NIGGERS!" but they at least realize they can't be that openly racist all the time.

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Mar 26, 2010

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So apparently on board the plane that got shot down there were some important and well known HIV/AIDS researchers. How long till the conspiracy theories crop up on FB and the like saying that the Illuminati or whoever else did it?

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