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Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
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Count Uvula posted:



I can't tell if this is photoshopped or not.

I really hope it isn't, for two reasons:
1)It's kinda great,
and
2)The sweet irony that the person who took that picture was probably driving at the time.

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Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
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1stGear posted:

I'm thinking "anxiety" i.e. the disease that would be the easiest to fake having.

Fibromyalgia. I worked with someone who "had" it, and they were bullshitting like mad. Anxiety is just the most common, not really easy to fake. I mean, I've seen people try to fake it, but it was never convincing. People tend to oversell pain and suck at faking emotions, really.

Also, here's my cousin turning me saying "hey, holiday weekends are gonna be understaffed" into a "drat millenals" thing. I'm Sal Ami, she's Greta Life.

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Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
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dijon du jour posted:

May want to crop that screenshot a bit. Social Fixer doesn't censor names in the tabs at the top.

At least you don't have weird porn open in another tab.

Ah, drat, thanks. Though not as bad as when I saw my name in this thread from arguing with a youtube conspiracy idiot and not realizing I was on my google plus account.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
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Stottie Kyek posted:



Blocked out his first name, but the guy actually calls himself Bloodaxe. He's Iranian so I can understand why he doesn't like Islamic theocracies, but he's somehow turned into... this, and doesn't seem to like women very much himself. The weirdest thing is he likes a whole load of neo-Nazi pages too despite the fact he'd be the first against the wall if they got any power.

also "No wonder aliens wont loving talk to us"

It's kinda weird he compares it to a jew wearing a swastika, since it's more like a jew eating pork, and I don't know many jews that keep kosher.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

So, if you get stung by a bee and your throat slams shut, don't use an epipen. That's just god's way of telling you to take better care of yourself, man.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

The one thing you're least likely to run into in Times Square is an actual New Yorker.

I once had to go from Grand Central to thw Port Authority bus terminal to pick up a friend of mine who was visiting. I went way the gently caress out of my way to avoid times square. gently caress that place.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

There comes a point where pretending to be an rear end in a top hat to "troll" people becomes you just being an rear end in a top hat. Kincannon crossed that line a long time ago.

I think Vonnegut said it best in Mother Night:

Kurt Goddamn Vonnegut posted:

" 'We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.'"

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

gradenko_2000 posted:






Don't worry folks, he's just "asking questions"!

Someone tried to talk my mom out of getting her flu shots. Rather than talking about what could happen to someone who gets the flu (like, I dunno, me, when I got post-flu pneumonia in both lungs at 20) I went with what can happen to the elderly and infirm you care about.

Also, someone posted this to my grandfather's wall and I called them a loving idiot:


He's on blood thinners, he can't have kale, but my aunt insists it'll keep him safe from everything.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
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Tracula posted:

What the gently caress is kale anyways? I feel like this just popped up randomly a few months ago and is the new magic health food that'll cure cancer, make you lose weight and literally everything.

It's a leafy green that's high as poo poo in vitamin K, so it'll start killing a bunch of old people soon.

Like, no joke, the anti-vax health food crowd is going to push it on a bunch of people who hear it's very healthy, and the health food crowd isn't going to know what drugs their on and the like. It's gonna be a mess.

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Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
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ToxicSlurpee posted:

A pretty big difference between Morgellon's and fibromyalgia is that one of them, you know, actually exists.

Fibro is basically the aspergers of chronic pain. It exists, but most people talking about having it read about it online once or twice.

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