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Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Kaiju Cage Match posted:

Remember Space Jam? You know, the movie where Michael Jordan teams up with the Looney Tunes to fight aliens in a :krad: basketball game.

It's a very oppressive movie.



That's a joke account, hth

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Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Postal Parcel posted:

The last one got closed because(and correct me if I'm wrong) it ended up being your typical 'right-wingers' bashing sjws.

Can we not use that idiot dichotomy about forum posts, particularly outside of D&D? What killed that thread was that a couple MRAs bitched about feminism and the thread devolved into goons making GBS threads their pants at each other instead of posting context.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
Someone got a rant that basically amounted to "I'm glad you finally realize what a piece of poo poo your husband is, I always hated trying to act like he was good for you when I saw you together."

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
A fedora is a dress hat. If you're going somewhere hats are appropriate and you're dressed formally, you can wear a fedora. Especially if it's explicitly mobster-themed; that's the whole point of theming. As long as you're somewhat able to pull it off, it'll be seen as a quirk at most. Same with pipes or whatever else. Have a sense of restraint and don't be a socially maladjusted neckbeard and you can pull off most things.

Disclaimer: I don't own a fedora; not a hat guy.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
I'm mostly baffled by the list at the end recommending beers that are unpasteurized and unfiltered. Why would someone going on about :byodood: CHEMICALS object to the process of filtering? Pasteurization? Those can only make things have less chemicals*, which I would think was a net win.

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Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

TinTower posted:

This guy's twitter profile is basically trying too hard to be liberal.



Usually strawmen are given objectionable viewpoints, though? :confused:

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Laocius posted:

No, it's sort of like homophobia. The difference is just that homophobia is supposed to mean fear of homosexuality, but heterosexism is a more general bias against it and doesn't imply any specific emotional responses.

Homophobia never meant the fear of the gays, though. It's a bad word coined by someone who is bad at language, but everybody knows what it means. There's really no need for another word that means the same thing; the only people who argue about the meaning of the word homophobia are contrarians who'd find something stupid to say about any synonymous term.

See also: "I'm against feminism because I'm an :smuggo: egalitarian *is really a misogynist prick*"

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

beefart posted:

Haley is a pretty staunch conservative and Tea Party darling with some pretty poo poo opinions, so this is some proper schadenfreude. At least they're not calling her a "raghead" anymore like they did in the 2010 SC gubernatorial race (she's Indian and still practices Sikhism along with Christianity).

For a moment I was puzzled that someone could be a practicing Sikh and back the Tea Party, but then I remembered that the Tea Party allegedly bases its morality on the teachings of Jesus. My cultural bias is showing. :v:

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
I love the argument that climate scientists are just money-grubbin' wankers, but all the "research" put out by BP and Gas Guzzlin' Inc is pure and dependable.

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Got this from a Facebook page, apologies for the ironic artifacts.



I can't help but wonder if maybe all of these school shooters drank a soda at one point, maybe it's high-fructose corn syrup that's causing this!

Anti-vaxxer kids don't usually live to high school shooting age, I'm pretty sure.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
It's the latter. There are people in the FBI whose job is to look at child porn reports and try to identify the victims in case they're being repeatedly molested and the like. It's basically the worst job in the world.

Incidentally, internet pedophiles don't understand why they aren't allowed to do the job instead of people who are psychologically destroyed by it. Some of them even offer to do it freelance, pro bono.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

OldTennisCourt posted:

I don't understand people's weird idea that there's this backlash against holding open a door or 'being a gentleman'. I'm pretty sure the worst that'll happen is someone will polity say they've got it. I really don't think a woman is going to spit in your face for DARING to hold open the door for them.

I had a longer post, but I found a Vine I once saw that encapsulates everything I want to say and is idiots on social media:

http://vinescope.com/some-girls-have-no-manners-1132.html

This is the kind of guy who says there's a 'war on chivalry'. It has absolutely nothing to do with being nice to strangers. The comments are better than they were, thankfully.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Spalec posted:

Still my favourite:





(It's apparently a gay porn blog now)

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

RFC2324 posted:

For instance, did you know that Canada and Mexico are both part of America? :eng101:

kazil posted:

Canada and Mexico are part of North America, when you say America without the qualifier it means the US.

There's no point arguing this. America is a continent, and it is entirely correct to refer to, say, Brazilians or Canadians as Americans, but there's also a country that takes up 40% of its mass called (the United States of) America. They're both America, and anytime you make statement either way about people outside the US being Americans someone will smugly inform you that you're wrong.

Incidentally, calling a Canadian American will offend both Canadians and United Statesians.

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Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Apogee15 posted:

The only time it's ever mentioned like that is so people can go "People from brazil are american too :smuggo:"

It's not incorrect, but it certainly is not in common usage that way.

It isn't common usage in America, for sure. Just like a Frenchman would never refer to a German as a European.


Apogee15 posted:

No one seriously refers to everyone from the two continents of north america and south america as americans.

kazil posted:

There is no continent called America.

nucleicmaxid posted:

There are two different continents called North America and South America. You are wrong, and I'd be ashamed of whatever school you went to for teaching you about the great, mythical continent of America containing Brazil and Canada.

A continent is a continuous body of land, separated from others by bodies of water. Further conventions also put this separation between larger bodies connected by a narrow stretch of land, as well as the geopolitical border between Europe and Asia. The latter is by far the most common usage in the United States, but fortunately, the English language is not defined by US conventions alone.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

nucleicmaxid posted:

http://www.softschools.com/social_studies/continents/map.jsp

:eng101: That's a site for children. Hopefully you'll be able to understand it. If not, please feel free to PM me or offer another way so that I can help you understand this very simple thing taught to third graders the world over.

Like, this isn't a US opinion thing. There are 7 continents, the whole world considers things the same way. It's the way things are defined.


This site, also for children, can help you too.

http://www.whatarethe7continents.com/

Thanks, that was very helpful. Here's a site I think you should read. In the spirit of fair game, it is also for children. :)

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

nucleicmaxid posted:

Your site proves you're wrong and backs me up so... Thanks? Glad I was able to help you. :unsmith:

That site posted:

There are seven continents in the world although some people do combine Europe and Asia into the single continent Eurasia and others combine North and South America into the American continent.

[...]

The South American continent is the southern portion of the larger American continent.

Since you didn't seem to actually read it, I've extracted the important bits for you.

kazil posted:

Are Africa and Eurasia one continent? Because those are just as connected as North and South America.

(also this is dumb you are trying so hard to be right on the dumbest of technicalities and even failing at that)

Yes, that's Africa-Eurasia. It's not the most frequently used term, but it's absolutely a thing. Have you never had a geography class?

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
Nobody would be talking about him if he wasn't The Guy Nobody is Talking About.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
That's a joke, son.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
As an uncut dude I've never even seen smeg, and my hygiene is average at best. Cleanliness is not really a problem unless you're some ur-goon or otherwise incapable of showering regularly.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
"Let's just say that Buffy was a female dog, and my depravity knew no bounds."

karl fungus posted:

Wasn't there some goon that got outed years ago for wanting to gently caress his sister?

One goon tried to set up a hidden camera to record his sister in the shower. Abe ended up posting something like "Kevin, I'm being serious here. If you don't get in touch with your school counselor and talk about your issues, I will let your family no. Anybody who tries to dox him to do the same gets banned." The guy took the counseling option.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Boywhiz88 posted:

I still don't understand how people could think FDR was a bad president.

Somewhere out there, a lot of people feel the exact same way about Reagan.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
My friend just told me that there have been instances of buildings being blown up, killing people inside on dates other than the 11th of September! :wth:

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Your failed pedophilia joke aside, I think that's less "HA HA SHE'S A GUY YOU'RE GAY" and more "The stereotype of transwomen being "mannish" is bullshit." But that could just be me giving the benefit of the doubt.

In that case, she wouldn't be referred to as a boy.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Death by Cranes posted:

While that JonTron guy appears to be an idiot, being offended by the mere use of the word "retarded" is way out of line. If JonTron wrote that the item in question was as stupid as a retarded person, being offended would have some merit.

In this instance the offended party creates the connection between retarded people and a out of context statement on motherfucking twitter. If people on twitter ever experienced the real world they would fall over from the crushing weight of being offended by everything.

This post is as gay as a black person.


Takoluka posted:

Is "retarded" really a derogatory slur now? I remember when it was being pushed away from describing people in favor of "mentally handicapped/challenge" or whatever was decided upon, but I don't remember it being considered derogatory and demeaning when used to describe the thoughtlessness and absurdity of a situation.

Is "fag" really a derogatory slur now? I remember when it was being pushed away from describing people in favor of "gay/homosexual" or whatever was decided upon, but I don't remember it being considered derogatory and demeaning when used to describe the femininity and limp-wristedness of a situation.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Cuniculous posted:


I wasn't aware Elijah Wood was a fat neckbeard.

Please don't post goons in this thread tia

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
The establishment of the state of Israel was a teensy bit more complex than "well, the Holocaust happened, guess we'll give them some land."

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Dusty Baker 2 posted:

I'm blue. I was high and not really putting effort into arguing with him because he has also posted things like "If you don't support Israel completely you are literally supporting terrorists."



Just quote "Why should a country that was there first disarm?" back at him forever.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Centripetal Horse posted:

Vaguely related: I saw a debate on PBS about ten years ago, and there was a representative from India. The woman from India was furious about flush toilets, specifically in the USA. Holy poo poo, did she hate flush toilets. She seemed to think the flush toilet (again, specifically in the USA as I remember) was an evil invention on par with Nazi gas chambers. I often wonder if the debate was legit, or some sort of weird educational piece.

Doesn't the US standard use four liters of potable water every time you pee? I remember being weirded out the first time I encountered one.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

DrProsek posted:

That's something I've always wondered with those images, is there a large group of people arguing for just fast food workers to get higher pay but are absolutely against soldiers getting a pay boost? Like even if you did some math and it turns out that thanks to some hidden costs even the soldiers themselves don't see, a US Army soldier's takehome pay is lower than a fast food worker's, I'd just say that whatever bill gets passed to fix the minimum wage should also probably cover soldier's incomes too.

No, of course there isn't. Treating the world as a zero sum game is just a very palatable way of rejecting any effort to make anyone's life easier. This is the same kind of person who will complain about foreign aid because there's still people going hungry at home, then reject any notion of welfare because people on the dole are just lazy moochers already. The boys are just a good target because they make less than minimum wage (assuming a 168 hour work week).

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
Guys a friend said "knock knock" to me the other day. I'm not a door and he knows that. Is he some kind of idiot? :confused:

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Baudolino posted:

I watched that show. I don`t like it one bit, it`s very purpose is to undermine free speech. I for one enjoy living in a democracy which can only survive if people have a safe space to say whatever they want, i would hate to see well-meaning fuckheads enforce self-censorship because that will be the beginning of the end for western democracy.
The ability to say things anonumsly online is a great gift, it has made the world in to a better place. Do you really want to lose all of that just because some people say hurtful and somewhat evil things? Cause today the people who get to point fingers are people you agree with, tomorrow it migth be the other way around. It might be you will be painted as a stupid troll tomorrow, think about that for a moment.

The show is just a safe space for people to express that they don't want to be called oval office niggers that should be raped in front of their children on the Internet. Why do you want to undermine its free speech? Are you some kind of Hitler?

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
I think the joke is that Moby Dick is a boring as poo poo book, and he just expresses it in a very unorthodox way. I admit, I read very little of what he wrote.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
I think he said he only encountered them on the internet. The vast majority of SJWs are teenagers on tumblr, adults who don't go outside, and strawmen.

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Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
MRA is a movement dedicated to hurting women, rather than helping men.

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