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Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Postal Parcel posted:

I really know which one you're talking about. It's like, the original had all these "old" band with facts about how music artists used to be good samaritans but now all these singers(more like autotuned drones am I right M'lady:smug:) are selfish and petty and...

It was in the last thread but damned if I'll wade through it. Anyway, here's a rather good chart to show that as times change, things stay the same


It also called Kurt Cobain a coward and I believe was made by a goon.

Edit: I just found out recently that a bunch of people who I hid from my feed during the last presidential election unfriended me. I don't know when that happened, but I hope it was because of a status I wrote that said "I voted for the gays, the weed, and the black guy. Hate on it."

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Feb 2, 2012

SpazmasterX posted:

One should point out that most deployments are voluntary and come with fat wads of bonus pay. Also you basically live for 9+ months with zero expenses outside of maybe something like car loan payments. Plus various other perks and ways to not spend any money.

This wasn't true for me in the army either.

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Feb 2, 2012

Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:

They probably hate Catholics too, evangelicals generally hate every other denomination that isn't as wacky and crazy as they are. them.

This is the truth.

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Feb 2, 2012

M_Sinistrari posted:

True, but how many of the 420 crowd actually differentiate between the industrial use cannabis and marijuana?

Most of them. You gotta know what gets you high and what doesn't.

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

As much as I miss the tumblr mock threads, the reason they get shut down is because goons have a tendency to succumb to lots of infighting in them. Even though I love to laugh at trans-fat agephobic demiplatonic pansexual otherkin, its probably best if we dont post too much tumblr.

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

How is firefighter guy doing during firestorm 2014? :ohdear:

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Feb 2, 2012

I touched the poop. I'm Shonda Leer.



Edit: The line I forgot to expand

quote:

15/hr will raise consumer prices a correlating amount. It will do nothing to create a "living wage" (an outrageous concept to begin with) except for the very short term. Too many people do not value working hard for their wage. Too often I have had well paid work declined because it sounded boring or "their schedule (which did not include any other form of payed work) was just too packed". Entitlement is a dangerous disease

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Feb 2, 2012

Someone stop me oh my god I am arguing with an idiot and I cannot stop myself.

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Feb 2, 2012

DrNutt posted:

I love this thread so god drat much. It's nice to know I'm not the only one with awful sociopathic shitlord "friends." I always want to scream "I got a degree from a good school and did everything I was supposed to and I still barely make more than minimum wage part time!" but I know that somehow, somewhere, it was probably just my fault.

I ended up bringing this up to him and he said (I swear to god)

quote:

Then they shouldn't have gotten a degree in left handed European artwork or the effects of Russian radiation on the Japanese fishing industry. Or better yet :drunroll: they shouldn't have gone to college and just gone into the workforce.

To which I said

quote:

Corey, you have no idea what you're talking about, man.

HAH! "GET AN EDUCATION AND GET A BETTER JOB! Got an education and couldnt get a job? SHOULDNT HAVE GOTTEN THE EDUCATION AND JUST GONE INTO THE WORKFORCE!"

hahahahahahahahahahahaha oh man. What does cognitive dissonance feel like?

And walked away.

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Feb 2, 2012

Tracula posted:

Enjoy

Mine is the top comment with probably about 300 likes as of me posting this. I say that the whole 'friend zone' thing is just guys wanting to exchange nice deeds for sex and holy hell has it started to snowball :stare:

Hahahaha. All those manchildren getting mad. This is the best thing.

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Feb 2, 2012

RenegadeStyle1 posted:

Hackers are very active in the facebook community. They post videos to your timeline, and also delete friends from facebook.

And post fake coming out statuses. Damned hackers.

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Feb 2, 2012

Pipistrelle posted:

I also love that don throws out the fact that "no woman has ever died of prostate cancer." Thanks brosef, that's quite the revelation you got there! Like I get what he was saying, but his formatting and smug attitude makes him sound like a dipshit.

No man has died of uterine or ovarian cancer either :shrug:

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Feb 2, 2012

AGirlWonder posted:

It's pretty rare to see someone admit that they believe being gay is a sin. Homosexual acts? Sure, whatever, but even the most conservative evangelicals will usually concede that being gay isn't a sin.

Um... I know tons of evangelicals that call being gay a sin. Where are you from that you don't have that?

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Feb 2, 2012


I'm probably a terrible person but I laughed at this.

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Feb 2, 2012

The friendzone is like the saddest expression of the sunk cost fallacy.

"I can't just walk away I've given her so many nice and not gotten a sex yet!"

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Feb 2, 2012


Nope nope nope. Don't go down this road.

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Feb 2, 2012

into the void posted:

I've never tried meat from a bear

I've had bear and it was really very good.

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Feb 2, 2012

Maggie Fletcher posted:

I remember an e/n thread where some guy was kicking himself for not setting up his camera properly when he was trying to film his stepsister showering and couldn't get any footage. It was so over the top it might have been fake, I guess. This was a couple of years ago.

The e/n comic thread had a field day with this one though.

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Feb 2, 2012

Voltin Bolt posted:

I thought I weeded all of Those Cousins out of my list a long time ago. Just saw this and couldn't keep my mouth shut, I'm Mike Roscope in this exchange. IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL FOR POOR PEOPLE TO WATCH HBO



I have several friends in the tattoo industry. I've only paid for one tattoo. Guess I don't deserve food stamps.

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Feb 2, 2012

Deltasquid posted:

it just seems so natural for health care to be subsidized by the government without really involving employers all that much.

Ahahaha haha..... That's :siren::supaburn:SOCIALISM:supaburn::siren:

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Feb 2, 2012



Idiots on Social Media: IF THATS ME BEING RASIEST DAMMIT MAN

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Feb 2, 2012

An old friend I keep around for the thread posted some dumb "three minutes to destroy Obama's gun control plan" video and got called out.


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Feb 2, 2012

mng posted:



So why is everyone hot and bothered about impeaching him in these last couple of weeks? Besides being black. I'm not American and I honestly don't get it.

Probably the "southern border crisis," and the "fundraiser-gate" :airquote:scandals:airquote:

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Feb 2, 2012

Excels posted:

i thought it was pretty funny when obama revealed his "birth tape" and it was the opening to lion king

"For the people at the FOX news table, that was a joke."

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Feb 2, 2012

"No scholarships just for white people."

http://www.schoolsoup.com/scholarship-directory/club-and-association/children-of-the-confederacy/ :jerkbag:

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Feb 2, 2012

I've got some idiocy. Behold!



Pink is my ex-wife, blue is her current boyfriend I guess, and green is his ex. This would be idiot enough, but then hours later, this happened.



Yep, that's the same blue. :psyboom:

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Feb 2, 2012

Orgophlax posted:

Did you take these screen shots at the same time? Cause if you did, then the second one came first, going by the time stamps, and Facebook was showing your timeline in Top Stories view instead of Most Recent making them out of order.

No, I didn't. Note the use of "hours later" in my post, and the times in the upper right corner.

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Feb 2, 2012

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

Sorry it's not the Thomas Kinkade quality you crave.

:cawg: This was funny.

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Feb 2, 2012


"You like this," killed me.

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Feb 2, 2012

mng posted:

I liked when that one sov-cit guy got tased like a bitch. "I GET TO DO WHAT I WANT TO!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfVbiefMdNU

Favorite comment: the bailiff didn't taze him, he tazed his person.

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Feb 2, 2012

PutinOnTheRitz posted:

Wouldn't surprise me in the least if it was real.

I'm in the process of screencapping some of the more interesting "conversations" I've had come to my cosplay page. I've never said a word to this guy, and he's been at this over a year:



I'd rather you didn't post our private conversations publicly, tia.













:v:

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Feb 2, 2012

Picnic Princess posted:

Goody gumdrops, the image of the crying girl thinking she lost the Quran recital contest is making it's racist rounds on my page.

They all have different stories too: child marriage, familial rape, public beheading. At least on one of them someone figured out that there's no additional sources to the one that was originally posted and became skeptical.

Excuse me, but, the what?

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Feb 2, 2012

Ilyich posted:

Posted by someone in D&D:


It comes from this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJEPB9hJmQc

It's a competition where children recite verses from the Quran to win prizes. The girl is crying because she made a mistake and didn't think she'd get a prize. Louise Mensch is a former Tory MP here in the UK, and even by Tory standards is staggeringly stupid.

The actual story behind this picture gave me the greatest feeling of :3: and :shobon: ever

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Feb 2, 2012


My black friends are the most torn up about it, so there. :colbert:

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Feb 2, 2012

kinmik posted:


Completely unrelated:

How do you have two lasts?

My friend posted this and said "described me perfectly, scary accurate!" Needless to say, it doesn't. At all.

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Feb 2, 2012

HonorableTB posted:

What bothers me about the Christy Mack thing (besides the obvious beating) is that she's a porn star who has sex with other men for a living, and yet the MMA fighter was apparently okay with that, but not with her sleeping with another guy off camera? How do you get to that level of mental division? I mean, I'd never date a porn star anyway, but if I did it sure wouldn't be a serious, long term relationship because I couldn't expect someone who gets paid to have sex with other guys to be in a monogamous relationship. The two are mutually exclusive.

It obviously takes a level of comfort with sex and sexuality, but the core of it would be that being on camera is work. It's something that is known about beforehand, honest, and accepted. Being off camera is dishonest.

If it was any other job, it'd be the same idea. Doing your job is not cheating, whereas meeting up with someone secretly to have sex with them is.

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Feb 2, 2012

Huntersoninski posted:

In any case it seems like they weren't even dating anymore, meaning seeing her off camera guy wasn't cheating either.

Well, yeah. But the question was more of a general "how can people dating porn stars be upset when they cheat?" A betrayal of trust is a betrayal of trust, no matter the profession of those involved.

LordSaturn posted:

Also, even if she WAS cheating, that would still be no excuse for the kind of injuries she's got. That poo poo is monstrous. :smith:

Of course not :smith: just leave. Nobody deserves that for any reason.

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

It's already been cleared up but yeah being in porn and being in a relationship is what I was addressing. Obviously she didn't deserve the treatment she got throughout and after the whole relationship, and that guy is a massive piece of poo poo who I think should spend the rest of his life in prison.

THE PENETRATOR posted:

Um well she's his property the guy said so himself

Well drat, that changes things. Pack it up folks, we're done here.

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Feb 2, 2012

Sandweed posted:

Knowing how America treats people who beats women he's probably gonna get a reward for most awesome MMA dude in a few years.



He might make an album with Rhian- wait a minute.

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Feb 2, 2012

DemeaninDemon posted:

Hard not to trust someone who cleans your filth at your worst.

We're talking about nurses, not CNAs

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