Idiots on Social Media Thread

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Celery Face: Feb 18, 2012

Esmerelda posted:

Okay.

The page is still full of crazy, racist dicks. Good to know.

I actually thought that picture was from a purity ball for a second there.

# ¿ May 8, 2014 00:15

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 03:07

Celery Face: Feb 18, 2012

People take Eurovision seriously?

# ¿ May 11, 2014 00:15

Celery Face: Feb 18, 2012

Fatkraken posted:

If cuddle parties are like asexual orgies, is this... cuddle prostitution?

I came across a youtube channel where some guy promotes every kind of weird, bullshit kind of alternative medicine offered in San Francisco. One of his videos involves a big creepy guy who charges people to get spooned by him on a bed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s2h2D6KkGY

# ¿ May 14, 2014 16:25

Celery Face: Feb 18, 2012

Lilleman posted:

http://imgur.com/gallery/bwcIK

Popped up in my Facebook feed by a close friend and everyone thought it was HILARIOUS! Yes I'm sure that's the question they really responded to and this couldn't have been set up in any way.
Gaysex lol!

Nope, that really is what they said.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdVr4KWcS5o

# ¿ May 17, 2014 22:54

Celery Face: Feb 18, 2012

In year 12 you got a restraining order against me.

# ¿ May 23, 2014 00:15

Celery Face: Feb 18, 2012

FrozenVent posted:

Yet you still added me on Facebook.

The kid is in grade eleven and there's no way anyone wouldn't de-friend someone on facebook over that.

FrozenVent posted:

Misread the grades, sorry.

It's all good.

Celery Face has a new favorite as of 00:43 on May 23, 2014

# ¿ May 23, 2014 00:36

Celery Face: Feb 18, 2012

Picnic Princess posted:

Drinking concentrated garlic juice might not make you better, but it sure as poo poo will keep others away from you, preventing the spread of infection!

gently caress, if I ate even half that much garlic, I'd probably die.

# ¿ May 28, 2014 02:10

Celery Face: Feb 18, 2012

Segmentation Fault posted:

Wow, who the gently caress likes Rush?

50-something Canadian men. My dad thinks they're Canada's greatest band (they're still better than Nickelback, Simple Plan and loving Hedley).

# ¿ Sep 12, 2014 20:50

Celery Face: Feb 18, 2012

Edit: Never mind.

Celery Face has a new favorite as of 20:18 on Sep 26, 2014

# ¿ Sep 26, 2014 20:07

Celery Face: Feb 18, 2012

Crain posted:

No one thinks about gay sex more than homophobes it seems.

My favourite example of this has got to be anti-gay activist Paul Cameron. Jesus Christ.

Paul Cameron, during an interview with Rolling Stone posted:

Marital sex tends toward the boring end. Generally, it doesn't deliver the kind of sheer sexual pleasure that homosexual sex does. If you isolate sexuality as something solely for one's own personal amusement, if all you want is the most satisfying orgasm you can get, then homosexuality seems too powerful to resist.

# ¿ Oct 31, 2014 06:01

Celery Face: Feb 18, 2012

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Don't forget about Martin Ssempa, the funniest homophobe on the planet (were it not for the fact that he gained traction in Uganda)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17C_9TXgAms

Then there's also Jerry Boykin giving a description of Jesus that almost sounds like it's from an erotic novel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXPq6j6NEbk

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 03:07

Celery Face: Feb 18, 2012

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

Narciss has like 50 probations/bans. Call it a hunch, but I think he might just be fishing for reactions by this point.

Shhhh, it's funnier when people don't realize that.

# ¿ Nov 16, 2014 22:55

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