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B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

SpazmasterX posted:

One should point out that most deployments are voluntary and come with fat wads of bonus pay. Also you basically live for 9+ months with zero expenses outside of maybe something like car loan payments. Plus various other perks and ways to not spend any money.

There are times you can get posted to places you want, but those are incredible rare, and most involve going to a specific base for training/school/etc. But the living on base and having most expenses paid for? Yeah that's a thing. There's also the racking up of funds when you're deployed and don't have a family back home.

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B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

SpookyLizard posted:

Who the gently caress is Luke Bryan

A country singer.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

karl fungus posted:

"I'm not racist because I'm trans-black and I've been through the same thing as black people!"

I'm curious, could you get around the whole appropriation thing by saying you're trans-[ethnic group] and would SJWs destroy you for it, or let it slide? Because it seems like either answer would condemn half of the SJW community at once. Like you could be a skinny white boy, but by claiming you're trans-gender, trans-fat, trans-african, would tumblr support you or not?

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."


Wow. Just wow. I thought I had a nice philosophical post and it was going to make people think, but drat.

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B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

PresidentBeard posted:

California gentrification center of the United States? Yes I'd say it is working fairly well for the sort of upper middle class to rich person who votes democrat there. Now Republicans would be just as bad or worse, but someone having to commute 45 minutes for a minimum wage job isn't "doing well".

I don't know about you, but Downtown LA isn't being gentrified, it's just being lived in. These were all empty buildings that, suddenly, when you clean them up, people move in. Add on to the fact we re-installed our light rail system from DTLA to Santa Monica, Downtown actually became a viable place to live. Are they all hipsters? Yeah, but that just means I know where not to go in addition to Silverlake/Hollywood to avoid them.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Barfing Cumlord posted:

What the gently caress is "newly" trans

Considering the post was about RuPaul, I'd think it was really young people who just discovered trans and probably don't know RuPaul.

The guy kind of had a point though. At least most of the trans communities I've seen are incredibly self-absorbed and sensitive, so I can see this kind of thing being an issue.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Ragequit posted:

Oh yes, he's a real sweetheart (who loves his guns and gets super worked up over dumb poo poo):






Do people not know that this poo poo is public? This is a grown man. This reads like he was 3 or 4 scotches in, bragging to his buddies.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

Does anonymous not realize "white" and "Hispanic" are not mutually exclusive?

On Tumblr they are.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

belt posted:

This is a person on my friends list, I guess it's time to purge again.



I guess Jesus Christ was also the author of the 3/5 person compromise. Oh Jesus, who won't you oppress?

They probably don't like Obama because they are arch conservatives and he beat their savior, Mitt Romney, in the last election.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."


Holy gently caress. That's some straight up police-state poo poo. I bet the poster is a 'Freedom-loving American' too.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

BonHair posted:

despite believing that Israel should be dismantled.

Yeah, that whole genocide thing isn't really that great of an idea. Unless of course you're liking it ironically.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

nucleicmaxid posted:

I don't think he's a proponent of genocide? Merely an anti-Zionist, which is not necessarily related to antisemitism despite attempts to find links between them.

It's the most likely result when you take away their defenses, considering the entire region would prefer them wiped from the face of the Earth. That's not to say I agree with their policies right now though.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Nikaer Drekin posted:

http://taxfoundation.org/article/us-federal-individual-income-tax-rates-history-1913-2013-nominal-and-inflation-adjusted-brackets

Not only is this BS right off the bat (income has been taxed since at least 1862, according to the first excel document on that site), income tax rates are now astronomically low compared to most of the 20th century. For instance, a single person earning $450,000 or more last year would have been included in the highest tax bracket with a tax rate of 39.6%. Seems like a hefty chunk, until you realize that, in the year 1954, which I'd be willing to bet whoever posted this includes in the "good ol' days" they masturbate to, the equivalent income to $450,000 today (roughly $52,000) would be taxed at 75%.

Not to mention that income tax rates went even further back then, all the way to 91%! Yet somehow, even with the benevolent ***JOB CREATORS*** having most of their income wrested away from them, we had a healthy, stable economy. How about that.

Thank you. I was going to post this. A Tea Partier I know was waxing on about how much better America was in 'the good old days' of the 50s and how taxes are Socialist/Gubmint taking all his money. THen I told him that he'd be taxed for about 2/3rds of his income instead of the 1/3rd he gets now. I got told I was a LIEbral.

And people wonder why something like the Hoover Dam or the Interstate Highway System are things we could never do ever again.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

^^^^I can guarantee you the person who had solved/was going to expose [insert disease/conspiracy] was on that plane and it was shot down to keep it quiet. Or it was a false flag.


trapped mouse posted:

This is a good thing to post for anyone who wants to go back to "traditional" America:



Well poo poo. I'm just going to start responding to these people with this now. Saves a ton of time.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

kazil posted:

What are the odds they are mad about children eating healthy vs the Obamas removing a good, wholesome, Christian (homophobic) company from schools?

No bookie would ever make odds on that because there is only one answer. It's the South.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Double Plus Good posted:

Matt Walsh is an absolute piece of poo poo and despite having a one strike mute policy on anyone who shares anything from his blog, it keeps slipping through. He writes these smug, inflammatory articles meant to provoke a response, and then when people react angrily he goes and cries to other super-conservative christian news sites about the "hateful" responses he gotten :qq:. It's just the worst.

For a second I thought you were talking about this guy and I was super sad because he's awesome.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

1-800-DOG-LAW posted:

I think the 3 court cases had to do with her children since her first 3 children are by 2 different fathers. The new baby Tryniti is by her new husband who is 22 and she is something in the range of 36-40.

And on a scale of 1-10, 1 being none at all and 10 being all of the meth, how many drugs does she take? Because I'm putting the over/under at 7.5.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Met posted:

If they don't understand how it works, it's a hoax.



Seems a bit irresponsible during a drought, don't you think, Former Teacher?

Ummm... no? You catch the water during your shower. That's also why you use biodegradable soaps.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Wasabi the J posted:

Or at least one where my phone can start my car and turn on the AC so that way I don't roast to death in my car on high on ludes or something.

:itisatccreference:

My friend's truck does this. When he was overseas, he would start/stop his truck at all hours to mess with his family where his truck was parked.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

TinTower posted:

Happens with any woman who doesn't behave like the men in charge want her to. That said, well behaved women seldom make history.

Maybe this is just me and the people I encounter, but I hear this statement a lot and it's generally said by the biggest assholes/douches/jerks to justify them being an rear end in a top hat/douche/jerk. It's not women only either. You just sub 'woman' with 'truth teller' and 'men' with 'The Man'.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

canyoneer posted:

"You know who NEVER makes history? Unremarkable assholes"

So be a remarkable one then?

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

RareAcumen posted:

In other-same news, I've got a big one from tumblr followed by a smaller one as soon as I can find the post.













Just a question here: Am I to be considered an terrible person and Idiot on Social Media if I agree with the response? Because I really don't know where to go with this whole issue. I think Anita is a giant pain in the rear end, but, well, we've all been on XBoX Live before.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

^^Lactose intolerance doesn't work that way.

As an aside, a kid in my son's class has such a violent nut allergy that we've been asked not to feed our child nuts of any kind before school, or even bring them to school as someone's peanut breath could send this kid into shock. He has a Epi-pen around his neck at all times and keeps a spare in his backpack. He's trying to be able to live a normal life, even going so far as having to fly on special allergen-free flights with other people like him so he can visit grandparents etc. If a child's life is worth less to you than peanut butter, I don't really know what to say.

kannonfodder posted:

Imagine if your life and body were threatened on a regular basis simply for existing as a different gender.

Taking away what seems to be the most important thing these dipshits have would be a great way for them to either calm down or at least refrain from voicing this stuff.

I'd be willing to give up precious video games every now and then if it means that women can be safe.

Edit: I'm a good speller!

But that wouldn't work at all. The dipshits and assholes would blame women even further because someone they hate took away something they liked. It would just exacerbate the problem.

e:beaten

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B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Spalec posted:

Do people think Muslims are vampires and pork is their garlic or something?

Yes. They really do. My favorite product in the whole world is this.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Slime posted:

The stupidest thing is that eating pork is fine for them if they have nothing else to eat. So if they're trapped and the only thing to eat is a bacon sandwich, they can eat that. Just like they're allowed to eat during ramadan if they're elderly, or ill, or pregnant and suchlike.

I'm pretty sure these people expect Muslims to die all Buffy-style when you shoot them with these bullets, so why would they even go so far as to read/understand the religion?

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Elliotw2 posted:

The average idiot just having made it out of boot camp will be making around $1500 every month, split into two pay checks, and don't have to worry about any bills except ones they choose to take on like internet or phone service. The average deployed idiot will make $1800 + hazard bonus and the income being completely tax free. They also get free housing and food, since they'd be housed in the barracks unless they're married, so overall they're getting paid way more than someone with a minimum wage job.

When you calculate in the required lifted pickup truck, dip, and full collection of TapOut apparel, it does tend to eat into their monthly pay though.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

OptimusShr posted:



The person who shared this is white naturally.

Don't we have the visa/passport system that has done this for years? I'm not crazy right?

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

RareAcumen posted:

Does anyone have a list of the people in the NFL being brought up on domestic violence this year handy? According to my mom (I'm not big on sports) all of them are black and I'm curious on if that's true or not.

It may be that way simply because 'Big Sloppy' Ben Roethlisberger hasn't been caught in a while.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

CherryCat posted:

I'm Scottish, the only vegetables I trust are potatoes, and occasionally turnips.

Even then, they'd have to be fried.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

SybilVimes posted:

Wales is a conquered nation, it's 'England and Wales' as a single nation, whereas scotland is a nation that joined the union voluntarily.

"Voluntarily"

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Soviet Commubot posted:

Welsh history is incredibly depressing, and I say this as a guy who lives in Brittany, whose history is also really depressing.

Brittany's history is great. It's basically ~1500 years of giving the finger to any and everyone they could. There's even evidence their fishermen discovered the New World in the 8th or 9th century, but since the fish was so bountiful, they never told anybody and kept it a secret so no one would horn in on their racket. Also, they are still a semi-independent state with their own army, parliament, and language.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

kazil posted:

On the one hand, only women can cook properly. On the other hand, women have no place in the work force.

Sincerely
Dick Dorkins

'A woman's place is in the kitchen cooking, but men are the best chefs.'-My old boss who is surprisingly divorced.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Gimnbo posted:

Personally I'm more concerned that a person thinks haphazardly spraying ebola on people we don't like is a good idea.

It's ok because it's brown people dying. Also because they are foreign.

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B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

HOOLY BOOLY posted:

Why do games want to be art? It would just invite the "actual" art crowd to look at games and go " yeah about 98% of this doesn't really have any artistic value outside of being something that humans created"

Then the internet would explode about what is considered "actual art" and what the definition of artistic value is.

The whole point of art is to debate its value.

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