AWFUL SURVIVOR BYOB: Bring Your Own BYOB- THE FINAL TRIUMPH

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windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

CapnAndy posted:

Windshipper you were my bro before, now we are MEGA-BROS

Byers2142 posted:

That really is a beautiful avatar, Winson.

Sup bro?

Your Personal Muse posted:

I'm going to be pretending to pay attention to classes, so its alright I suppose.

Sup bro?

Skinty McEdger posted:

Works for me. I'll be sure to stock up on coffee.

Sup bro?

Chili posted:

Hey everyone. So wait, we don't get to instantly vig kill people?

Sup bro?

Sandwolf posted:

7 is a little rough for me, I might be drunk by then, but I can do my best if it works best for everyone else.

Can you tell me where/when/to whom Shabazz Napier and DeAndre Daniels get drafted to?

Sup bro?

Also 7 EST works fine for me as well.

# ¿ May 8, 2014 02:32

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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 01:06

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Winson_Paine posted:

Age: 40
Gender: Male
Residence: Chicago!

Why I think I should play Awful Survivor: It seems neat, I can show off my chops as a master manipulator and so on.

Why I think I am going to win the game: I like me. I like my chances. I am a happening guy who makes things happen.

The SA forum I'm mostly found posting in other than here is: The Mod Forum, defending your right to post these games from a cruel admin structure that only loves evil.

What can you expect from me in this game as a player: I make a lot of poor life choices sometimes. I bet some of those could be entertaining.

My best buddy on these forums is: Oh man, if I pick someone then I not only mark them for death at the hands of my many enemies, but I slight all the others. You are all my buddies, my beloved fellow goons, and I am honored to shepherd you through these trying times.

What I am going to do with the life changing $75 Amazon.com Giftcard Prize: I had a bunch of goofy answers here, but probably buy crap for my kid. She needs crap!

If I could have dinner with the ghost of one past historical figure who is totally dead right now, it'd be with _______ talking about : Herman Melville, so we could talk about whaling.

I drunk PM'd you from my phone on my birthday. How am I not your best buddy?

# ¿ May 8, 2014 02:56

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Chili posted:

poo poo. I got excited!

*strokes your hair gently*

It's ok, it happens to everyone sometimes. We'll just try again later.

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:07

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Chili posted:

My feet are on fire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:12

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Chili posted:

People keep the punching bag around, right?

Right?!?!?!

Only if you do some tough actin'

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:15

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

CapnAndy posted:

I like this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulPgWVC08KI

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:17

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Majuju posted:

NYE HE HE

BEHOLD MY TRUE SKILL

MAY THE FLEAS OF A THOUSAND CAMELS INFEST YOUR BED THIS NIGHT!

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:19

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

CapnAndy posted:

No default points for no-shows incentivizes no-showing if you're winning, because it denies potential points.

Juuuuuuuust sayin'.

Yeah! What he said! We beat him, since he didn't submit anything as well.

Technical victory.

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:20

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Majuju posted:

I SLEEP LEVITATING IN THE LOTUS POSITION, THIS GRANTS ME THE ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS FUTURE-SIGHT THAT I USED TO DEFEAT YOU.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w1Hk7XcJtY

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:21

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

CapnAndy posted:

I also like this song! Gaybraham Lincoln

I will meet you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF4azs25kUw

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:26

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Your Personal Muse posted:

Guess you couldn't step it up against me

You're in cahoots with his kid. It's cool, you already told our tribe. It no longer matters anymore. We already won this game. :smugdog:

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:31

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

CapnAndy posted:

Okay, you will know it's me because I'll be wearing this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRrfnvGQG1I

You bring the booze and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXQCrOEx1-g

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:36

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Your Personal Muse posted:

I technically beat two people in my round

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_sFafClcUk

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:42

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

John Cena posted:

It's time to reveal the votes. After the votes are read, the player with the highest number of votes cast against them will be the next player eliminated. If anyone has the Hidden Immunity Idol, and you want to play it, now would be the time to do so.

*...*

Alright, let's get to it.

That's one vote for Sandwolf.

John Cena posted:

Three votes for Sandwolf, no votes yet cast for anyone else.

John Cena posted:

First person voted out of Awful Survivor: BYOB...

Sandwolf, that's four votes, and tonight that's enough. Time to bring me your torch.

The tribe has spoken. It's time for you to go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Tm0SQT7N4

# ¿ May 9, 2014 07:37

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Sandwolf posted:

Somehow this game was my first thought waking up in the hospital, and I cannot espouse the amount of dread that washed over me. C'est la vie.

I am such an rear end in a top hat.

:cripes:

# ¿ May 9, 2014 18:09

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

John Cena posted:

QUESTIONS FOR TONIGHT'S TRIBAL COUNCIL:

To Windshipper:
You seem to have a bit of a history with some of the players on this tribe. How does that factor with your potential standing in this game? Does it help to see a familiar face in a game as strange as this, or do you see them as potential targets who put your game at risk?

I think it can help. It can also hurt since they know my tendencies, but on the whole I think it helps my standing. The fact that they somewhat know me and how I operate means that they can tell when to trust me or when to not trust me, which forces me to be open and honest. This then helps foster relationships and helps us to make decisions together.

In the end, it helps to see familiar faces

Johnny Boy posted:

To All:
Do you feel morally superior to the Hurfs who voted out a guy in the hospital?

We are not such callous dickbags as those Hurfs. We are open and supportive of our members in all their endeavors. In addition, we also had all members present for the challenge.

We are superior in every way.

# ¿ May 9, 2014 23:09

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

F1, A5, F10

# ¿ May 12, 2014 23:50

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

F2, E1, E6

# ¿ May 12, 2014 23:59

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

H1, H10, B4

# ¿ May 13, 2014 00:07

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

J1, B10, C1

# ¿ May 13, 2014 00:17

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

G1, I6, I4

# ¿ May 13, 2014 00:24

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

I1, A1, G8

# ¿ May 13, 2014 00:29

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

D8, H9, I8

# ¿ May 13, 2014 00:37

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

J7, E4, G5

# ¿ May 13, 2014 00:45

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

B8, A7, C6

# ¿ May 13, 2014 00:53

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

A8, B6, E9

# ¿ May 13, 2014 00:58

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

# ¿ May 13, 2014 01:49

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Disco Spider posted:

Almost submitted this

Some day...

# ¿ May 13, 2014 01:55

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

John Cena posted:

For Disco Spider, Windshipper

Did you have a strategy for immunity yesterday? If so, what was it? Did anybody take a leadership role in organizing De for the challenge, and if so, who?

Really it was a team effort. Disco is the one who put the board together, though, and his placement of the pieces was really well done. In addition, YPM had a solid strategy of trying to checkboard it and eliminate as much blank space as possible.

We discussed the choices together, though, and we ended up getting a couple of lucky shots. From there we were able to work out the size of the ships we were targeting and take out the rest of the team.

Major props and thank yous to Skinty for stepping up for me when I had to back out.

posted:

For everyone

Durf tribe finished twice before you were able to complete the challenge once. What went wrong? How will you make sure you don't get embarrassed again in the future?

Apparently it was a technical glitch that was encountered. There was a solid strategy set up, and then things went haywire.

poo poo happens. vOv

# ¿ May 15, 2014 23:29

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

windshipper posted:

Really it was a team effort. Disco is the one who put the board together, though, and his placement of the pieces was really well done. In addition, YPM had a solid strategy of trying to checkboard it and eliminate as much blank space as possible.

We discussed the choices together, though, and we ended up getting a couple of lucky shots. From there we were able to work out the size of the ships we were targeting and take out the rest of the team.

Major props and thank yous to Skinty for stepping up for me when I had to back out.

Apparently it was a technical glitch that was encountered. There was a solid strategy set up, and then things went haywire.

poo poo happens. vOv

Oh. I was thinking last game day with battleship. Yeah there was a strategy yesterday and well Disco answered it.

# ¿ May 15, 2014 23:56

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

# ¿ May 19, 2014 20:55

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Chili posted:

I'd like to be able to do the challenge, but I could only really make 8 work. I know that there's no time that works for everyone but yeah, just sayin.

6-7:30 eastern actually would work best for me though...

# ¿ May 20, 2014 17:58

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Your Personal Muse posted:

Also I suddenly despise Hurf and all that they stand for, including my former De tribemates.

Windshipper and Skinty, you are dead to me.

I NEVER LOVED YOU ANYWAYS :cry:

# ¿ May 20, 2014 21:48

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

We have dried beans but no water. That's ok. If he salivates over them long enough, we can force feed them to CapnAndy.

No promises though.

# ¿ May 20, 2014 23:02

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Ask/Tell

# ¿ May 21, 2014 00:12

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Goons With Spoons

# ¿ May 21, 2014 00:17

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

My significant other is cheating on me

# ¿ May 21, 2014 00:25

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Play

# ¿ May 21, 2014 00:26

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Transsexualism

# ¿ May 21, 2014 00:30

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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 01:06

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

# ¿ May 21, 2014 00:41

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