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What the gently caress? I'll take any team that's left. 
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IcePhoenix posted:Sexual Lorax you're first alternate, just post confirming you're ready to take over the Tigers. BAM! Let's make some bad baseball decisions! This team'll be GRRRRREAT!
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May 11, 2014 04:05
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Is Seattle fifteen minutes late on their pick? Theoretically, could the Yankees jump in and grab a pick at this point if they wanted to be...well, the loving Yankees?
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May 12, 2014 19:15
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mks5000 posted:Don't worry, it could have been way worse. You could have drafted Carlos Gomez t  Mornacale posted:Carlos Gomez put up a 130 wRC+ last season and was a top-tier defensive CF, and this season his wRC+ is up to 154. I keep waiting for him to regress hard, but until he does he absolutely deserves a high pick.  I'm new enough to fantasy spreadsheeting that I didn't just want numbers for my first pick. I wanted someone I've seen play. Gomie's totally a homer pick, no question about it.
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May 13, 2014 00:39
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IcePhoenix posted:That actually raises an interesting question because he's not injured but he sure is suspended. NO GODS NO MASTERS NO INJURIES NO SUSPENSIONS says the guy who blew his first pick on Carlos Gomez AND NO loving DH FOR ANYONE
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May 13, 2014 21:57
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Nick "Dustin 'Scrappy Max' Pedroia" Punto is a drat good pick. ...if you define drat good picks as the ones that near the top of my list.
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May 14, 2014 15:05
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Y'alls keep your hands off my Punto. I saw Nick first.
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May 15, 2014 21:57
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THE RED MENACE posted:Take away his picks and give them to me commish tia GODDAMNIT GIVE ME BACK MY PUNTO I had a pic all ready and everything. You may as well have it now. 
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May 16, 2014 02:34
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mynameisjohn posted:Kimbrel was my next pick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zLx_JtcQVI
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JosefStalinator posted:Is it too late for me (SF) to pick? If you beat the autodraft, it's not too late. I think my favorite part of this ridiculous exercise in endurance so far has been all the stupid pictures of Puntos as they're picked. I can take the time to try to find good ones for each of my picks, but I can't do it for all of baseball. Unless it's lincecum_sunflower_seeds.gif, it's all new to me, and it consistently cracks me the hell up. Why are ball players so messed up, anyway?
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May 17, 2014 05:54
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Sorry about using every minute of my clock. Weekend poo poo, etc. I was just stoked to see that I wasn't autopuntoed.
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May 19, 2014 01:23
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IcePhoenix posted:Sometimes you have to throw your draft plan out the window and take the BPA. DETROIT MEOW CITY Proudly BPA free! Edit: Wait...this means I'm supposed to have a draft plan beyond "I LIEK PLEYAR. I PIKC PLAYAR"?
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May 19, 2014 17:17
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IcePhoenix posted:yeah, KC has roughly an hour left Fifteen minutes until the Diamondbacks can poach.
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May 21, 2014 19:45
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mynameisjohn posted:I'm drafting Yovani Gallardo for the STL CARDS Yovani just looks so sad to be a Cardinal. Can't say as I blame him.
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May 22, 2014 18:50
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tadashi posted:Also, here's the best Eric Homsar picture: DINGEWWS
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May 22, 2014 19:21
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mynameisjohn posted:why the gently caress did you draft brian dozier in the 5th round He's just this guy, you know? Edit: Going to convert him to a starting pitcher. Sexual Lorax fucked around with this message at 21:27 on May 22, 2014 |
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May 22, 2014 21:21
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mynameisjohn posted:Zaphod Beeblebrox and Brian Dozier to battle for the starting pitching job
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May 22, 2014 21:45
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Who the gently caress is IcePhoenix?
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May 22, 2014 23:01
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Who the gently caress is Nick Punto?
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May 23, 2014 03:50
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IcePhoenix posted:I love what some of you have done with your team pages Oh my loving lord the Cards' page. I'm not used to St. Louis bringing joy to my life, mynameisjohn. Well done.
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May 23, 2014 23:17
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As a special favor to me, IcePhoenix, would you please edit this into the picks thread?
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May 24, 2014 04:41
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seiferguy posted:Sent ya a PM. Oooooh so did I. Pirates' front office phone blowin' up.
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kensei posted:I'd give my 9th and 11th for an 8th and a 14th or so, and I have PMs. Done. mentholmoose, seiferguy's trade offer gets you higher in this round, so I'm withdrawing mine.
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May 26, 2014 17:32
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kensei posted:Cool! PM sent to get the paperwork signed.
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May 26, 2014 17:56
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IcePhoenix, doublecheck my work in the draft document? I think I got everything right with DETROIT MEOW CITY's trade with Arizona.
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May 26, 2014 18:48
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Laderhan posted:Ramos was a really good pick. It's going to be interesting to see how he does with no injuries. Would you call him the... ...anti-Dozier?
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May 27, 2014 03:12
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IcePhoenix posted:why would he be the anti-Dozier? Nothing related to their skills--just that Dozier got a very entertaining reaction compared to this compliment.
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May 27, 2014 03:35
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mynameisjohn posted:I was too plastered to draft Playing The Game The Way It's Meant To Be Played
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May 28, 2014 01:53
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Harlock posted:Carlos Quentin was my next round pick, I was hoping people would forget about him After the JAP PLAY, I don't know that any hoping is a good idea anymore. That was the move of the draft so far. Two trades to get the right picks, and yanking them from Japanese ball? Makes me feel like I'm playing checkers when the rest of you are playing chess.
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May 28, 2014 17:51
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Pander posted:I dunno, you took Kimbrel early and Dozier. I don't think it's the NPB pick that separates your selection process from most others. the possibility exists that i have utterly no idea what i'm doing and am in this mostly for the gifs and related mayhem
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May 28, 2014 19:14
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May 29, 2014 21:10
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Looking over pitchers remaining, I liked Ivan Nova on strength of his name alone. He sounds like the cosmonaut villain for Rocky 12: Zero-Gstruction. Or something like that.
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THE RED MENACE posted:I thought no one else knew about Calhoun Had that Punto next on my list, for whatever that's worth coming from the DETROIT MEOW CITY Doziers.
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May 30, 2014 15:56
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IcePhoenix posted:I'm really looking forward to seeing how the teams that haven't drafted any pitchers yet fare. INJURIES ARE OFF CRAIG KIMBREL NINE INNINGS EVERY GAME EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF TIME KIMBREL IS INVINCIBLE KIMBREL IS IMMORTAL BASEBALL IS PAIN LIFE IS PAIN EXISTENCE IS PAIN PITCH AGAIN FOR ME, KIMBREL YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DIE
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The Merry Marauder posted:OOTP has a "Clone Player" option. You know what to do, Lorax. 24 more Chris Doziers, coming right up.
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May 30, 2014 16:54
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Infidel Castro posted:Sign #1 you've reached on someone: You can't remember their actual name.  Yyyyyep. To be fair, he just goes by his last name around the clubhouse. Once the clones are delivered, we'll probably have to refer to them by number, anyway.Edit: vvvv That's fantastic. Sexual Lorax fucked around with this message at 17:16 on May 30, 2014 |
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Laderhan posted:gently caress I hope I'm able to pick tonight. Sorry I stretched my clock as far as I did. It turns out that it takes a while to beat the visiting team 15-3. 
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Laderhan posted:What do you guys think was best and worst pick value wise so far? Laderhan posted:Worst Value: Brian Dozier in the 5th seiferguy posted:I still think the biggest reach was Kimbrel though. Words can hurt, guys. Words can hurt.
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I'll have you chuckleheads know that I got to see Brian "Chris" Dozier play live last night, and dude was ON, much to the detriment of my beloved Crew. Here's hoping Ootpee matches reality. How good was he? So good that a Brewers fan fell about 20 feet into the Brewers bullpen.
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tadashi posted:Who knows, maybe Dozier will get picked even higher if we do this again next year. drat right he will, because DETROIT MEOW CITY will take him with their first pick. 
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