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marshmallow creep posted:A little amused to see her boyfriend, a former NFL player training to be an Olympian, decides to jump in on the Boston Marathon because if she can do it then obviously he can do it without any marathon training, and then he only barely scrapes by the finish line while she's been done for over an hour. Well he did do it without any training which is hell of impressive
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joat mon posted:And he turned into a frikkin whiner after he checked the race manager It was the only wedding where the bride had to wait ages for the groom to walk down the aisle. VV No, he was too slow. Nutsak has a new favorite as of 20:52 on Feb 5, 2024 |
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joat mon posted:
Did he leave her?
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joat mon posted:And he turned into a frikkin whiner after he checked the race manager
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Ommin posted:How has this movie never been made?! The race official chasing her down, the attack, the "breakup", etc all in the course of a single marathon. I'd watch it! 'Do you want to marry me? Yes__, No___, Overtake___'
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Just a little more badassery, as a 70 year-old, she ran the 2017 Boston marathon, finishing in 4:44
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joat mon posted:And he turned into a frikkin whiner after he checked the race manager yelling "id never leave you  " after doing just that is very lol
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Super tough athlete man is actually an insecure cry baby inside, shocking.
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Still glad that big motherfucker floored the race manager guy though
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Ommin posted:It really is that simplistic, huh. I thought they were trying to say there was some physiological danger to women or something. I way overthought it. lol The (sexist) explanation I remember hearing was something along the lines of "Physical exertion might compress the internal (baby making) organs of the gentile female form. Therefore: no" freeedr posted:Still glad that big motherfucker floored the race manager guy though Even a broken jock can be right twice a day
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CzarChasm posted:The (sexist) explanation I remember hearing was something along the lines of "Physical exertion might compress the internal (baby making) organs of the gentile female form. Therefore: no"
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CzarChasm posted:Even a broken jock can be right twice a day
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Interestingly enough, there's evidence that women are consistently better ultramarathon runners than men, at least within some age brackets. "Better" in terms of stamina, efficiency, sustained pace, iirc HenryJLittlefinger has a new favorite as of 17:27 on Feb 6, 2024 |
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:Interestingly enough, there's evidence that women are consistently better ultramarathon runners than men, at least within some age brackets. 
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CzarChasm posted:The (sexist) explanation I remember hearing was something along the lines of "Physical exertion might compress the internal (baby making) organs of the gentile female form. Therefore: no" Excellent punmanship
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freeedr posted:I’ve been absolutely dominated by women before Discount Domme is a pretty slick username tho
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freeedr posted:Still glad that big motherfucker floored the race manager guy though 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYnsgaaDEFs
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wow hell yea thats amazing i remember a bunch of those breaks but not nearly half got this one in related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCOww92r3Lc Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 20:45 on Feb 9, 2024 |
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Not NWS or NMS, but I'll just link it since some people don't like seeing nature being natural. Orca Absolutely Starches a Shark
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  I've snorkeled around sharks and will again but you will not get me in the water in orca territory HenryJLittlefinger has a new favorite as of 05:57 on Feb 24, 2024 |
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They're such giant pricks lmao. That's why I root for the cum whales
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:
Well, the only people ever killed by an orca are when the whale was in captivity. Zero verifiable deaths by a wild orca ever. Even when orcas have attacked and sunk boats, they show little interest to the people who jumped off the boat into the water. Even bites are almost non-existent, with such instances usually being the whale wanting to feel something with it's mouth, much like a baby does.
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I like Beluga, they are like the Scott Steiner of whales
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Love the belugas. Always wanted to touch their melon once I found out they're way squishier than would appear. They look like they'd be taught and semi-rigid, like a tire, but apparently like a balloon.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Well, the only people ever killed by an orca are when the whale was in captivity. Zero verifiable deaths by a wild orca ever. Even when orcas have attacked and sunk boats, they show little interest to the people who jumped off the boat into the water. Even bites are almost non-existent, with such instances usually being the whale wanting to feel something with it's mouth, much like a baby does. Yeah I know, but I distrust things that are both smarter and have bigger teeth than me. Also free willy terrified me when I was a kid so that may have something to do with it.
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Milo and POTUS posted:They're such giant pricks lmao. That's why I root for the cum whales The cum whales get a bad rap. They're highly developed, complex creatures that may even have their own sort of language when communicating with other cum whales.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Well, the only people ever killed by an orca are when the whale was in captivity. Zero verifiable deaths by a wild orca ever. Even when orcas have attacked and sunk boats, they show little interest to the people who jumped off the boat into the water. Even bites are almost non-existent, with such instances usually being the whale wanting to feel something with it's mouth, much like a baby does. theyre just smart enough to hide the evidence
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Biplane posted:The cum whales get a bad rap. They're highly developed, complex creatures that may even have their own sort of language when communicating with other cum whales. Am I still in the Star Citizen thread?
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:Yeah I know, but I distrust things that are both smarter and have bigger teeth than me. You're smarter than a whale. But smarts don't always beat size, so your point still stands.
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Robobot posted:You're smarter than a whale. Have you ever read my posts
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Have you ever read an orca's posts? All they wanna talk about is swimming, fish, and Shadowheart Origin playthroughs of Baldur's Gate 3. They're exhausting.
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John Wick of Dogs posted:I like Beluga, they are like the Scott Steiner of whales First time I ever saw belugas in person was at the Vancouver aquarium, and one of em had a fuckin three foot erection
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A non-loving three foot erection sounds like some kind of monkey's paw curse situation so it sounds like everything was working out for them
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blessed AF. and for those wondering the speaker isn't saying anything more interesting than "crow, let go of the flag!"
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Phy posted:First time I ever saw belugas in person was at the Vancouver aquarium, and one of em had a fuckin three foot erection Whaddup "peeped a whales erection at Vancouver Aquarium" bro.
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Fell the forest that harbors the tree that holds this bird's nest!
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By popular demand posted:blessed AF. and for those wondering the speaker isn't saying anything more interesting than "crow, let go of the flag!" I think I also caught him calling it an anarchist?
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