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HenryJLittlefinger posted:a few years back me and a buddy saw a squirrel miss a branch and plummet to its death on a sidewalk. another dude also saw it and was shaken by it pretty bad. he said "should..should we call someone??" and I said "naw man a crow will be along pretty soon" and he was not happy with that answer. This paragraph was narrated by the ghost of Mitch Hedburg
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Beve Stuscemi posted:This except for its romcoms and period pieces. It's a shame someone already put zombies in Austen, because Pride and Predators E: obviously that's the fan nickname and it's called John McTiernan's Pride and Prejudice or something, can't give away the whole game right in the title Phy has a new favorite as of 05:12 on Jun 6, 2023 |
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Wasabi the J posted:It's all AI voices and scripts now Best use of the Tiktok Lady voice I ever heard was reading AM's hate monologue from I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream
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Android Apocalypse posted:Smart kid. Some unsavoury goon could see your child's stick stash & try to rob him. In the industry we call that a stick-em-up
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By popular demand posted:The story of humanity in a nutshell. Yeah I mean as that stick arcs around to wallop your ankle you can almost hear Also Sprach Zarathustra intermixed with the sociopathic toddler giggles
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wakka wakka posted:This is why inciting a fight is known as "starting poo poo" Hippos mark territory by swinging their tail around and around while making GBS threads violently, so that the poo poo is further spread by their tail. this is known as "the poo poo hitting the fan"
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Carthag Tuek posted:i saw a biker whip another biker with the lock chains from his motorcycle once, but it just made some really ugly noises. no whipcracks. I played Road Rash 2 a lot in the 90s as well
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John Wick of Dogs posted:I like Beluga, they are like the Scott Steiner of whales First time I ever saw belugas in person was at the Vancouver aquarium, and one of em had a fuckin three foot erection
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Platystemon posted:His body was pickled in liquor in a lead casket. Ohh that John Paul Jones, I thought you meant the bass player from Zeppelin (who is also not dead?? I must have conflated him with John Entwhistle)
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