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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Guess which generation is the biggest in American history.

If things continue this way, there won't be enough kids that make it to voting age to make a difference.

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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
It's so perfectly timed that he didn't have to wait for the rotating platform.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
So according to his kill count that's 7 Nazis, 4 hashtags(?) and 1 side rear view mirror(?)

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Subjunctive posted:

It lacks the nuance that one expects from a high-school composition assignment, but it is fun. (I’m a long-standing Morgan fan.)

I'm about 3/4 of the way through his latest, "Thin Air"

I'm not in love with it like I was the rest of his stuff. There's a lot more unexplained :techno: jargon here compared to his other stuff, and it's his usual main character of "Techno Brock Samson turned noir detective", so it just feels like we've been here before, but now it's Mars. Though you could pretty easily believe that all his future stories take place in the same world.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Lady Disdain posted:

My brain cannot parse wtf is going on with his leg(s ?).

He's kneeling, and his back knee is almost in a straight line with his planted foot. It looks weird because his foot is pointed out, he's wearing baggy clothes, and his hips are kind of at an angle compared to his torso.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

If it came with the La Brea patina I'd be down:



edit

daaaaaang

Well hello new favorite thing ever. A 1/9 replica T-rex skull for $300. Sure. Christmas is just around the corner

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

This is cool, but how are the laser pointers affecting the drone?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Scaramouche posted:

I bet it's that British guy who does weird stuff like flaming wolverine claws etc

Colin Furze. Yeah, though LA is a long way away from whatever part of England he's from.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Best part about a John Wick porn is that you could just retitle the Steven Segal porn parody and be done with it:



It bothers me so much that the ponytail guy looks like Youtube science nerd Kyle Hill.

EDIT: Eh, not so much after looking again, but I'll keep this here as evidence of my face blindness.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
So does this mean that Death Stranding is a secret Barkley Marathon game?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Tac Dibar posted:

Is this what a script for a porn movie looks like?

I was gonna say it sounds like rules for a Competitive Gay Orgy

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Nfcknblvbl posted:

Aren't there rules against taking a ball down field without dribbling? Like, it makes the sport too dangerous when opponents try to tackle, and it kind of ruins the spirit of the sport?

Maybe this is the indoor soccer equivalent of the Harlem Globtrotters, where it's all flashy moves. Instead of spinning the ball on their finger, this guy let's it ride on his neck. Next, two guys will bat it down the pitch with folding chairs.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Herstory Begins Now posted:

few pages back people were posting some insane knapped flint/obsidian/quartz

have some mayan eccentrics



For when a regular Bat'leth is just too practical.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Beachcomber posted:

I'll never be as cool as this guy, but is that actually sharp?

I would guess no, and I'd also wager that it's not as heavy as a real sword, and probably balanced differently with that large counterweight on the handle.

Which is not to take away from how cool that is.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

mds2 posted:

Perfect username

Was about to post the same thing

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

I like how, as opposed to the schadenfreude thread, neither player assumed they had the point, when they returned the shot between the legs. No Early celebrations

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Cassowary recreates the "Must go faster" scene from Jurassic Park

https://i.imgur.com/qWVhuzi.mp4

must go faster. must go faster.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

drat. If my 40 pound dog ran at me that fast, it would stagger me more than this. It this guy 8ft tall or something? Or is the small guy really small?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Borscht posted:

My grandma once shared a train compartment with eddy merckx during the time he was the primer cyclist in the world. She said that he killed a handle of brandy, smoked two packets of cigarettes and was obviously coked out of his mind. Bring back performance hindering drugs!

Ah, the days of Babe Ruth, when this dude was a top athlete

Dude smoked, drank, ate poorly, and cheated on his wife constantly.

quote:

Harry Hooper, who likened Babe Ruth to a god, also thought the Sultan of Swat had god-awful eating habits. According to Babe Ruth and the 1918 Red Sox, Hooper said, "Lord, he ate too much. When we were traveling, he'd stop and order half a dozen hot dogs and just as many bottles of soda pop, stuff them in one after the other, and then give a few big belches. That would hold him for a couple of hours." And that wasn't the half of it.

quote:

When Babe Ruth wasn't inhaling hot dogs, he was gobbling up cold beef. While visiting manager Jack Barry, he insisted on devouring raw hamburgers. The Boston Post reported that according to Ruth's wife, almost every day, he ate "two-and-a-half pounds of rare beef steak" with a whole bottle of chili sauce. Having an audience only egged him on, writes Marshall Smelser in The Life that Ruth Built. During a six-hour outing in New York, Ruth had two massive dinners with two gigantic snacks in between. Each dinner consisted of two porterhouse steaks, a double-order of cottage-fried potatoes, two heads of lettuce, and two apple pies a la mode. Both "snacks" were made up of four hot dogs and four bottles of Coca-Cola.

Don't get me wrong, he was actually a star athlete. It's just impressive that he could do it while eating and acting like your old drunken unemployed uncle.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Luffy?

Or
When you buy your riot shield from wish.com

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

An even handed moderator? Is that even allowed here?

2 is even
1 is odd

HTH

Unless you're suggesting Beve has 3 hands.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Android Apocalypse posted:

One of my favorite moments in Gangs of New York was learning that firefighters were like little militias.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zoXk1vnmcg

There's a really great The Dollop podcast on early firefighter gangs.
https://allthingscomedy.com/podcasts/138---history-of-american-firefighters

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Biplane posted:

You disappointed the crone.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Snowy posted:

Bob Appetite cracked me up so much I now know who Claire Saffitz is and she’s cool, so thanks

https://youtu.be/b7aEId4iTHQ?si=A7vf-rczha4vXCS_

She has her own channel now under Dessert Person
https://www.youtube.com/@CSaffitz

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

nesamdoom posted:

so the point is to aim well and achieve nothing?

IDK, ask your father.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Robobot posted:

The end of the giant chain whip is probably leather, so I’d think all the giant chain does is add more mass to maybe make the crack stronger?…maybe?

I’m sure there’s some goon whip expert that has been working/making whips for decades that can explain this all to us.

Kyle Hill tried to do it using only steel chain (longer length, but smaller individual links) and while he got something impressively destructive and dangerous, he could not make it do the *CRACK!*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuERuj_8vnY

Short version, the big guy in the video with the whipcrack has a small bit of leather at the end of his whip that was doing the actual noise making. I'd rather not encounter either one in the wild.

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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Ommin posted:

It really is that simplistic, huh. I thought they were trying to say there was some physiological danger to women or something. I way overthought it. lol

The (sexist) explanation I remember hearing was something along the lines of "Physical exertion might compress the internal (baby making) organs of the gentile female form. Therefore: no"


freeedr posted:

Still glad that big motherfucker floored the race manager guy though

Even a broken jock can be right twice a day

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