Pyro_Fox posted:

angryhampster posted:

ReidRansom posted:

He put the poo poo knife in his belt and disappeared into the night.


And then came to the settlement later anyhow to tell us this story about how much he was against going to the settlement.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

But not usually a revolver.

Erebus posted:

Look at this loser can't even get his costume right he's probably not even a real fan






(Congressman John Lewis at Comic-Con, cosplaying as himself from 50 years ago during the Selma to Montgomery marches)

bimmian posted:

Where is that? What is it, a spillway?

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

"Bro, do you even lift?"

Solice Kirsk posted:

Thats a big loving horse. Or proportionally small people. One of the two.

tardwrangler posted:

Rocket bike race

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Via History in Pictures:

Josef bugman posted:

The last, potential ever, Crow warchief.

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With his position plotting complete, Nelson began calling in air strikes. As the bombs began to fall, Dostum shouted into his radio, “Charge!” The first horse cavalry charge of the 21st century had begun.

To reach the enemy, Dostum’s troops, about 1,500 cavalry and 1,500 infantry, would have to travel a mile over an open plain cut by seven ridges, each between 50 and 100 feet high and spaced about 600 feet apart. The momentum of their attack would be slowed during the crossing of those ridges and, worse, make them sitting ducks each time they reached the top of a ridge. To anyone familiar with military history, the Battle of Bishqab had the potential of being the Charge of the Light Brigade, Fredericksburg, and Pickett’s Charge at Gettysburg all rolled into one.

The difference here, of course, was American air power. But would it be enough?

When the first wave of horsemen had covered about a half-mile, the surviving Taliban heavy weapons opened up. Men and horses began falling to the ground, dead or screaming in pain from their wounds. But whether it was the fact that the horsemen were moving too fast, that the Taliban troops had not ranged their weapons, or some other reason, the defensive fire was not as concentrated or as accurate as it should have been.

When the surviving horsemen reached the second ridge, they halted, leaped off their horses, and laid down cover fire for the second wave of cavalry. That second line crashed into the Taliban trenches. Suddenly Taliban soldiers were throwing away their weapons and running away. The battle continued to rage as darkness fell. When the aircraft above had to leave to refuel, Dostum’s troops were forced to abandon the battlefield when armored Taliban reinforcements arrived.

The attack on Bishqab was followed by a larger engagement at Cobaki the next day. Once again, air strikes knocked out enemy armor and artillery and were followed up by horse cavalry charge. At one crucial moment when it looked like the tide would turn against Dostum’s cavalry, Nelson and a number of other members of ODA 595 found themselves riding into action to help retake the initiative. The strategic initiative had now shifted.

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As the Sultan; son of Muhammad; brother of the sun and moon; grandson and viceroy of God; ruler of the kingdoms of Macedonia, Babylon, Jerusalem, Upper and Lower Egypt; emperor of emperors; sovereign of sovereigns; extraordinary knight, never defeated; steadfast guardian of the tomb of Jesus Christ; trustee chosen by God Himself; the hope and comfort of Muslims; confounder and great defender of Christians - I command you, the Zaporogian Cossacks, to submit to me voluntarily and without any resistance, and to desist from troubling me with your attacks.

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O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, gently caress your mother.
You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!
So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

Skippy McPants posted:

Why is he driving a muscle car? Isn't Ghost Rider's whole shtick centered around motorcycles?

Nemico posted:

Is that the reference image they used for the back panther?

Solice Kirsk posted:

Khan was a tiger. You're thinking of Bagera(sp?).

Samovar posted:

Does it effect the development of the chicken? I mean are there any physical abnormalities from this type of gestation?

HairyManling posted:

Where's the driver?

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Actually, is lifting the puck like that a legal move in hockey? Crazy idea for a feel good sports movie about a lacrosse player in the NHL.

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

my high school physics teacher admitted to us on the first day that she wasnt very good at physics. i guess what is badass is that i never ended up becoming a meth dealer despite attending my crappy high school.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

The pedestrians walking past also seem to be in different positions, it might just have been an alternate take

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/zkobrinsky/status/1131526043943227393

https://twitter.com/zkobrinsky/status/1131565867236511748

TF CURES GENERATOR posted:

Can anyone recommend any good space TV series? I've seen both Cosmos already

Bobby Digital posted:

Solice Kirsk posted:

Confusingly enough it's referred to as a "badger" of wolverines.

Beachcomber posted:

ESA is the only 'exceptable' excuse for this.

Spins posted:

Are spiders to insects as we are to apes and monkeys?

Damnnnn

Beastie posted:

This isn’t Bocce Ball?

Mister Speaker posted:

Yeah, that version is just embarrassing. The original version of Wolf Totem is just fine the way it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM8dCGIm6yc

... Well, except for the hot water they got in for including some (read: one) hidden nazi iconography. Turns out if you call up a bunch of biker gangs to be in a music video, that becomes a distinct possibility.

Cocaine Bear posted:

Have you guys heard of the Haka? What do you think about it?

Cocaine Bear posted:

Neat. Also: why?