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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Posting this again, because this is how Goodell should always be greeted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZwzsCr8rgU

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I hope Brady Quinn is keeping everyone company in the Green Room.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Quest For Glory II posted:

IIRC the green room invites are for both days of the draft, which is why a couple of fringey guys were there

Time for a marketing tie in, get an Xbone in there with Kinect Sports ready to go.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Someone try and keep a running tab of how many times ESPN/NFLN run a Manziel video packages.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Deadspin grabbed the scouting reports for everyone and did a word count search:



Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Hockles posted:

What about a class act?
Or scrappy?
Or a gym rat?

No uses of class act or gym rat, like 3 uses total of scrappy.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Boooooooooo

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



bewbies posted:

plz be mann-zel, want TFF.gif

If you want to win Football games, you need a Football player

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Selected walkup songs:

Odell Beckham Jr.: "The Sky's The Limit" - Lil Wayne

Blake Bortles: "Blow Up" - J. Cole

Teddy Bridgewater: "The World's Greatest" - R. Kelly

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix: "Never Would Have Made It" - Marvin Sapp

Jadeveon Clowney: "The Man" - Aloe Blacc [Probably a dumb commercial in the making.]

Brandin Cooks and Ryan Shazier: "Everythang" - Young Jeezy

Kony Ealy: "Money Baby" - K Camp

Eric Ebron: "They Don't Love You No More" - DJ Khaled

Mike Evans: "Trophies" - Young Money feat. Drake

Kyler Fuller and Ra'Shede Hageman: "We Made It" - Drake feat. Soulja Boy

Jimmy Garoppolo: "Good Life" - Kanye West feat. T-Pain

Justin Gilbert: "We Dem Boyz" - Wiz Khalifa

Cyrus Kouandjio: "Radioactive" - Imagine Dragons

Cody Latimer: "Everyday" - Ace Hood

Marqise Lee: "Handsome & Wealthy" - Migos

Taylor Lewan: "Rock City" - Kings Of Leon [Worst.]

Khalil Mack and Greg Robinson: "Happy" - Pharrell Williams

Johnny Manziel: "Draft Day" - Drake [Of course.]

Jake Matthews: "Going The Distance" - Bill Conti

Jordan Matthews: "Through The Wire" - Kanye West [Best.]

Morgan Moses: "Sideline Story" - J. Cole

C.J. Mosley: "My Favorite Song" - Wiz Khalifa

Calvin Pryor: "Dreams & Nightmares" - Meek Mill

Bradley Roby: "Believe Me" - Drake feat. Lil Wayne

Jason Verrett: "Icy" - Gucci Mane

Sammy Watkins: "Look What You've Done" - Drake

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Awh yeah, 1 for 1, draft genius here folks :smugdog:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Whip Slagcheek posted:

Of course they're playing that loving Aloe Blacc song as Clowney's walk up.

They get to pick their song this year, so presumably someone paid him a lot of money to play that one to make a commercial out of it.

Imagine being 22 and having that many handlers setting poo poo up for you.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



NC-17 posted:

Good lord are the Texans REALLY going to trade for Ryan Mallett? I thought O'Brien was smarter than that.

I mean, if it's a 3rd day pick, it's a whatever move.

I will still be thrilled until we draft Tom Savage in the 3rd.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Who is that couch at the Rams table?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Well gently caress, that's not Bridgewater

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Why is there not a small window with a camera on Johnny Manziel at all times?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



"We're going to play the #2 pick in the draft at guard."

So, going the Robert Gallery route with him?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Another Blaine Gabbert :(

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Blake Bortles man, Blake Bortles.

Too depressing to be funny.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Hey Browns, hey

Good Job.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



So this means Khalil Mack to Oakland right?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Tatum Girlparts posted:

Wait wait they lost the 1st round next year for this?!

And a 4th!

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



anne frank fanfic posted:

Did it just say texans got a pick for schaub

Like a 6th rounder I think.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



He looks a bit like Rolando McClain, doesn't he?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



E_Motion posted:

I'm gonna preemptively avoid ESPN from now on just because this is a possibility.

The coverage would suck, but imagine a world where Jerry thinks he can survive without blowing up that cap abortion and tries to drag this out for another 5 years.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Now only 18 other positions to fix Falcons

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



That's one hell of a baby

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



OctoberBlues posted:

Why is the internet so far ahead (2-5 minutes) on some of these picks, but not ahead at all on some of the others?

Depends on if someone in the draft room tells one of their reporter buddies or not.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The gently caress?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



apparently these QB's suck

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Barry is so short

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



What's this rear end in a top hat's story?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Alouicious posted:

one of his friends was accused of raping a girl

so he told her "you better not make accusations unless you want something to make an accusation about"

Oh, THAT guy.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



12 picks an hour in, I'm happy.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



JFF needs to take the stage with a sparkler in his mouth.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Cowboys war room must be 20 assistant coaches trying to keep Jerry away from the cards

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



How dare you Jerry, How DARE YOU

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Petite Dinklage posted:

JFF is no Aaron Rodgers

Wayyyy more likable.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Whenever Johnny isn't on screen, the other announcers should be asking where's Johnny? What does this mean for Johnny?, it's not a party without Johnny

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Wonder what the psych profile on this guy must look like.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




Someone's got a case of the gigantism

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