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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Wouldn't.

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Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
greatest thing I can say about her is she's not the ugliest fat iv ever seen

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

slam whale

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
that pic tries to distract you from everything else with the boobs up top but that bitch is hideous all around outside of her huge tits.

she doesnt even have ankles and her feet look like something from a horror movie

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

GNU Order posted:

slam whale

haha oh man I was scared to use that epic phrase glad someone stepped up to the plate :)

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
I'd prolly have sex with that woman sitting on the dresser tbh even though her legs are shorter than her torso

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
for some reason that woman reminds me of val kilmer

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
i have eaten cake, but i am not fat

am i some kind of superhuman?!

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

baw posted:

i have eaten cake, but i am not fat

am i some kind of superhuman?!

You probably ate the good cake, not the bad cake

Vashro
May 12, 2004

Proud owner of Lazy Lion #46

messagemode1 posted:

Comparing fat people to the vegetarian option is pretty ironic.

plenty of vegetarians are disgusting fats

scrub lover
Apr 22, 2005

smudge tool must be exhausted from coverin up all the cellulite and gross armpit folds

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
It looks like she has turkey drumsticks for legs

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

would

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
how?

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
The same way you would with any other woman.

Which in your case would be not at all ever I guess.

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

haha oh man I was scared to use that epic phrase glad someone stepped up to the plate :)

You're supposed to respond with "holy grail" keep up with your GBS memes

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

with a penis and have the girl be on top.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
I think you would need some sort of thigh-corsets to clear the hole.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Goondolences.

In Zero We Trust
Jul 14, 2011
how are her thighs that loving huge?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
I know you only bang models, I can't be so picky :(

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

In Zero We Trust posted:

how are her thighs that loving huge?

excessive calorie consumption and limited physical exertion

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Maoist Pussy posted:

I think you would need some sort of thigh-corsets to clear the hole.

Yeah if you have a really small penis.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

The Taint Reaper posted:

Yeah if you have a really small penis.

In the fat thread somebody posted an Ask Amy style question from an obese woman calling her husband's 6" penis below average and complaining that he couldn't penetrate her

Squack McQuack
Nov 20, 2013

by Modern Video Games
Donuts are good. I like to eat them. Also Louie is a good show I am excited to catch up on last night's episodes.

Soulprospector
Oct 8, 2011

Bug Bill Murray posted:

exercising helps depression though, it's win win you just gotta have the right attitude


Thank gently caress depressives have the right attitude.

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Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
women only have worth/are deserving of respect if i want to put my penis in them. my penis is very important and the internet needs to know what it wants

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