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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
That owners guide didn't have a FAQ or warranty info though!!!

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MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
They do that for every Iowa player who gets drafted or signs as a UDFA. Seems fine for a blog about Iowa sports. There's not much else to talk about at this point in the year.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
He's not particularly fast or strong or good at tackling or coverage or whatever, but he led the conference in grit!

Actually that applies to pretty much every UDFA who isn't a big prospect who's also a monumental fuckup.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Superstar QB Brett Smith has been cut by the Bucs already.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Ozu posted:

Superstar QB Brett Smith has been cut by the Bucs already.

Yeah Lovie I'm totally sure Josh McCown is your future, just throw away a future MVP like that

DupaDupa
May 21, 2009

I'm Samurai Mike
I stop 'em cold.
Bears signed a dude named Senorise Perry out of Louisville. Looking at his strengths, I wouldn't be surprised if he pushes Lynch and Ford off the roster. He looks like a decent blocker and runner that can also contribute on special teams.

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

Alouicious posted:

Yeah Lovie I'm totally sure Josh McCown is your future, just throw away a future MVP like that

He was real bad during the rookie minicamp which I guess was enough for Lovie and Tedford. They brought in Alex "Trickshot" Tanney to take his spot on the roster for now. :toot:

They've been insistent that Glennon is their guy of the future and have now reversed the position that McCown is definitely the starter to saying Glennon can win the starting job this offseason.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

A Pale Horse posted:

He was real bad during the rookie minicamp which I guess was enough for Lovie and Tedford. They brought in Alex "Trickshot" Tanney to take his spot on the roster for now. :toot:

They've been insistent that Glennon is their guy of the future and have now reversed the position that McCown is definitely the starter to saying Glennon can win the starting job this offseason.

he was adjusting to this thick, souplike non-Laramie air

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
Niners bring back LB (and crack special teamer) Blake Costanzo after a stint on the Bears. I always liked him, so that's cool.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Blake Costanzo is awesome. This is good news.

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
Bumpin' dis thread because we're far enough in exhibition season that camp battles are starting to take shape (and injuries are happening).

Here's my new estimation of where the Niners roster is at.

Quarterbacks

Obvious Locks:
Colin Kaepernick
Blaine Gabbert

No quarterback controversy here, it's Kap's team. Blaine Gabbert might be Jim Harbaugh's toughest test as a QB guru yet, but I guess he can't be much worse than Colt McCoy so please please stay healthy Kap.

On the Bubble:
Josh Johnson
McLeod Bethel-Thompson

Kory Faulkner got waived, so the battle for one roster spot is now between these two. I'm guessing Johnson has the edge here, it depends on if the Niners think that McBLT will clear waivers if they cut him (slash if they particularly care if he gets poached).

Running Backs

Obvious Locks:

Frank Gore
Carlos Hyde
Marcus Lattimore

Lattimore still hasn't seen the practice field yet but Harbaugh's all but guaranteed he's going to be on the final roster. Hyde's been turning heads a lot throughout camp, we'll see how he looks come exhibition time.

Solid Bets:

Lamichael James

Hunter's injury probably saved James' job. Keeping James would also take some drama out of the returner competition at the very least.

On the Bubble:

Jewel Hampton

Hampton has apparently impressing people throughout camp, so he might sneak onto the final roster if the Niners don't think they could get him to the practice squad.

Fullbacks

Obvious Locks:

Bruce Miller

Longshots:

Trey Millard

No drama at this position. Millard should still be going on PUP to start the season.

Wide Receivers

Obvious Locks:

Michael Crabtree
Anquan Boldin
Stevie Johnson
Quinton Patton

Patton's had a good camp and has been specifically praised by Harbaugh recently, combined with his flashes of ability after coming back from his foot injury last season I'm bumping him up to this category.

Solid Bets:

Bruce Ellington

Ellington had some kind of foot/ankle injury for the first part of camp so he hasn't seen the field much yet. Haven't heard a great deal about him so far to be honest, but he's still probably got an inside track to the roster since he was just drafted.

On the Bubble:

Kassim Osgood
Brandon Lloyd

This is where it starts getting tricky. The Niners will almost certainly keep 6 WRs going into the season, and early on I thought Osgood was definitely going to be the last guy because he's a stud on special teams, but Lloyd has apparently shown up to camp far better than most people expected so he's making a push to get on the team after all. Either way the depth here is a huge improvement from last season.

Longshots:

Chuck Jacobs
David Reed
Devon Wylie
L'Damian Washington

Baldwin's gone, Reed's auditioning for another team, and the other three are fighting for a practice squad spot unless several people start getting seriously hurt.

Tight Ends

Obvious Locks:

Vernon Davis
Vance McDonald

On the Bubble:

Derek Carrier
Garret Celek

Longshots:

Asante Cleveland

Celek's got a balky back and Carrier's been impressing in his stead so I'm bumping him up to bring the TE3 competition to a dead heat. McDonald was impressing a lot of people during the first few days of camp when Davis was still holding out, haven't heard a lot since.

Offensive Line

Obvious Locks:

Joe Staley
Anthony Davis
Mike Iupati
Alex Boone
Daniel Kilgore
Marcus Martin

Solid Bets:

Joe Looney
Jonathan Martin

On the Bubble:

Adam Snyder
Ryan Seymour

Longshots:

Carter Bykowski
Luke Marquardt
Al Netter
Michael Philipp
Wayne Tribue

Few small changes to this group: Fotoni and Farrell are gone, Philipp and Tribue were signed to replace them. I guess Harbaugh had recruited Philipp pretty heavily at Stanford, but I don't that makes much impact on his chances. I moved Ryan Seymour up because he's been having the best camp out of the downroster guys, but the interior is already pretty crowded so I have a tough time believing he's gonna crack the final roster.

Defensive Line

Obvious Locks:

Justin Smith
Ray McDonald
Ian Williams
Tank Carradine


Solid Bets:

Tony Jerod-Eddie
Quinton Dial

On the Bubble:

Demarcus Dobbs
Will Tukuafu

Longshots:

Lawrence Okoye
Mike Purcell

Dorsey's out for a while, could either miss the whole season or get the IR spot with designation to return, nobody knows yet. Dial was one of the more impressive DL in camp even before the Dorsey injury, it's not out of the question he could push for the starting spot at NT since Ian Williams is still recovering from getting his ankle wrecked on a now-illegal block. Jerod-Eddie is probably now going to take Dorsey's role as super-sub for all three DL positions, so I would say his roster spot is nearly guaranteed now. Tukuafu's probably out but I don't want to quite bump him down to 'next to no chance'. Okoye supposedly looks kind of like an actual football player now, if they think he can play special teams he might insert himself into the mix, but he's still probably practice-squad bound.

Linebackers

Obvious Locks:

Patrick Willis
NaVorro Bowman (eventually)
Aldon Smith (also eventually)
Ahmad Brooks
Corey Lemonier
Chris Borland

Solid Bets:

Michael Wilhoite
Dan Skuta
Aaron Lynch

On the Bubble:

Nick Moody
Blake Costanzo

Longshots:

Chase Thomas
Shayne Skov
Morgan Breslin

I'm downgrading Skuta and upgrading Lynch, but with Bowman and Smith out to start the year that's probably an academic distinction for a while. Special teams is going to be big for this position battle.

Secondary

Obvious Locks:

Tremaine Brock
Chris Culliver
Eric Reid
Antoine Bethea
Jimmie Ward

Solid Bets:

CJ Spillman
Chris Cook
Dontae Johnson

On the Bubble:

Perrish Cox
Craig Dahl
Bubba Ventrone
Darryl Morris

Longshots:

Keith Reaser
Kenneth Acker
LJ McCray
DJ Campbell

Eric Wright retired, Chris Cook was signed to replace him and has been so impressive in camp he's probably leapfrogged a bunch of guys to have a strong hold on the CB4 spot behind Brock, Culliver, and Ward. I'm pretty confident about the top 8 guys here making it, they'll probably carry 10 DBs total but I legitimately have no idea who the other two will be at this point.

Specialists

Obvious Locks:

Phil Dawson
Andy Lee
Kevin McDermott

Longshots:

Colton Schmidt

Duh.

Projected 53-Man Roster

Offense

QB: Colin Kaepernick, Blaine Gabbert, Josh Johnson
RB: Frank Gore, Carlos Hyde, Marcus Lattimore, Lamichael James
FB: Bruce Miller
WR: Michael Crabtree, Anquan Boldin, Stevie Johnson, Quinton Patton, Bruce Ellington, Kassim Osgood
TE: Vernon Davis, Vance McDonald, Derek Carrier
OL: Joe Staley, Anthony Davis, Mike Iupati, Alex Boone, Daniel Kilgore, Marcus Martin, Joe Looney, Jonathan Martin, Adam Snyder

Defense

DL: Justin Smith, Ray McDonald, Ian Williams, Quinton Dial, Tank Carradine, Tony Jerod-Eddie, Demarcus Dobbs
LB: Patrick Willis, Corey Lemonier, Chris Borland, Dan Skuta, Michael Wilhoite, Aaron Lynch, Nick Moody
CB: Tremaine Brock, Chris Culliver, Jimmie Ward, Chris Cook, Dontae Johnson
S: Eric Reid, Antoine Bethea, CJ Spillman, Craig Dahl, Bubba Ventrone

Specialists

K: Phil Dawson
P: Andy Lee
LS: Kevin McDermott

Reserve Lists

IR: Kendall Hunter, Glenn Dorsey (?)
PUP: NaVorro Bowman, Brandon Thomas, Trey Millard, Keith Reaser, Kenneth Acker
Suspended: Aldon Smith

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
I'm actually really excited to see Niners preseason games. I want to see what Blaine Gabbert looks like with better tools around him and Harbaugh coaching. Sure, he will probably still be poo poo. But you can always dream of the player he had the potential to be.

Dirt Worshipper
Apr 2, 2007

Paralithodes Californiensis

Chichevache posted:

I'm actually really excited to see Niners preseason games. I want to see what Blaine Gabbert looks like with better tools around him and Harbaugh coaching. Sure, he will probably still be poo poo. But you can always dream of the player he had the potential to be.

Blaine Gabbert with Jonathan Martin at RT you say? I'm sure it will go well.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Dirt Worshipper posted:

Blaine Gabbert with Jonathan Martin at RT you say? I'm sure it will go well.

Jonathan Martin may look ok against second stringers, plus your coaching staff is not the Dolphins or Jags, so there is a potential to see a lot more from these players.

Maybe.

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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
Vikings waived "sleeper TE" AC Leonard today. Not sure how they're going to handle the financial hit.

quote:

Cap Repercussions: AC Leonard Waived

2014 Cap Charge: $833
2015 Cap Charge: $1,667

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