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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Okay cool let's watch Smackdown tonight!

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ironcladfolly
May 22, 2007

Devil's Favorite Doggie
I'm only here for Alicia Fox

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

MiketheGreat posted:

I'm only here for Alicia Fox

And Natalya's paintings.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Is today the day we Bolieve?

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
God bless you Truck Monkeys.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
:smith:

ironcladfolly
May 22, 2007

Devil's Favorite Doggie

Jerusalem posted:

Is today the day we Bolieve?

Not till May 26 from what I heard

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Kane dragging a dead Daniel Bryan is almost like a cat/dog bringing a dead bird on your porch.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DingoSlasher posted:

Kane dragging a dead Daniel Bryan is almost like a cat/dog bringing a dead bird on your porch.

This doesn't really stand up, a cat does things that make no sense but acts as if it is all completely reasonab.... wait, no, sorry you're absolutely right, Kane is a cat.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Well there goes the show

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MiketheGreat posted:

Not till May 26 from what I heard

Ahhhh man, and I brushed my hair and everything :smith:

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
I turned Smackdown on to get to see a Cena promo.

Tempted to turn Smackdown off.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
I coulda gone to this. Hope I didn't miss much.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
If you were a real friend, you'd give him your neck, Cena.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



RIP Daniel Bryan, the man Cena did not save from 3 multiple tombstones on the 600lb stairs.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
This is why John Cena will always be the #1 until the day he dies, CM Punk's quit and Daniel Bryan's fall apart but John Cena just keeps on going.

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
Of course Cena mooches off Bryan.

ironcladfolly
May 22, 2007

Devil's Favorite Doggie
It's a Last Man Standing match you clod

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
jonny boy cena

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cena complaining about somebody just repeating the same old thing :ironicat:

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
SHUT UP JOHN CENA.

ironcladfolly
May 22, 2007

Devil's Favorite Doggie
I stay home on Fridays and watch John Cena talk about balls

Fair to Midland
Jan 13, 2010

by Cowcaster
John Cena is just so hilarious!

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)
Rapadoo Status: CRITICAL.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
I don't think this would even be funny if I was five.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Gonad shaming is not B-ing A STAR.

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
A+ Promo

Fang Blade Havoc
Jun 8, 2011

Luke what are you doing, stop that
"Bray Wyatt isn't tough" was a Cena promo I could get behind but then it turned into balls jokes :( John Cena, why don't you want me to like you, I want to like you!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

So Cena, if this guy is such an unmanly joke, doesn't that mean if he beats you that you look awful, and if you win it means nothing?

ironcladfolly
May 22, 2007

Devil's Favorite Doggie
Here comes The Prototype

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
I thought he was going to say he was going to openly challenge any person on the roster and hoo boy that would have been GREAT.

"Hi John!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Tonight I wanna go out to the bar with Cena as my wingman.

Oh wait, he decided he wanted to fight instead :smith:

Mary Annette
Jun 24, 2005

Has Cena always worn four wristbands?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hi John! :)

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Yeah, why the hell not watch Smackdown tonight.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

My name's not John.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Jerusalem posted:

So Cena, if this guy is such an unmanly joke, doesn't that mean if he beats you that you look awful, and if you win it means nothing?

Nothing means anything to John Cena. He merely is. John Cena abides.

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Harper has a really good crazy man stare.

OH NO IT'S A FACE VS FACE MATCH SOMEONE'S GOING TO BE BREAKING UP.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
I hope after the Rapadooing he receives at Payback Bray Wyatt stops singing that song so much.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Nothing means anything to John Cena. He merely is. John Cena abides.

That actually makes a hell of a lot of sense, Bray Wyatt IS.... but John Cena abides.

Darkseid vs The Dude at the next PPV!

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