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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

quote:

Preview tonight;s huge IMPACT WRESTLING broadcast on SpikeTV at 9/8c as the road to the June "Slammiversary" epic event continues! If you can't watch it Thursday, make sure to set your DVR!

- After this past week, can anyone stop the new alliance of MVP, Bobby Lashley and Kenny King in TNA Wrestling? MVP is more powerful than ever now that he has major backup in the form of Lashley and King! After their beatdown on Eric Young, are EY's days numbered as the World Heavyweight Champion? How will Young respond to this new triple threat from MVP, Lashley and King? Don't miss Thursday's broadcast!

- Plus, we've received word that due to the recent actions by MVP and his abuse of power, TNA President Dixie Carter will make her return to IMPACT on Thursday night to address the situation! What will Dixie say about the recent events involving MVP and his new alliance? Is this powder keg about to explode on IMPACT?

- Also this Thursday, TNA Knockouts champion Angelina Love has issued an Open Challenge for anyone to face her for the title! Who will step up and answer Angelina for a shot at the gold? Tune in and find out!

- Plus, the rivalry between Magnus and Jeff Hardy's alter-ego WILLOW continues on Thursday as they meet in a Falls Count Anywhere Match! Will Bram finally get inside Magnus's head and unleash a more aggressive Magnus on TNA Wrestling?

All this and much more on Thursday's IMPACT WRESTLING broadcast on SpikeTV at 9/8c!

Rangers are winning the Eastern Conference. Experience pro wrestling!

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
gently caress it, got nothing else going on tonight, I'll watch Impact. I'm already depressed.

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
Rangers goal!!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Ninja PD posted:

Rangers goal!!

Goddamnit.

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
also, hey, CaptainYesterday

good to have you back in the cockpit for another night of amazing wrestling

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
Yeah, so does that confirm racism, homie?

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Kenny King dancing out to the ring for some reason. His shirt inexplicably on.

Gerpy
Feb 23, 2010
first time watching Impact in a couple months. How lovely are they doing?

MVPmania is running wild, baller!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Kenny King gets a word in edgewise!

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Dolla dolla bill yah


edit: Haha, Kenny is the Randy.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
"Kenny, we appreciate your contributions."

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
dummies dummies dummies


I think he's trying to tells something.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Ninja PD posted:

Rangers goal!!
gently caress you, this could have been the Penguins year but noooooooooo. Now Crosby and Malkin have to watch Patrick Kane and Toews and Hossa have 3 rings while they only have 1 :qq:

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Please join this stable so that we can stop the racism chat.

Daunte Vicknabb
Feb 22, 2005

You are already dead
I haven't actually seen a Davie promo since he joined TNA.

Oh.

e: MVP has a loving great voice.

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
TNA fans are immune to disappointment, Tazz.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Everblight posted:

How would you feel about me building a twitter bot that randomly tweeted out portions of that throughout the year. Because, "The Blue Meanie debuted, gave Francine a DDT, and was never seen again." is the most glorious sentence I've read in a long time.

Dario the Wop posted:

Warm and fuzzy. Build away!



Dozens of tweets scheduled and adding more every day: TNA.txt

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
It's Crazzy Kenny King

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

RIP Kaz, killed by racism.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

achillesforever6 posted:

gently caress you, this could have been the Penguins year but noooooooooo. Now Crosby and Malkin have to watch Patrick Kane and Toews and Hossa have 3 rings while they only have 1 :qq:

At least they can all take solace in the fact that none of them are Maple Leafs.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
This is a weird follow-up to Money, Power, & Respect's opening segment.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Bobby Lashley, who walked out on his WWE contract after getting pushed to the moon out of the gate based on nothing other than his physique: "Paid his dues"

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
"Daddy... what the gently caress were you doing in TNA?"

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
I wonder if Money Power Respect is their faction name.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

jscolon2.0 posted:

I wonder if Money Power Respect is their faction name.

It's better than MLK

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
Budget cuts on backstage lighting.

Cue Paige's music.

Ninja PD fucked around with this message at 02:35 on May 23, 2014

Daunte Vicknabb
Feb 22, 2005

You are already dead
Are they seriously about to rip off the PAIGE storyline? Are you loving kidding me?!

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Oh god, they're doing AJ/Paige.

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme
Boy oh boy do they love that finish where the referee man sees the hot girl with the butt and/or boobies and perhaps vagina

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
EC3 has such an amazingly punchable face.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Ninja PD posted:

EC3 has such an amazingly punchable face.

Remember when Derrick Bateman was plucky comedy face? Me, neither.

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme
I'M ARRIVIN'

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

jscolon2.0 posted:

I wonder if Money Power Respect is their faction name.

How do Money and Power stack up against Hustle and Loyalty?

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Hey Brain, don't change the channel to NXT cuz THE COMPETITION has Adrian Neville versus Curt Hawkins. Yeah, that'll put butts in seats.

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!

jscolon2.0 posted:

Oh god, they're doing AJ/Paige.

no way. how? (I missed a good half hour of impact there)

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

SylvainMustach posted:

no way. how? (I missed a good half hour of impact there)

no you didn't

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Hahaha this is straight up an Evolution ripoff.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Dixie's theme is hilarious for some reason

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jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

SylvainMustach posted:

no way. how? (I missed a good half hour of impact there)

Angelina extended an open challenge for her belt to anyone who hasn't held it before, Santana Garrett comes out.

Angelina retained though.

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