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whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Beatles or Rolling Stones

# ¿ May 26, 2014 01:04

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 01:42

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

When you're done with your penis can i borrow it for a week? I promise to give it back, i just wanna know what it feels like to have one and maybe waggle it aggressively at morning traffic

e: if i tried a cock pushup would i break it, and is that cool at this point

whoflungpoop fucked around with this message at 01:25 on May 26, 2014

# ¿ May 26, 2014 01:19

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

psyopmonkey posted:

Nope. Im pretty sure a pushup with your penis is impossible. Im not an expert on those subjects.

Ok, so no cock pushups then. Can i just use it to write my name in the snow then :3:

# ¿ May 26, 2014 01:36

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

psyopmonkey posted:

*Throws you a penis*

Go get em kid!

Oh dear, i got arrested :doh:

apparently you're not allowed to whip it out and bounce it on random peoples' foreheads. Donk. Donkdonkdonkdonkdonk

*giggles all the way to arraignment*

# ¿ May 26, 2014 01:41

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

keyvin posted:

Can you find a value of x, y, and z that satisfy the equation
x^3+y^3=z^3
?

that's hosed up yo, everyone knows that girls can't do math

0, 0, 0 is the easiest solution

# ¿ May 26, 2014 01:47

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

boom boom boom posted:

Cowboy Bebop. Bebop is a word, beepbob isn't. You're being intentionally difficult.

itt we wax pedantic about misspelled titles in japanese animation, universally hailed as proper entertainment for mature persons of culture and taste

# ¿ May 26, 2014 02:19

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Mrenda posted:

But Cowboy Bebop is great (almost as good as Hunter x Hunter.)

it had great music and a corgi, so yeah i cant blame it for anything but being an exception to the rule

# ¿ May 26, 2014 02:24

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Sabel posted:

He had to intentionally misspell it to affect an air of not giving a gently caress about anime, that dumb poo poo for nerds that makes people shoot up schools. Anyway, everybody shut the gently caress up about anime. Yes I know how funny this sounds coming from me.

tranny ladies with beards are p hosed up imo

# ¿ May 26, 2014 02:26

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Mrenda posted:

Maybe I'll find a documentary about dogs tonight. And there'll be a bit about corgis in it. Then I'll go to bed.

Have one for dinner

# ¿ May 26, 2014 02:30

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Moridin920 posted:

is there a word that isn't used in an insulting context 90% of the time that I can use though

it's just irritating, I have no problem with trans people and I don't want anyone to get mad or upset but at the same time I need a loving noun to use you know

I've seen people get mad about trans, troon, tranny, etc., I've seen people say those words are fine, idk.

basically those words, and the reaction or lack thereof they invoke, are a litmus test for whether a person is someone i could consider a friend or just an annoying weird gently caress so caught up in themselves that they'll be an unlikeable poo poo no matter what labels they want to be called by

# ¿ May 26, 2014 02:39

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Moridin920 posted:

so you're saying just use words inoffensively and hope they figure it out through context, and if they get mad gently caress 'em anyway

that's pretty much what I've been doing

pretty much, i mean if corrected sincerely and politely i will apologize and comply, but really to me it comes down to the fact that compromise to existing standards is an inherent part of social interaction, and society really only understands he and she, so even if it doesn't describe who you are inside because you're special just loving pick one for the rest of humanity to addresss you by or people are going to be even more put off by the idea of addressing you at all

# ¿ May 26, 2014 02:51

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

psyopmonkey posted:

Sabel, can you jump in and answer trans questions. Im about to enjoy the bar and then run errands.

bye don't forget to drunkmsg me later :j:

# ¿ May 26, 2014 03:08

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Fajita Fiesta posted:

u sure are impressing everyone with how totally cool and chillax u are man i bet ur gonna get that validation you crave now!!!

suck my borrowed dick

# ¿ May 26, 2014 03:10

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

boom boom boom posted:

THAT WASN'T AN OPTION

he was cute in Enemy At The Gates :3:

# ¿ May 26, 2014 06:13

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

How's it feel to be a new member of the Pussy Cartel?

Speaking of which, you'll wanna swing by HR and see Nicole, she'll have your pussy paperwork and benefits packages to go over. And a welcome basket, but I didn't tell you that :ssh:

# ¿ May 26, 2014 08:52

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

BoothsBeard posted:

And who empowered the scientists to be able to grant you your manhood back? The LORD, that's who. I will still keep you in my prayers.

Thank you and God Bless.

Who is Booth and why are you covering for his faggotry

# ¿ May 26, 2014 08:57

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Al Borland posted:

why can't we ask you about your junk?

Read the thread dude, she lent the dong out to me like 10 pages ago

After posting bail for that last thing, I'm currently pissing over a 10th story balcony :feelsgood:

# ¿ May 26, 2014 14:51

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Man Whore posted:

As someone completely unassociated with trans people or trans rights I think you are cool people.

I've chatted with the OP on a number of occasions before and she's cool as all hell (despite the fact that she's a cat lover). When i saw she posted this thread i knew what would go down and that she'd handle it all with honesty and grace and in the manner of a goddamn boss.

Haters can, among other courses of action, suck my dick (quickly, as I need to return it)

whoflungpoop fucked around with this message at 01:00 on May 27, 2014

# ¿ May 27, 2014 00:58

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Bung Harmer posted:

do you want to gently caress the OP or vice versa

nah i'm not into other women. plus she can do better

e: yeah some pillow forts and nail painting would be rad tho

# ¿ May 27, 2014 01:34

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Fireless Phoenix posted:

lol

i thought i needed to go in and have my hormone levels checked, but it turns out you just make my pussy dry

# ¿ May 27, 2014 08:21

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

psyopmonkey posted:

Some apes love.

Other apes are just friends.

Platonic apes.

Plapes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jtU9BbReQk

# ¿ May 27, 2014 08:38

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

speaking of scalded schlongs, i'd like to preface this by saying psyopmonkey, i'm sorry, it was an accident, the coffee was only supposed to go in my rear end, and the skin grafts are taking well and should be fine in a week.

*deep breath* Ok, so what happened was

# ¿ May 27, 2014 20:50

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

gently caress the ROW posted:

The whole idea that you can be, while of sound mind, somehow trapped in the wrong physical form, is freakin absurd in the first place

the idea that you're trapped in any physical form that can slap a keyboard with finger, flipper, or heavy cranial ridge is a good sign that god's not too concerned about getting poo poo right to begin with

# ¿ May 28, 2014 11:13

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

God Of Paradise posted:

At some point in time some little boys try on their mothers nighties and look into a mirror. I did this myself at like 11

lol

# ¿ May 28, 2014 11:49

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

God Of Paradise posted:

Yeah, gently caress it. It's pretty funny.

It's cool i bet u rocked it ;-*

# ¿ May 28, 2014 11:58

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

where are the shitposters of yesteryear

# ¿ May 28, 2014 15:46

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

A Modest Proposal for GBS Mods

Given that this GBS troon thread:

approaches 50 pages
remains the only GBS troon thread to avoid righteous gassing on sight

And that its OP:

has responded with unfailing class, candor, and humor
answered all questions posted with honesty and chillness
is a Good Poster and Cool Person who has entertained and informed, and
rounded up every single bad poster on the forums like a superhuman shitshepherd

That the mods bless this thread as a honeypot holocaust for the trainloads of terrible posters arriving at the gates.

Schitpost Macht Frei

# ¿ May 30, 2014 03:12

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Mr. Mallory posted:

be honest, how fat are you really?

I've been nomming on lovely posters and people so yeah it's crane time

# ¿ May 30, 2014 03:17

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

psyopmonkey posted:

There are FtM transgender people out there too folks.

don't worry i'm giving it back soon

i'm taking him with me on vacation :3:

boner voyage

# ¿ May 30, 2014 03:29

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Rhonyn Peacemaker posted:

Not a trans pornstar expert, so you are going to have to enlighten us.

Hold up no spoilers

Gonna spice up my google search history

# ¿ May 30, 2014 03:33

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

killyoureparents posted:

i dont despise feminity.

u sure?

put em on, bitch :dong:

# ¿ May 30, 2014 05:51

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

But that's not him :confused:

I should know, i spent several weeks with him in the amazon converting natives to shitpostery

# ¿ May 30, 2014 06:51

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

killyoureparents posted:

go back to playing puppetmaster human being

lol kratom and benzos

what kind of beta-crackhead does that poo poo

also, do they make you grow giant prison-grab mantitties please report back with a self-inspection

# ¿ May 30, 2014 07:06

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

rudatron posted:

when is ur day of retribution killyoureparents

the day his diazepam runs out

# ¿ May 30, 2014 07:17

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

powerful weedlock posted:

he doesn't want to play the selfie game so i will in his stead

i had kinda bad acne this day but whatever it was just after 4 days of 12 hour shifts, sue me.

you're a cute baby killer regardless ;-*

# ¿ May 30, 2014 07:18

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

gnarlyhotep posted:

still waiting for you to post a pic of me, and of you

maybe after the thread we can get together and kill all troons

i tried to get a pic of him but all i got was a blurry pill bottle and a something sensitive login

# ¿ May 30, 2014 07:52

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

gnarlyhotep posted:

# ¿ May 30, 2014 07:58

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Sabel posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8

would muthafuckholmes

# ¿ May 30, 2014 08:11

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

gnarlyhotep posted:

So you're saying the south is full of racist, hateful jackasses? Yeah I can buy that.

Oh now don't you get riled up sugar, it's a lovely place. Wonderful folks here, white and, AND, you know,
*pauses, leans in, mouths the words "colored people"*

# ¿ May 30, 2014 14:08

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 01:42

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Titty Warlord posted:

its cool you made some bitchmade retard froth at the mouth and spend his pocket money on such a lovely burn

And that he gave up a Holland Tunnel tugjob to pay for it

# ¿ May 31, 2014 13:35

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