- Cosmic Charlie
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How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
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because they always take things literally
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- google THIS
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you hosed it up
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May 27, 2014 02:39
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- HalfHazard
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kleptomaniac spotted
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May 27, 2014 02:41
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- Reset Button
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i get it
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May 27, 2014 02:42
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- Cosmic Charlie
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How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
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There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending
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May 27, 2014 02:45
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dude one time i got midget breath on me at the grocery store and tripped for like over an hour
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May 27, 2014 02:46
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- Jerkodactyl
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Winnie Blue's, mate.
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I laughed irl
voting 5
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May 27, 2014 02:48
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- Putty
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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Ellie please enough with the puns.
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May 27, 2014 02:48
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- Cosmic Charlie
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How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
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dude one time i got midget breath on me at the grocery store and tripped for like over an hour
Are you sure they weren't a dwarf? dwarfs and midgets have very little in common you know
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May 27, 2014 02:53
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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preeeetty sure but
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May 27, 2014 03:07
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- mazzi Chart Czar
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AHHHHHHHH HAhaHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
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May 27, 2014 03:40
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- Blue's Clues
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Medium steaks are done rarely like a pun well
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May 27, 2014 03:42
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- Cosmic Charlie
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How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
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AHHHHHHHH HAhaHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
One time, a rancher was out on the range and counted he had 198 head of cattle, he rounded them up and went home with 200
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May 27, 2014 03:44
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- mazzi Chart Czar
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hahahahahahaah.
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May 27, 2014 03:51
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- The X-man cometh
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One time, a rancher was out on the range and counted he had 198 head of cattle, he rounded them up and went home with 200
Excellent.
A ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying brown paint in the middle of the ocean.
All the sailors were marooned.
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May 27, 2014 05:09
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- owl milk
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good thread
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May 27, 2014 05:26
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- Cosmic Charlie
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How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
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Excellent.
A ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying brown paint in the middle of the ocean.
All the sailors were marooned.
Its hard for a captain to live down a mistake like that, reminds me of the optometrist that fell into his lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself
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May 27, 2014 06:09
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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did you hear the one about the jump rope? it's dumb lets skip it
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May 27, 2014 08:38
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- Cosmic Charlie
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How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
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did you hear the one about the jump rope? it's dumb lets skip it
I've been trying to come up with one about photographers but I'm having trouble developing it
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May 27, 2014 19:18
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i just gave an unfunny man 5 dollars for this avatar.
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Mods?
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May 27, 2014 19:20
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I've been trying to come up with one about photographers but I'm having trouble developing it
I tried a bunch to come up with something that was worthy of this thread.
No pun in ten did.
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May 27, 2014 19:39
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i was running back through the list of reasons I ended up financially indebted to a chinaman, when someone asked me what US state we were in. I didn't hear them though, I just thought out loud: "Why owe Ming?"
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May 27, 2014 19:51
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Probate literally everybody in this thread.
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May 27, 2014 20:02
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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did you hear the one about the wall?
I can't get over it
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May 27, 2014 20:05
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- Blue's Clues
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did you guys hear the one about the squirrel? it's nuts!!!
get it?
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May 27, 2014 20:06
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by XyloJW
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lmbtfo irl charles gj
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May 30, 2014 14:05
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"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."
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do paper companies move around a lot?
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May 30, 2014 14:36
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- blaise rascal
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"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."
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or are they stationery
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May 30, 2014 14:36
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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who even uses paper anymore?
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May 30, 2014 15:12
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Hate everyone itt
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May 30, 2014 15:25
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- Cosmic Charlie
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How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
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who even uses paper anymore?
I believe each congressman uses several pages.
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May 30, 2014 15:31
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goddamn i'm still laughing about the op, masterful
it's gotten into my skull, no bones about it  (that one was kinda fored but ive always wanted a reason to use that smiley)
i don't even know what this emote is supposed to resemble... a skull with an afro?
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May 30, 2014 15:33
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There were once 3 kingdoms that bordered the same lake. In the middle of the lake there was an island, and the 3 kingdoms had been fighting over it for years. No one seemed to be able to keep the upper hand for very long and no one had been victorious. The wars over this little island were very costly, but all 3 kingdoms wanted it because of its great beauty and resources.
Finally, the monarchs agreed to a way to settle the matter permanently.
Each would send their knights and squires to the island and they would
fight it out. Whoever's knights and squires won the day would keep the
island forever.
One kingdom sent many knights and each knight had a few squires. The night before the battle, the knights sat around polishing armor while the squires readied the weapons. When the armor was finished, the knights sat around the fire drinking.
The second kingdom sent more knights than the first and each knight had several squires. The night before the battle, the knights sat around the fire drinking while the squires scurried about polishing armor and
readying weapons.
The third kingdom only sent one knight and he had only one squire. While the squire polished armor and readied the weapons, the knight hung a single pot from the tallest branch of the tree and tied a rope with a loop at the end from another branch. Then the knight sat by the fire and drank while the squire kept working.
The fateful day came and all the squires came out to the battlefield. (The
knights had stayed up too long drinking.) The battle was fierce. In the
end, only the lone squire from the third kingdom was left standing.
Proving once again, the age old theorem:
The squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.
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