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droey posted:the super soaker 50 was extremely my poo poo ultimate mobility without sacrificing firepower. owned those chumps with their stupid water backpacks
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everybody got owned. that was the point man
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May 28, 2014 16:49
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everyone got owned but some got more owned than others
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May 28, 2014 16:53
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*sprays passing cars until some guy gets angry and stops.* OH poo poo YOU GUYS RUN
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May 28, 2014 16:55
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*squirts couple that dared to show affection toward each other in front of me*
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May 28, 2014 16:56
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(fills super soaker with mace)
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May 28, 2014 16:56
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*sullenly walking down the sidewalk in my corrective shoes and white suit that mom makes me wear and I'm not allowed to get dirty or wet* sigh
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May 28, 2014 16:57
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zoomdog posted:everyone got owned but some got more owned than others dude bring it, i promise id decimate you with my cps 2000 while i laugh at the tepid pee stream emitting from your ss 50
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May 28, 2014 16:59
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The Feldman Felcher posted:*sullenly walking down the sidewalk in my corrective shoes and white suit that mom makes me wear and I'm not allowed to get dirty or wet* man i hope this isnt true
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May 28, 2014 16:59
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Ignoarints posted:come on dude, when I was growing up I was literally at the poverty line and had a cps 2000 Were you middle-low class south-american too? Because I was and NERF brand poo poo was mythical, the kind of stuff no one had and only existed in catalogs and closed communities full of rich people. When I was a kid the word "imported from US" meant "four times as expensive". It still does actually, but since everything under the sun is imported from China, it doesn't matter as much as it used to.
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May 28, 2014 16:59
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*climbs up into lovely treehouse, just starts aerially whaling on everyone with water balloons* *kicks people off ladder so they fall and cry*
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May 28, 2014 17:00
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super soaker 100 is the AK-47 of super soakers
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May 28, 2014 17:02
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Ignoarints posted:dude bring it, i promise id decimate you with my cps 2000 while i laugh at the tepid pee stream emitting from your ss 50 only one way to settle this. where do you live?
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May 28, 2014 17:02
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"get your nerf poo poo out of here brad god you ruin everything"
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May 28, 2014 17:05
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Haha this is fun!! Ok guys I'm pretty soaked haha! Ok guys you can stop haha I'm drenched! Guys SERIOUSLY THOUGH gently caress OFF RRRRRAAAAGGHHHHHHH *cries*
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May 28, 2014 17:05
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zoomdog posted:only one way to settle this. where do you live? dallas tx *tail fluffing up slow growl growing*
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May 28, 2014 17:07
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*Stands at the only tap with a bucket*
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May 28, 2014 17:08
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I'm the kid shooting himself in the face because it's humid and hot as gently caress outside
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May 28, 2014 17:09
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Ignoarints posted:dallas tx edmonton, alberta. find the halfway point, meet me there asap and prepare to get SOAKED (not in a gay way) (maybe in a gay way)
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May 28, 2014 17:10
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*shoots mouth to get a drink of water* *back of throat stings like a bitch*
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May 28, 2014 17:15
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droey posted:(fills super soaker with mace) *Makes a water mace by filling a plastic bag with enough liquid to be the size of a basketball* *hits you and you drop to the ground* No joke, I did this to a kid and he hit the pavement.
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May 28, 2014 17:18
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if you froze it you coulda killed him you sissy beta bitch realtalk though im stealing that idea because that sounds fun as poo poo
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May 28, 2014 17:21
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*aims for the hot mom in a white t-shirt*
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May 28, 2014 17:23
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i've had the same super soaker for almost 20 years it's called the XP 150 and it has a ridiculous 90s color scheme and is great it got taken away for a long time tho when I was twelve because I turned it into a flamethrower using kerosene and instructions from the internet
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May 28, 2014 17:26
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*fills gun with kool-aid, everyone gets attacked by bees*
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May 28, 2014 18:00
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*pumps gun 30 times and blasts you full force in the mouth*
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SaltLick posted:super soaker 100 is the AK-47 of super soakers And the 50 was the HK-MP5. Good times...
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May 28, 2014 22:32
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The man who controls the hose controls the yard.
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May 28, 2014 22:35
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The 75 was the ultimate in Super Soakers. 
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*is in no way a homoerotic activity and getting my tiny prepubescent penis hard* bc im gay
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guys, i heard the big kids were using bleach instead of water in their guns
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May 28, 2014 22:44
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Super soakers ain't got any shock value. Maybe if it's pumped as high as it will go, but if you want to make someone scream, you have to use a bucket. Which is what I have. Also I stole a bunch of ice water from the cooler. Hope dad doesn't mind his beer getting warm
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May 28, 2014 22:45
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Pochoclo posted:Lol at first world "super soaker" brands. Only rich kids played with those. Everyone else had either cheap chinese knockoffs, or water balloons. Actually my dad wouldn't let us have any water toys because we lived in the sticks and had well water. If the well went dry, we were screwed, so wasting water was verboten 
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May 28, 2014 22:50
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Ema Nymton posted:Actually my dad wouldn't let us have any water toys because we lived in the sticks and had well water. If the well went dry, we were screwed, so wasting water was verboten haha sorry about your childhood I remember we had one boy in the neighborhood whose mom had some weird rule about how they couldn't play with "war toys". like maybe water guns were okay but we also had those big water balloons that were olive green and had a grenade pattern, and that got her all wound up needless to say power rangers and gi joe were out for this kid too. poor bastard.
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May 28, 2014 22:56
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I put water mixed with shampoo in mine and I aim for the eyes.
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May 28, 2014 22:56
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Lets spray
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*pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump*
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May 28, 2014 22:59
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*trips and falls on super soaker* gently caress this lovely plastic
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ladyboy pancake posted:*everyone smells kinda weird at the end of the day*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SGj9KdmzR4 *I'm the kid on the left and I just sprayed you with my Super Soaker 100™*
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