It's been a while since I had an apple

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a month at least since I ate an apple. Gonna get an apple soon. Not today, I'm not hungry. Tomorrow maybe. It'll probably be a pink lady apple cause that's the obvious best kind

# ? May 30, 2014 01:21

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# ? May 2, 2024 12:34

nvm no cake

i like sour green apples

# ? May 30, 2014 01:22

FluffieDuckie

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a month at least since I ate an apple. Gonna get an apple soon. Not today, I'm not hungry. Tomorrow maybe. It'll probably be a pink lady apple cause that's the obvious best kind

dude where the hell have you been?

# ? May 30, 2014 01:22

nvm no cake

# ? May 30, 2014 01:22

WindmillSlayer

pink ladies are great. also WB man, i havent seen you around much

# ? May 30, 2014 01:22

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:byobapple:

# ? May 30, 2014 01:29

cuntman.net

Sleepy Owl posted:

:byobapple:

i could have sworn that was a smiley at one point

# ? May 30, 2014 01:29

a star war betamax: by Lowtax

bill gates is giving billions of his own money to malaria research and has literally saved the lives of millions of people.

Meanwhile, what did steve jabs do? He was a bitthole to his workers and he put round corners on things. And he died of cancer like a douchbag.

# ? May 30, 2014 02:05

verily carefree

Sleepy Owl posted:

i could have sworn that was a smiley at one point

# ? May 30, 2014 03:03

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Raspberries are the best fruit, OP. Look at all that fiber. That's a pretty good fiber to sugar ratio for a fruit. Wow, what a fruit.

# ? May 30, 2014 03:11

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FluffieDuckie posted:

dude where the hell have you been?

oh haha I joined a band and I been practicing with them a lot, we have a recurring gig every other week at this bar

also it was my best bud's bachelor party over the weekend, went from friday to monday at this beach house so you know you wouldn't internet during a bachelor party

also I got on a drug called geodon and generally feel like my life is more worth living than I ever did before so I don't spend as much time on the internet

# ? May 30, 2014 09:56

Arnold of Soissons: by XyloJW

FluffieDuckie posted:

dude where the hell have you been?

# ? May 30, 2014 11:06

Arnold of Soissons: by XyloJW

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oh haha I joined a band and I been practicing with them a lot, we have a recurring gig every other week at this bar

also it was my best bud's bachelor party over the weekend, went from friday to monday at this beach house so you know you wouldn't internet during a bachelor party

also I got on a drug called geodon and generally feel like my life is more worth living than I ever did before so I don't spend as much time on the internet

all good things

# ? May 30, 2014 11:06

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# ? May 30, 2014 11:11

Sleepy Sip

did you get an apple yet

# ? Sep 17, 2014 22:38

pogi

i got an apple

# ? Sep 17, 2014 22:40

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lol

# ? Sep 17, 2014 22:42

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

vapoursquid posted:

lol

# ? Sep 17, 2014 22:48

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

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oh haha I joined a band and I been practicing with them a lot, we have a recurring gig every other week at this bar

also it was my best bud's bachelor party over the weekend, went from friday to monday at this beach house so you know you wouldn't internet during a bachelor party

also I got on a drug called geodon and generally feel like my life is more worth living than I ever did before so I don't spend as much time on the internet

being properly medicated is v chill, welcome back!

I want an apple now

# ? Sep 17, 2014 22:51