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weird: by zen death robot

# ? May 30, 2014 04:43

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WetNightmare: by sebmojo

no u

# ? May 30, 2014 04:49

weird: by zen death robot

this old guy i knew taught me everything i know about lenses. he'd lure me in with things like 'find out why pros trust canon lenses,' and i'd listen to him talk for hours about various Canon lenses. from telephoto to wide angle, they had them all... im really grateful for those conversations

# ? May 30, 2014 04:49

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

i want to hear these conversations i want to be immersed in them in their ancient canon lore i want to be the knowledge riding on the wise old mans breath as it comes it from his kind gentle mouth

# ? May 30, 2014 04:56

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Oh hey, my camera's a Canon

# ? May 30, 2014 04:58

google THIS

do they really trust canon lenses i mean they put them in little padded zippered bags when not in use and that doesn't sound to me like something you do to someone you trust

# ? May 30, 2014 04:59

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

I prefer nikon lenses. A Nikon DSLR will always take warmer, more "alive" shots than any Canon I've ever grasped.

I use Nikon because they take a quarter inch off my fatty fat fat waist.

# ? May 30, 2014 05:35

weird: by zen death robot

Angry Fish posted:

I prefer nikon lenses. A Nikon DSLR will always take warmer, more "alive" shots than any Canon I've ever grasped.

I use Nikon because they take a quarter inch off my fatty fat fat waist.

i'm alive/dead colourblind, hence my preferences

# ? May 30, 2014 05:37

cuntman.net

apt gangbang posted:

i'm alive/dead colourblind, hence my preferences

q: you come to a fork in the road and there is a living person and a dead person and only one will tell you which path to take what do you do

a: you turn around and call the cops because the guy is a murderer

# ? May 30, 2014 09:48

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i knew a guy a few years back who was all you want a job i can give everyone jobs no one at canon gives a gently caress they throw money at nothing for no reason if you need a job i'll give you one where you sit around and do nothing for probably more than what you make now canon's a pile of garbage

and that is how i became vice president of bubble wrap popping at canon

# ? May 30, 2014 13:57

Arnold of Soissons: by XyloJW

bo pep would you help me get a job at canon pls

# ? May 30, 2014 13:58

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i can't do that but i did hear about a fantastic phone sales opportunity in arizona . . . .

# ? May 30, 2014 13:59

Arnold of Soissons: by XyloJW

Bo-Pepper posted:

i can't do that but i did hear about a fantastic phone sales opportunity in arizona . . . .

living in AZ is a deal breaker tbh

# ? May 30, 2014 14:04

ulvir

guess they trust canon lenses b/c the 400mm is ideal length for a hefty fleshlight

# ? May 30, 2014 14:09

ulvir

I've got a nikon D90 lying about in my room somewhere and it takes good pics

# ? May 30, 2014 14:10

Mathhole: rot in hell, wonderbread.

Throwback Thursday epic bump.

bo pep do you still pop bubble wrap for a living?

# ? Oct 9, 2014 21:39

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

My first real camera was a Pentax K-1000 and I miss it terribly

# ? Oct 9, 2014 21:41

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

today i am general chairman of the entire bubble wrap popping and staple sculpture department there is a great deal of upward mobility if you're sufficiently motivated

# ? Oct 9, 2014 21:44

Defo Not ICUCMECU

I have a Canon Lens shot glass :shrug:

# ? Oct 9, 2014 21:45

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# ? May 15, 2024 04:00

A LOVELY LAD: Hey man, wanna hear a secret?

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Oh hey, my camera's a Canon

# ? Oct 9, 2014 22:04

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