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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
What sort of look or body type or personality in a [human of your preferred gender] gets your genitals tumescent?

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Ungoal
Mar 13, 2014

by XyloJW
Transniggers

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
Anime

True Love
May 26, 2014

by XyloJW
Short brunette white college girl. She texts all time, doesent care about politics or the world around her, is obsessed with facebook and all forms of social media. 5'6 120 pounds.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

True Love posted:

Short brunette white college girl. She texts all time, doesent care about politics or the world around her, is obsessed with facebook and all forms of social media. 5'6 120 pounds.
i'm pretty sure facebook is considered old people stuff now

Hot Cops
Apr 27, 2008
semi-latino

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

gleefully gobbles cum like a kitten under a cow udder

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Looks like a cross between David Bowie and Christian Bale with a little faggotry thrown in.


Oh wait, I found it already.

Fireless Phoenix
May 4, 2012

by Lowtax
latinos, especially the mocha-coloured ones. gently caress.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
dtf, anal, rich, has 420/molly, and a bulbous white rear end that smells like wet dog food bought at a dollar store.

and no asians.

edit: this basically

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 08:41 on May 30, 2014

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

2D women

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

ghosts. wait no, poo poo



arrrg gently caress meeee sexy ghost twins

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

Wayside Bazaar posted:

dtf, anal, rich, has 420/molly, and a bulbous white rear end that smells like wet dog food bought at a dollar store.

and no asians.

edit: this basically



arya didnt age well at all

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
i have a fetish for people i find sexually attractive

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
nice people

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


i like short hipster hair on women, prob because im gay

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
persians/hot middle easterns, koreans, cuz obvi. otherwise skinny white girls with fat/nice butts

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

asian males with average size dicks :shlick:

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

i have a dick but when an asian guy shows up i finger my helmet like the kaiser is watching

TheOne
May 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT RUINING EVERYBODY'S LIFE
breathing, but its not a deal breaker.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


TheOne posted:

breathing, but its not a deal breaker.

howd you ruin everyones life

True Love
May 26, 2014

by XyloJW
gently caress me sexy ghost twins

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

I hate every one.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
'Dem Jews.

u fink u hard Percy
Sep 14, 2007

ISTJs and ENFPs really do it for me, but also breasts.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
4 of the last half a dozen girls I've been out with have been Jewish and one of the others was Italian. My children's foreskins are doomed.

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.
2 diabetes

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

anything with an rear end :gooncamp:

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013


just need this to be seen again

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
women, women are my type

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

women with faces

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
DUI and DTF

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Torka posted:

women with faces

I like boobs myself :shrug:

Fwiffo
Dec 12, 2011

Torka posted:

women with faces

I prefer one face per woman myself

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Good humor, has some brains about them, feminine in appearance, bathes and cleans themselves regularly.

I don't ask for much.

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

fat mental patients who get really mad at video games on daily basis

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Fagmaster posted:

fat mental patients who get really mad at video games on daily basis

sounds like the holy grail.

Romes
Jun 18, 2003
Physical
Anywhere from 5'1'' to 5'9'', in good shape (whatever weight that means), must be somewhat athletic, brunette (even though I'm dating a blond right now =p).

Non Physical
Average book smarts or better (preferably at least bachelors), absolutely must have street smarts and must have a good sense of humor. Can't smoke (or do any serious drugs), not a cat person, no kids but wants kids, has their own group of friends and hobbies, and must be a good person.


Hmmmm I guess I could be too picky? I dunno, I feel like even though that's a few qualifiers they're really not all that hard to do. Go to school, don't smoke, and be normal?

Romes fucked around with this message at 14:23 on May 30, 2014

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G.I. Jaw
Mar 26, 2003

More cake, Mrs. Tuffington?

Nap Ghost
I prefer large posteriors and I cannot fabricate this information

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