What's your type?

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imranh: Sep 2, 2012

I didn't know how to put it into words so I drew a picture.

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GelatinSkeleton: May 31, 2013

blondes who think calling things gay ironically his hilarious

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GelatinSkeleton: May 31, 2013

imranh posted:

I didn't know how to put it into words so I drew a picture.

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Romes: Jun 18, 2003

G.I. Jaw posted:

I prefer large posteriors and I cannot fabricate this information

But could us other blood related boys with the same mom/dad refuse your hypothesis?

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Ignoarints: Nov 26, 2010

Independent, fair, and sexy OP.

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Marta Velasquez: Mar 9, 2013; Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...; Fallen Rib

imranh posted:

I didn't know how to put it into words so I drew a picture.

"Thin man with a tiny dick"

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1000 Sweaty Rikers: Oct 13, 2005

y'know how a human torso kinda looks like a face - with the two nipples being eyes and the belly button as a mouth? well... I want a chick with a face like that

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Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

I like 'em Weird Al style. White and nerdy.

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Phil Niekro: Jun 4, 2005

can lift the back of a Volkswagen into the air and goes into hibernation when exposed to low oxygen environments

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Ignoarints: Nov 26, 2010

Ignoarints posted:

Independent, fair, and sexy OP.

picture example

(she isn't smiling in ENHANCE because that's her disbelief face after seeing me for the first time and realizing I wasn't in her life yet)

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G.I. Jaw: Mar 26, 2003; More cake, Mrs. Tuffington?; Nap Ghost

About 115 words per minute but I've been doing it since 6th grade

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SHAOLIN FUCKFIEND: Jan 21, 2008

Romes posted:

Physical
Anywhere from 5'1'' to 5'9'', in good shape (whatever weight that means), must be somewhat athletic, brunette (even though I'm dating a blond right now =p).

Non Physical
Average book smarts or better (preferably at least bachelors), absolutely must have street smarts and must have a good sense of humor. Can't smoke (or do any serious drugs), not a cat person, no kids but wants kids, has their own group of friends and hobbies, and must be a good person.

Hmmmm I guess I could be too picky? I dunno, I feel like even though that's a few qualifiers they're really not all that hard to do. Go to school, don't smoke, and be normal?

way to assume dualism shitlord

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Exadus: Jan 1, 2010; I would get her SO pregnant

SHAOLIN FUCKFIEND posted:

way to assume dualism shitlord

gently caress cartesian bullshit

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ZombieParts: Jul 18, 2009; ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

Small feet and a pretty face.

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Chris Awful: Oct 2, 2005; Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

I like a tight-rear end.

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Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

large and in charge

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Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

brunette/black hair, smart, kind and around my height op.

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GelatinSkeleton: May 31, 2013

lol if you dont prefer blondes

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Neurosis: Jun 10, 2003; Fallen Rib

GelatinSkeleton posted:

lol if you dont prefer blondes

i don't

does this make me a beta male

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JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

I like bigger girls with huge tits preferably shorter but okay if about same height.

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redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Microwave's Mom has got it goin' on.

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Necros: Jul 23, 2003

one that will give me her foodstamps card and let me drive her car around 24/7

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GelatinSkeleton: May 31, 2013

blondes who are slightly taller than me, yeaaaaaaah

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Oh Hell No: Oct 10, 2007; I've got the world on a string.

Judging from the last three guys I've dated/almost-dated, hipster biochemists who are really into EDM and maintaining multiple secret relationships.

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shrimp fried rice 4-EVA: Feb 2, 2012; Holding my breath and I'm playing for keeps.

Uggos with a redeeming feature.

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El Estrago Bonito: Dec 17, 2010; Scout Finch Bitch

Indian girls who want to make their parents angry and/or compromise their morals.

Girls that would do meth if they had the chance but don't for some reason.

Women who used to be into Anne Rice books and are only kind of ashamed about it.

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Fishy Joe: Apr 19, 2005; Eat at Fishy Joe's

rich blind jews with low self esteem

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chippy: Aug 16, 2006; OK I DON'T GET IT

True Love posted:

gently caress me sexy ghost twins

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Reset_Smith: Apr 9, 2009; It's SQUARE, motherfuck!

being present is normally enough for me.

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Red Bones: Aug 9, 2012; "I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

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Pochoclo: Feb 4, 2008; No...; Clapping Larry

FINALLY for the first time in the history of GBS I think of a joke for a thread before anyone else does!!!

my post is: my favourite type is Comic Sans MS

hahaha feels so goooooooooood

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Yestermoment: Jul 27, 2007

Red Bones posted:

Ghost/Ice

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TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

tall dorky white dudes with medium hair. extra points for jew with jew hair or ppl with red hair. no glasses

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BONE DOG: Jun 7, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Fertile blondes

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Big Bowie Bonanza: Dec 30, 2007; please tell me where i can date this cute boy

I was with a filipino girl for 8 years and thought I was into that but we broke up and now I'm super into white girls with nonstandard hair colors and glasses

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Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

A horse

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Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

I'll post a detailed description when I get home.

:classiclol:

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naem: May 29, 2011

Mean skinny brunettes with friends hotter than them and a big chip on their shoulder apparently

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BONE DOG: Jun 7, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

naem posted:

Mean skinny brunettes with friends hotter than them and a big chip on their shoulder apparently

Ooooooooohh

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Master Twig: Oct 25, 2007; I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

AB Negative

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