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Sassy and morbidly obese.
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mookface posted:Ooooooooohh It's a pretty good type because while she may be attractive she feels inferior because all her friends have fake blond hair or whatever and she takes out all her sexual frustration on you
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naem posted:It's a pretty good type because while she may be attractive she feels inferior because all her friends have fake blond hair or whatever and she takes out all her sexual frustration on you Is she also the jealous type?
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Chris Awful posted:I like a tight-rear end. I would agree, but that hyphen really complicates things. I'm gonna say anyone who, when they ask you a question and you don't answer, doesn't ask again because they understand that it is a question you don't want to answer and they can let it go. ^^^ A VERY RARE QUALITY INDEED ^^^
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*posts a bunch of extremely vague positive traits* fmsgt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo
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Male and somewhat effeminate Female and soft and cuddly (not really big tho) Either way: clean, relatively low sex drive, interested in taking a strap-on, into walking around the woods and looking at birds with me, able to cope with my sometimes-crippling emotional instability and history of life-threatening disease that will probably come back. I will die alone.
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I would like a sentient animal which is also humanoid. But not a furry, those guys are weird.
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# ? May 30, 2014 19:26 |
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I'm gay and I like guys that are fat and fem. You'd think that would make things easy given the stereotype but honestly it's 100x easier finding the random "masc jock" six-pack dude, oddly enough I guess all of that "no fats no fems" stuff has driven them away .
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MaxxBot posted:I'm gay and I like guys that are fat and fem. is this a gay thing??
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# ? May 30, 2014 19:37 |
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MaxxBot posted:I'm gay and I like guys that are fat and fem. if you wanna hang out with fat gay pansies you've come to the right place my man goon4goon.com
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# ? May 30, 2014 19:48 |
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rebounders
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# ? May 30, 2014 19:55 |
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One legged for easy access
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# ? May 30, 2014 20:05 |
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gently caress me sexy ghost twins
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# ? May 30, 2014 20:26 |
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Fishy Joe posted:if you wanna hang out with fat gay pansies you've come to the right place my man goon4goon.com that's closer to a bear than a fem, but with less muscle and proper hygeine
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# ? May 30, 2014 20:29 |
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supreme gentleman
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When it comes to ladies, I'm surprisingly un-picky. Like, they need a pretty face and decent skin, and that's my main physical criteria. I like big girls as much as small girls, as long as they're healthy enough for basic physical exertion. Things like race and hair color don't matter a wit to me. As far as guys, it seems easier to point out when they aren't my type frankly. But my time I had dated a drag king showed me I really like the scrawny faggy nerdy art-punk types. Regardless, an intellegent, at least geek-friendly attitude is a must too. So I take it this is the goon-dating thread? gently caress me, sexy ghost twins
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# ? May 30, 2014 20:52 |
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I like a small bitch, itty bitty titty, fit in my cigarette case,
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# ? May 30, 2014 20:55 |
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Magnitogorsk. posted:unsigned integer
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# ? May 30, 2014 20:55 |
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I like women who are always wearing makeup no matter what. Not just makeup, but full on fake eyelashes, contouring, the works. I dont give a gently caress if it's 5AM and the fire alarm just went off. You better look flawless, bitch.
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# ? May 30, 2014 20:58 |
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I already found the love of my life. Women usually come after me though. I can't help being charming and attractive.
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# ? May 30, 2014 20:58 |
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Magnitogorsk. posted:unsigned integer look at this loving primitive
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Rhonyn Peacemaker posted:I already found the love of my life. This is a cry for help if I've heard one. Line up the fat, gay pansies for this sap, please.
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# ? May 30, 2014 21:09 |
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Germstore posted:look at this loving primitive
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# ? May 30, 2014 21:12 |
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Fat, neckbeard, penis no larger than 5.5 inches. The smaller the better, really. Also for some reason they all live with their moms. I swear I don't select for that though, it just keeps happening.
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# ? May 30, 2014 21:12 |
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Same
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# ? May 30, 2014 21:14 |
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cognizant and attached to a vagina
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# ? May 30, 2014 21:22 |
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KierkegaardsHo posted:This is a cry for help if I've heard one. Line up the fat, gay pansies for this sap, please. I'm married. hope this helps.
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# ? May 30, 2014 21:46 |
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mookface posted:Is she also the jealous type? -7 out of ten or higher, so attractive -Jealous type -daddy issues -has a big group of friends who mean the world to her BUT: -all her friends are "hot" with the fake blonde hair etc and she feel inadequate and also subconsciously some rage And the kicker is usually that all her friends have BOYFRIENDS NOW I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND HAHA IM SO HAPPY DON'T YOU WISH YOU WERE HAPPY BOYFIEND!! That way she's like BOYFRIEND in the back of her head all the time and she'll ignore the kind of idiot trying to pick up on girls in favor of NICE BOYFRIEND Time things correctly and you can pretty much walk right up and say "hello I am nice boyfriend" and she'll mount you right there Then you get to have a really horny hosed up six month to two year relationship where you fight and have make up sex constantly, all her friends admit they are really attracted to you, and if things end badly enough (they will) you end up having revenge sex with all her girlfriends.
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# ? May 30, 2014 21:48 |
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Any women who agrees to go on a date with me. If she actually shows up, then she is definitely a keeper.
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# ? May 30, 2014 21:52 |
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strong punching fists. For punching.
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# ? May 30, 2014 21:55 |
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naem posted:-7 out of ten or higher, so attractive This is the first 'how to get laid' post on SA that might actually be accurate.
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# ? May 30, 2014 21:58 |
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I could try to date the high maintainance fake blonde hair "hot" girl type but they usually make pretty terrible gf's, and I know that because they end up sleeping with me eventually
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# ? May 30, 2014 22:02 |
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naem posted:-7 out of ten or higher, so attractive You sound like you've got it all figured out naem. Thats a pretty bulletproof plan and I support you in your endeavors
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smart, interesting, doing cool poo poo, fun, funny, fit, tall, good looking, doesn't take no poo poo basically the same poo poo everyone likes. type is bullshit
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# ? May 30, 2014 22:03 |
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has a pulse or at least is still warm
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# ? May 30, 2014 23:31 |
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Vaguely Asian. Mods, please rename me to Vaguely Asian.
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# ? May 30, 2014 23:51 |
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No gag reflex Also vaguely asian.
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# ? May 30, 2014 23:51 |
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London Andrews Maite Kelly Chouzuki Maryou Nadine Jansen Eden Mor Akari Yamazaki
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fire
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