One of my students almost died

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A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

motherfucker wore gold ring

motherfucker wore gold ring while placing his hand in electronics equipment

motherfucker wore gold ring while placing his hand in electronics equipment that was energized

motherfucker wore gold ring while placing his hand in electronics equipment that was energized with 420VDC potential at 28 amps. RADAR's are serious bidness.

motherfucker wore gold ring and gold ring burned into his finger as gold ring conducted from RF frequency current.

motherfucker wore gold ring and gold ring burned into his finger as gold ring conducted from RF frequency current, and then an arc came from the modulator to his finger and blew his motherfucker motherfucking finger off.

This happened like two months ago, but this particular motherfucker is out of the navy and I'm just shaking my head at the level of stupid.

# ? May 30, 2014 23:54

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# ? May 12, 2024 22:30

LappyDore64: by XyloJW

LappyDore64 posted:

EXPLAIN IT TO ME.... AS YOU WOULD A CHILD

# ? May 30, 2014 23:56

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

angry fish in charge of safety and student lost finger
who to blame
its angry fish

# ? May 30, 2014 23:56

FluffieDuckie

holy gently caress :stare:

# ? May 30, 2014 23:56

treasure bear

i was that student

im typing this w/ one hand

# ? May 30, 2014 23:57

LappyDore64: by XyloJW

at infirmary, lost fingat

post mote later

e: ^^you sick gently caress

how does it feel to masturbate with one less finger?

# ? May 30, 2014 23:57

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

my new dog posted:

angry fish in charge of safety and student lost finger
who to blame
its angry fish

Actually we ensured the students had their watches, rings, and jewelry off before we perform any lab work. He had it in his pocket, put his hand in his pocket, and absentmindedly put it back on while performing his checks.

Don't blame me. I'm guiltless.

But due to that one incident we ensure they all put their conductive poo poo in the classroom under lock and key before coming to the lab. Visual inspection and everything.

# ? May 30, 2014 23:58

City of Glompton

sounds like yet another unfortunate entry for the industrial accident thread

# ? May 30, 2014 23:59

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Cumt posted:

i was that student

im typing this w/ one hand

Your last name is really stupid and I hope your wife divorced you.

# ? May 31, 2014 00:01

blinking beacon nose: birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes

as an rear end in a top hat with training in electronics, all I can say is uh

uhm

lmbo?

# ? May 31, 2014 00:01

treasure bear

Angry Fish posted:

Your last name is really stupid and I hope your wife divorced you.

she did but now i know proper lab etiquette

# ? May 31, 2014 00:01

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

LappyDore64 posted:

Electrons burned his finger like fire burns fingers, then a lightning bolt blew his finger up.

# ? May 31, 2014 00:04

LappyDore64: by XyloJW

Angry Fish posted:

Electrons burned his finger like fire burns fingers, then a lightning bolt blew his finger up.

you actually did a pretty good job in your op, i was just razzing you because i'm an rear end in a top hat

goddamn though, now that guy is out of the navy and free to do whatever he wants with the rest of his (presumably) short life

# ? May 31, 2014 00:07

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

Don't kill children children a re our future

# ? May 31, 2014 00:07

FluffieDuckie

LappyDore64 posted:

you actually did a pretty good job in your op, i was just razzing you because i'm an rear end in a top hat

goddamn though, now that guy is out of the navy and free to do whatever he wants with the rest of his (presumably) short life

i wonder if he gets disability tho

cause i'd imagine plenty of people would sacrifice a finger to not have to work anymore

# ? May 31, 2014 00:08

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

Angry Fish posted:

motherfucker wore gold ring

motherfucker wore gold ring while placing his hand in electronics equipment

motherfucker wore gold ring while placing his hand in electronics equipment that was energized

motherfucker wore gold ring while placing his hand in electronics equipment that was energized with 420VDC potential at 28 amps. RADAR's are serious bidness.

motherfucker wore gold ring and gold ring burned into his finger as gold ring conducted from RF frequency current.

motherfucker wore gold ring and gold ring burned into his finger as gold ring conducted from RF frequency current, and then an arc came from the modulator to his finger and blew his motherfucker motherfucking finger off.

This happened like two months ago, but this particular motherfucker is out of the navy and I'm just shaking my head at the level of stupid.

# ? May 31, 2014 00:09

City of Glompton

true story I had a friend who was sitting next to a man who was struck by lightning, and all her rings were scorched and bent. luckily she didn't get blown up.

# ? May 31, 2014 00:10

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

LappyDore64 posted:

you actually did a pretty good job in your op, i was just razzing you because i'm an rear end in a top hat

goddamn though, now that guy is out of the navy and free to do whatever he wants with the rest of his (presumably) short life

He was a goofy looking little poo poo, too. Like, if you could picture a cartoon face post-anvil -- like his entire face is collapsed closely together (eyes scrunched toward his nose scrunched toward his mouth with a protruding chin, all in a rectangular package). It was fascinating to look at. He was an annoying kid too, asking stupid reddit meme-laden questions and trying his damnest at not understanding anything at all.

I'm an rear end in a top hat at times toward my students, but I'm a super informative mentor-type rear end in a top hat. I wanted to take a picture of this kid and post it on my facebook wall with a "LOOK AT DIS" caption, but I guess it was not to be.

# ? May 31, 2014 00:12

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

this thread will be angry fishs baby butt finger as he is to blame for the lost finger

# ? May 31, 2014 00:12

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

FluffieDuckie posted:

i wonder if he gets disability tho

cause i'd imagine plenty of people would sacrifice a finger to not have to work anymore

30% 4 lyfe, you know it.

That amounts to about $430 a month on these kids' pay scale, but still.

# ? May 31, 2014 00:13

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Siluvayne posted:

true story I had a friend who was sitting next to a man who was struck by lightning, and all her rings were scorched and bent. luckily she didn't get blown up.

did he blow up?

# ? May 31, 2014 00:13

City of Glompton

Angry Fish posted:

motherfucker wore gold ring

motherfucker wore gold ring while placing his hand in electronics equipment

motherfucker wore gold ring while placing his hand in electronics equipment that was energized

motherfucker wore gold ring while placing his hand in electronics equipment that was energized with 420VDC potential at 28 amps. RADAR's are serious bidness.

motherfucker wore gold ring and gold ring burned into his finger as gold ring conducted from RF frequency current.

motherfucker wore gold ring and gold ring burned into his finger as gold ring conducted from RF frequency current, and then an arc came from the modulator to his finger and blew his motherfucker motherfucking finger off.

This happened like two months ago, but this particular motherfucker is out of the navy and I'm just shaking my head at the level of stupid.

hey did you ask to keep the finger, to show future students? Maybe you could get it mounted, with a little warning plaque.

# ? May 31, 2014 00:13

LappyDore64: by XyloJW

you just know he kept for his own personal use afterward

# ? May 31, 2014 00:13

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

ChairmanMeow posted:

did he blow up?

he didn't but the mess his finger made as it turned to giblets in the lab left a bad image (and smell) in my memory.

God drat what a loving awful smell.

# ? May 31, 2014 00:15

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

LappyDore64 posted:

you just know he kept for his own personal use afterward

just send to jett so he wont have to use his own LOL

# ? May 31, 2014 00:15

LappyDore64: by XyloJW

# ? May 31, 2014 00:16

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

my new dog posted:

this thread will be angry fishs baby butt finger as he is to blame for the lost finger

I never said I stuck my finger up the guy's rear end. That wouldn't be a BYOB story, anyways.

# ? May 31, 2014 00:16

FluffieDuckie

Angry Fish posted:

30% 4 lyfe, you know it.

That amounts to about $430 a month on these kids' pay scale, but still.

ok we're now taking a survey. if you could get $430 a month for life, would you sacrifice a finger, and if so which one?

# ? May 31, 2014 00:17

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

FluffieDuckie posted:

ok we're now taking a survey. if you could get $430 a month for life, would you sacrifice a finger, and if so which one?

I would sacrifice my pinkie. No need for a pinkie, wife won't let me do the whole two in stink one in pink thing I learned in College Humor Dot Com.

# ? May 31, 2014 00:18

ron color

i will pay 10 thousand credits for a platinum ring that has taken at least 5 amps, and the life of a man

# ? May 31, 2014 00:19

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

ron color posted:

i will pay 10 thousand credits for a platinum ring that has taken at least 5 amps, and the life of a man

Is platinum even a good conductor?

oh. It is apparently one of the best conductors. I answered my question.

# ? May 31, 2014 00:20

ron color

eph elly is a pretty good conductor but if the afterlife is like the second bill and ted movie, id like to meet leonard bernstein

# ? May 31, 2014 00:22

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

ron color posted:

eph elly is a pretty good conductor but if the afterlife is like the second bill and ted movie, id like to meet leonard bernstein

Please no more

# ? May 31, 2014 00:28

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I want extra money, but I do actually use all of my fingers.

# ? May 31, 2014 00:28

blinking beacon nose: birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes

I hunt and peck type anyway so gently caress it take eight of them if you need

# ? May 31, 2014 00:31

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?