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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Don't be a snobby rear end in a top hat about it. Just suggest some alcohol that you think other people should try, whether it's mixed drinks or beers or gins or whatever.


Buffalo Trace, Bourbon

This is probably my favorite *nice* drink. Just this poured over some ice is a wonderful drink to have while browsing the forums. A little expensive though!



This is beer is aged in bourbon barrels. If you're in or around KY I suggest picking up a 4-pack of this. I hear a good drink you can make with this is half this, half Vanilla Porter but I've never tried it. I would try it but I can't afford both at the same time and I unfortunately don't have any friends to ask to split the cost with me, but maybe some day!



This is my beer of choice! Something to pick up when you're on a budget. Can still afford it even when I order that x-large pizza for one! It also really helps me get through most days at work.

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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Ive been drinking this lately


this isn't my gay rear end bamboo plant and paper cutter just so you know

sexy mouse
Sep 18, 2008

sexy eye~
sexy nose~
sexy mouse~
don't you know~

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


I suggest squirting Night Train up your rear end with a turkey baster for maximum effect.

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib

The crooked I. Tastes bad and looks like pee. Great warm, rappers love it. Good and helps you fall asleep when you are depressed.

Bonus: the can version has a barking dog on it
fake edit: buttchug trip report impending

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Actually you can squirt small quantities of denatured alcohol into your rectum and it's non poisonous and will get you drunk. This is great if you like to save money and/or under 21.

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
my own gay cum

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Sea cider



They are all decent but the wassail is my favorite. Its flavorful and refreshing and perfect for summer nights. It also comes in at 14.0 percent alcohol which is nice

BONE DOG fucked around with this message at 04:58 on May 31, 2014

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer


Korean Soju.


I've been enjoying shot of this alongside my beer lately. Its tasty, and only $9.00 for a 350ml bottle in Canada. 20% alcohol and very smooth. Its like a vaguely semi-sweet vodka with no burn. Just get the rich kind, the original isn't nearly as good.

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
i like maker's mark, it's pretty tasty i guess

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
knob creek's good too

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
xanax is the best liquor real talk

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
I drank coors light and fell asleep in my bath tub until I woke up to post here and in QCS :megadeath:

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
The first time ordered beer at a bar, I asked the bartender what beer is good. She then told me "I only drink Coors Light." I then asked, is that because it tastes so good. "It's just what I always drink." I then bought it and it was okay I guess.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Wow, I was actually drinking this exact stuff earlier. Made me oversleep and miss hanging out with my sister :argh:

Baiku
Oct 25, 2011

PBR is the prefered goon beer.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
she probably sucks, you're welcome

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Phrasing posted:

PBR is the prefered goon beer.

really? wow, i feel like part of the team

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

droey posted:

i like maker's mark, it's pretty tasty i guess

I like you.

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

N. Senada posted:

The first time ordered beer at a bar, I asked the bartender what beer is good. She then told me "I only drink Coors Light." I then asked, is that because it tastes so good. "It's just what I always drink." I then bought it and it was okay I guess.

yea she probably prefers dicks in her mouth also why dont u try that

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
this poo poo right herr (seriously)



:whatup:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 05:17 on May 31, 2014

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
czars gold vodka


good luck finding it in the states

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

FAGGY CLAUSE posted:

yea she probably prefers dicks in her mouth also why dont u try that

jokes on you, i already did and it was fine!

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost


Add a lil grapefruit juice and yer good to go

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
seriously you guys stop taking alcohol and start drinking benzos this is an order

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks


Fun fact: pirates drank methanol, which is why the bottles always have the skull-and-crossbones picture on them. Be a real pirate! Drink methanol!

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzRMVZdykjo

rip dj screw and pimp c

leaned too hard

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Smoking Crow posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzRMVZdykjo

rip dj screw and pimp c

leaned too hard

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
codeine is weak pussy poo poo but i guess its cool if you're a baby

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011



+



+

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

only listerine is alcohol, but thisis what cool kids do in their parents' basement op

sexy mouse
Sep 18, 2008

sexy eye~
sexy nose~
sexy mouse~
don't you know~


google it, you can find a recipe. make sure you have something to chase it with

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Copley Depot posted:

this isn't my gay rear end bamboo plant and paper cutter just so you know

I'm glad you clarified. I was on my way to kick your rear end.

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Labrot and Graham's Woodford Reserve. Tasty by itself or with a dash of coke.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
serious post:

meyer's rum and cola, with a shot of kaluah on top

semi serious post:

inlander rum neat

totally and completely serious post:

theresien brau

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Torgo! posted:



google it, you can find a recipe. make sure you have something to chase it with

the bad taste thing reminds me of some weed i once got while at a friend's place that tasted like laundry and was served in a pipe that hadn't really been cleaned just splashed with some dishsoap and also the weed was strong as poo poo.
there was no food, only some beer and i didn't bother going out so to get the taste away and sate my hunger i then ended up drinking about 10 cans of cheap beer in about 2 hours.
so drink alcohol like that smoke some strong as gently caress lovely dishwater-laundry weed and chase with about 10 cans of beer, once you are done being high as all gently caress you'll be drunk out of your mind

also watch the opening scene of cliffhanger while high

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lol if you call yourself a commie and you haven't got drunk on this

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
I'm drinking on a sunday, I hope god doesn't get too mad.

I also don't endorse the beer I'm drinking currently which is just Bud.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Pabts won a blue ribbon in the 18th century.

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