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A dog took a run at me today. I didn't shoot it. What's wrong with me? I'm the worst gooncop. 
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I used my Crisis Intervention skills and talked it down. I was plain clothes and the owner thought I was casing his van.  I tossed out some lame cover and booked it.
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Jun 3, 2014 03:15
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^^ hahahahaSnowdens Secret posted:You can say "I feel a strong desire to help my fellow man, even if I feel the monetary compensation could never equal the work outlaid" without trying to make it sound like the God Of The Hebrews burned the roof off your house one day, slapped your rear end clean out of bed and held you down bellowing at you until you signed the academy admission papers Not too bitchin'. It was a 10 year old Odyssey.
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Jun 3, 2014 03:54
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Choose your parking lot carefully and you can check off all three in like an hour and then spend the rest of the day
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Jun 4, 2014 06:06
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Branis posted:I saw that too. Has canada been so indoctrinated by US propoganda that we basically control the country without having to fire a shot? yes Law & Order and CSI have destroyed any possibility of Canadians understanding their own legal system I've had numerous people insist on their Miranda rights or say they're pleading the fifth. It's adorable.
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Jun 6, 2014 16:31
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It'll light your poop on fire
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Jun 10, 2014 23:15
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JayKay posted:That seems a bit backwards. I'd prefer a 9 over my .40. It doesn't give you much of a ballistic advantage, and I'd rather have lower recoil and more rounds.
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Jun 11, 2014 23:34
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I'd kick doors to take rich people's moneys
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Jun 20, 2014 13:38
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beanieson posted:Just picked up my new unit crush the proles beneath your bootheels brother Soon our masters in the 1% will reward our loyalty with more blood money
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Jun 20, 2014 22:59
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beanieson posted:Srsly gently caress the poors, deport them and let's redistribute their wealth I heard a bunch of them aren't even white so it'll be super easy
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Jun 21, 2014 01:15
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It has more than 4 cylinders so I'm surprised a brit could even identify it as a car
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