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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Internet VFW > June Navy Thread: Tip of the spear in your ass
 
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LordNad
Nov 18, 2002

HEY BAD GUYS, THIS IS THE VICE PRESIDENT, PLEASE DON'T KILL HIM!

Sir Lucius posted:

Wow, the navy is the worst.
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LordNad
Nov 18, 2002

HEY BAD GUYS, THIS IS THE VICE PRESIDENT, PLEASE DON'T KILL HIM!

Sir Lucius posted:

When I get half pay for a DUI will they cut the monthly payments in half as well?

Actually if you get a DUI, you can stop making payments if you want.

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LordNad
Nov 18, 2002

HEY BAD GUYS, THIS IS THE VICE PRESIDENT, PLEASE DON'T KILL HIM!

Analogical posted:

Found out today I'm "facing mast" when I get back to my command for the lofty criminal act of charging meals to my government travel card while on TDY orders. 4200 per diem after lodging and I dared use 1200 of it for meals over 90 days. "EXCESSIVE"

The best part was the email exchange.

"come in please R/ CTR1"

"I'm still in Virginia, but I can call you."

I should try going awol, apparently nobody notices when you're gone for four months even though they're calling to reprimand you for being TDY.

Go through/have the instructions ready so you can tell them to blow it out their rear end.

http://www.gsa.gov/portal/ext/public/site/FTR/file/Chapter301p051.html/category/21868/

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§301-51.2 What official travel expenses and/or classes of employees are exempt from the mandatory use of the Government contractor-issued travel charge card?
The Administrator of General Services exempts the following from the mandatory use of the Government contractor-issued travel charge card:

(g) Meals (when use of the card is impractical, e.g., group meals or the Government contractor-issued travel charge card is not accepted)

The only time you aren't supposed to use the card for meals is if they don't accept card or it's a group meal.

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LordNad
Nov 18, 2002

HEY BAD GUYS, THIS IS THE VICE PRESIDENT, PLEASE DON'T KILL HIM!

KetTarma posted:

Constantly misrepresenting everything to everyone. Lying about his numbers to his bosses and lying about billets to sailors.

Sounds like he thought he was a recruiter.

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