- Flynn Taggart
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It's p sweet tbh
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Jun 1, 2014 16:02
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May 16, 2024 14:05
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- Zorblack
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And with strange aeons, even death may eat a burrito with goons.
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*crickets*
*Tumbleweed slowly bounces by an empty landscape*
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Jun 1, 2014 16:08
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- ass
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I don't get periods 
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Jun 1, 2014 16:09
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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I don't get periods
*scratches balls!!!!*
YEAH THAT FELT GOOD
Now I'm batting my penis from one side to the other like a joystick! YEAH. MEN!
Now I'm flexing my muscle mass because men have greater amounts of muscle mass than a typical woman! YEAH!
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Jun 1, 2014 16:11
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- ANIME MONSTROSITY
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by XyloJW
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u loving sexist
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Jun 1, 2014 16:11
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- vapoursquid
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none other
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idk being a dude is all i've ever known i don't really have anything to compare it to
i think i'm sticking w/ it though
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Jun 1, 2014 16:21
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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idk being a dude is all i've ever known i don't really have anything to compare it to
i think i'm sticking w/ it though
You don't enjoy a good ball scratch?
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Jun 1, 2014 16:25
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- Flynn Taggart
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Everybody should try being a dude at least once
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Jun 1, 2014 16:26
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- vapoursquid
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none other
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it didn't do any good for zen dudeism
he wasn't zen but he was a dude
i have no idea where the ism fits in though
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Jun 1, 2014 16:33
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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*expands dizlik full of blood*
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Jun 1, 2014 16:34
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- vapoursquid
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none other
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You don't enjoy a good ball scratch?
rather uncaring about it honestly
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Jun 1, 2014 16:34
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- ulvir
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*farts loudly and inconsiderately*
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Jun 1, 2014 17:18
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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*farts loudly and inconsiderately*
If my wife saw that she would probably kill you.
She hates when I fart.
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Jun 1, 2014 17:19
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- Flynn Taggart
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If my wife saw that she would probably kill you.
She hates when I fart.
Assert your dominance and give her the Dutch oven
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Jun 1, 2014 17:21
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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Assert your dominance and give her the Dutch oven
Do you think I haven't done that at least 5 times in the past? What am I, some sort of wimpy man?
i think she doesn't like dutch ovens. she actually scratches me pretty hard, like a cat, afterward, while screaming what the gently caress philip i hate you.
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Jun 1, 2014 17:23
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- WindmillSlayer
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Do you think I haven't done that at least 5 times in the past? What am I, some sort of wimpy man?
i think she doesn't like dutch ovens. she actually scratches me pretty hard, like a cat, afterward, while screaming what the gently caress philip i hate you.
Your wife is cool
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Jun 1, 2014 17:38
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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She is, though don't tell her I said that. I'm trying to DENNIS this marriage to ensure dominance.
No I'm kidding. We're partners and we love eachother.
Don't tell the guys at work *grunt*
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Jun 1, 2014 17:41
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- Captain No-mates
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i enjoy to idly lounge around with my dick out, it is very zen
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Jun 1, 2014 18:01
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- Flynn Taggart
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I like to sit on the couch in my undies and burp and fart and drink beer and play video games
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Jun 1, 2014 18:06
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- ANIME MONSTROSITY
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by XyloJW
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Everybody should try being a dude at least once
i tried and didnt like it
what now
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Jun 1, 2014 18:17
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- TheButtMAaster
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ok so imagine its 100 years from now and you are kept alive because they removed your brain and put it in a jar. are you still a dude?
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Jun 1, 2014 18:21
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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^ holy poo poo you just wrote the worlds first sci-fi musical now what do we name it
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Jun 1, 2014 18:22
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- Flynn Taggart
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ok so imagine its 100 years from now and you are kept alive because they removed your brain and put it in a jar. are you still a dude?
Depends, are you the brain in the jar or the rest of the body?
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Jun 1, 2014 18:22
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- Flynn Taggart
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^ holy poo poo you just wrote the worlds first sci-fi musical now what do we name it
Rocky horror picture show and little shop of horrors came first fyi
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Jun 1, 2014 18:24
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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that name is good now lyrics
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Jun 1, 2014 18:27
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- TheButtMAaster
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I used to be a man
with balls that would hang free
now I'm just a brain
with no gender identity
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Jun 1, 2014 18:29
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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that was beautiful flynn target/dogaroo now casting i suggest fran drescher and maybe clone her so original fran drescher as lead and then fran drescher clones as other characters
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Jun 1, 2014 18:48
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- ron color
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what about bat boy the musical that was pretty good
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Jun 1, 2014 18:53
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- FluffieDuckie
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honestly i don't know how you guys walk with that thing dangling between your legs. it's a miracle you get anywhere
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Jun 1, 2014 19:17
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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honestly i don't know how you guys walk with that thing dangling between your legs. it's a miracle you get anywhere
It's true. Sitting down is a gamble
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Jun 1, 2014 19:41
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- ulvir
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honestly i don't know how you guys walk with that thing dangling between your legs. it's a miracle you get anywhere
I agree, its quite annoying actually. but boxer briefs usually keeps it in place. falling off of the bicycle seat is a nightmare though
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Jun 1, 2014 19:47
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- ulvir
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the upside is we can piss our name in the snow
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Jun 1, 2014 19:49
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- bog pixie
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I used to be a man
with balls that would hang free
now I'm just a brain
with no gender identity
rockin'
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Jun 1, 2014 19:54
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- Arnold of Soissons
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by XyloJW
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