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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Ehud posted:

uh bro

2008 MVP Chad Pennington

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FeedingHam2Cats
Nov 10, 2009

Vando posted:

Someone should start a TFF World Cup thread, that can't possibly end badly


i'd be down if it was just people drunkenly posting

"U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A" over and over and over again

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Ehud posted:

uh bro

2008 CPOY Chad Pennington

CP10 owned. Too bad he was literally made of glass :smith:

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

FeedingHam2Cats posted:

i'd be down if it was just people drunkenly posting

"U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A" over and over and over again

Well given how the Olympic hockey threads played out.. We could name it the Soccer World Cup thread.

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
I'm a total homer with the Eagles, and I know schooling Chicago's defense isn't much of an accomplishment last year....but I was rewatching the Bears/Eagles game from last year. I love Foles already, but it's just ridiculous what that offense was doing, especially Nick Foles. Foles looked absolutely incredible, borderline unstoppable. There were plenty of times I just stared on in amazement of so many plays that shouldn't have been made.

Can't wait for this season :)

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

But REGRESSION

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

FeedingHam2Cats posted:

i'd be down if it was just people drunkenly posting

"U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A" over and over and over again

Americans don't deserve a world cup win. We won't appreciate it 10% as much as any other nation in the world. Go Ghana.

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps

People forget the dude started the majority of the 2012 season.

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Eifert Posting posted:

Americans don't deserve a world cup win. We won't appreciate it 10% as much as any other nation in the world. Go Ghana.

Nah Australians wouldn't give 2/5th of a gently caress either.

FeedingHam2Cats
Nov 10, 2009

Eifert Posting posted:

Americans don't deserve a world cup win. We won't appreciate it 10% as much as any other nation in the world. Go Ghana.

Here's why I want the USA to win the Cup: because the wailing and gnashing teeth of the rest of the world would be music to my ears

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Don't get your hopes up because the team is loving garbage and it would take an act of god for them to do anything.

FeedingHam2Cats
Nov 10, 2009

Volkerball posted:

Don't get your hopes up because the team is loving garbage and it would take an act of god for them to do anything.

:911:

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Volkerball posted:

Don't get your hopes up because the team is loving garbage and it would take an act of god for them to do anything.

Good thing God is always on our side

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q65KZIqay4E

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Team USA is going to be filthy once Josh Gatt stops tearing his ACLs.








Sorry he's all I know about soccer.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


All I know about soccer is Americans don't care for it generally and there are some pretty racist fans

also lots of ties

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Hipsters loving love soccer

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.
Soccer sucks.


Johnny Manziel laid under a table and was interviewed by Tajh Boyd at the "Rookie Premier" thing.



Manziel also didn't give any interviews to anyone who didn't pay.

HMS Beagle
Feb 13, 2009



Team USA is going to lose every game and it will be funny. If you live in Portland it will be the best time of your life.

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

LeBron James reminds me of Tom Brady because,

After '04 they haven't lived up to the hype?

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

MonsterWalk posted:

Johnny Manziel laid under a table and was interviewed by Tajh Boyd at the "Rookie Premier" thing.



Manziel also didn't give any interviews to anyone who didn't pay.

Dude is trolling the gently caress out of everybody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1rAPT7O4x0

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


commy gun posted:

After '04 they haven't lived up to the hype?

Uhhhhhhhhhh........

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer


Doves crying.
Deaf children hearing.
Cincinnati fans happy about something.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Chichevache posted:

:lol: He has mid 90s Disney movie bad guy hair.

No one shoves bitches out of cars like GastonElway

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
He heard his dad made his bones with "The Drive" and thought outside the box.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Ehud posted:

lol you can't be a good qb if you look like a dad

The ultimate Dad QB just won the Super Bowl dude.



Also LeBron James owns and I'm an unabashed LeBron supporter because that guy is just plain special at basketball. He can do a million retarded The Decision specials for all I care. Anyone who says otherwise is just salty as gently caress that they don't have LeBron on their team anymore.

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

What if I told you that everything I just told you was something that someone else told me. . .

. . . and that someone was Richard Sherman?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwMONEPz4yA

Best Harbaugh impersonation

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Lebron James tore the living heart out of Cleveland and c'mon man. If James had been born in Oklahoma city and been drafted by the Thunder no one would care.




They couldn't have one home grown sports hero? Seriously?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Maybe the Cavs should have actually tried to put pieces around him instead of just looking at lebron and saying "win us a title with mo williams"

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

HMS Beagle posted:

Team USA is going to lose every game and it will be funny. If you live in Portland it will be the best time of your life.

The hipsters here don't actually like soccer, they just like that liking soccer makes them seem different from everyone else

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Eifert Posting posted:

Lebron James tore the living heart out of Cleveland and c'mon man. If James had been born in Oklahoma city and been drafted by the Thunder no one would care.




They couldn't have one home grown sports hero? Seriously?

LeCharles Bentley?

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

at least our soccer team is Portuguese-adjacent

Miko
May 20, 2001

Where I come from, there's no such thing as kryptonite.

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

Maybe the Cavs should have actually tried to put pieces around him instead of just looking at lebron and saying "win us a title with mo williams"
You can build a championship team around Big Z.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

EmbryoSteve posted:

What if I told you that everything I just told you was something that someone else told me. . .

. . . and that someone was Richard Sherman?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwMONEPz4yA

Best Harbaugh impersonation
This is unfunny like everything Caliendo has ever done but his ability to tap into Chris Berman's unique blend of intoxication and senility is disturbing

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

Maybe the Cavs should have actually tried to put pieces around him instead of just looking at lebron and saying "win us a title with mo williams"

I vaguely remember them trying to lure good players off other teams, just not succeeding, as they would get outbid.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Caliendo's Gruden is real funny

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
His stand up is funny. Usually not a fan of his sketches tho.

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)
https://twitter.com/JOEL9ONE/status/473284788267151360

Hahahaha

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

Caliendo's Gruden is real funny

Gruden, Belichick, McShay, and Berman are all really funny and spot on. His Ditka isn't bad, but Ditka is like the easiest guy to impersonate so he doesn't get much credit there. The Harbaugh thing was funny.

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

Caliendo probably drunk dials Suzy Kolber as Berman.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

commy gun posted:

Caliendo probably drunk dials Suzy Kolber as Namath.

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