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Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
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Morgan Freeman doesn't play a character. He plays himself.

When you hire Morgan Freeman to be in your movie, you are hiring him to play Morgan Freeman.

When Morgan Freeman won the Oscar, he won it for his portrayal of Morgan Freeman.

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical_Negro

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
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Nah, I don't think so.

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Morgan Freeman is loving his own granddaughter

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

mookface posted:

Morgan Freeman is loving his own granddaughter
He's loving his ex-wife's granddaughter. Get it right human being.

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

lmao if you dont know who this avuncular black man is loving.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Whirlwind Jones posted:

He's loving his ex-wife's granddaughter. Get it right human being.

How about go gently caress yourself you scumbag piece of poo poo

Coldstone Cream-my-pants
Jun 21, 2007
coulda made this dumb thread about 90% of actors

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Morgan Freeman is sometimes played by Jeff Goldblum.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

lmao i heard the term before but I didn't know there was a full-fledged wiki page on it. but yea that's pretty spot on morgan freeman is always morgan freeman whose always the magical negro

tom cruise and michael cera practically play themself.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
Samuel L Jackson as Lawrence Fishburne in: who is that famous black guy?

naem
May 29, 2011

If you were Morgan freeman would you be anyone other than Morgan freeman?

Yeah exzaxtly

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
He needs to be cast in some crazy role that is not himself. No matter what it is, everyone would go see it. Like if he was cast as Ace Ventura or something. Can you imagine how many people would pay to see Morgan Freeman bend over and talk out of his butt?

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

He needs to be cast in some crazy role that is not himself. No matter what it is, everyone would go see it. Like if he was cast as Ace Ventura or something. Can you imagine how many people would pay to see Morgan Freeman bend over and talk out of his butt?

True post, GAYS FOR DAYS

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude
I've played Morgan Freeman a few times, not an easy task. Props to him for being able to do it each and every time.

naem
May 29, 2011

I'd rather see Jim Carrey play Morgan freeman

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

SymfonyMan posted:

Morgan Freeman is sometimes played by Jeff Goldblum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v176NlO2P2o&t=108s

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

same but for christopher walken

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Everyone has such a positive opinion on Morgan Freeman because he's always played such moral characters and thats hosed

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

mookface posted:

Everyone has such a positive opinion on Morgan Freeman because he's always played such moral characters and thats hosed

He needs to play Dr. Mengele or Pol Pot or something.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

He needs to play Dr. Mengele or Pol Pot or something.

Morgan Freeman would make a great Pol Pot

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
I liked him in Nurse Betty.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

He needs to play Dr. Mengele or Pol Pot or something.

Cast him as an aging African dictator who is a pedophile and a cannibal and the movie is about his descent into paranoia and madness as he murders everyone close to him and orders the slaughter of thousands of villagers on a whim. I would watch the movie

myshl0ng
Feb 19, 2011

ooh, i've been a bad little poster!
It's true

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

mookface posted:

Cast him as an aging African dictator who is a pedophile and a cannibal and the movie is about his descent into paranoia and madness as he murders everyone close to him and orders the slaughter of thousands of villagers on a whim. I would watch the movie
Robert Mugabe

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scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
He did play a sadistic lunatic in Wanted and Dreamcatcher, but literally nobody will ever admit to paying money to see either of those movies, so they think he always plays the same character.

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