|
Last night was saturday so naturally I got drunk as gently caress and I woke up this morning still a little bit drunk which is perfect because that allows you to transition to hungover lethargy with relative ease. I like to combat hangovers through various means. Caffeine is important, so I usually drink four or five cups of coffee and eat a lorazepam so I don't get too jittery. Taking a poo poo helps and sweating it out is never a bad idea so I like to take some baby laxative and hang out in the steam room for a couple hours and maybe take a nap in there to sleep it off. Sometimes I feel its a good idea to maybe play with a dog or maybe eat some of their hair I heard that from an indian woman I don't know if that works What do you guys do?
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:08
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 14, 2024 06:15 |
|
|
The only thing that works for certain is a few drinks. Anything else is amateur hour stated mostly for comedy's sake.
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:11
|
|
|
I don't drink and instead only pretend to be a drunk rear end in a top hat while holding apple juice in my glass No problems the next day
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:13
|
|
|
Drink water and sleep most of the day.
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:13
|
|
|
Saltin posted:Anything else is amateur hour stated mostly for comedy's sake. Well yeah
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:13
|
|
|
Don Tacorleone posted:I don't drink and instead only pretend to be a drunk rear end in a top hat while holding apple juice in my glass You might be an rear end in a top hat even if you aren't drinking and no one is mean enough to say so.
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:14
|
|
|
Saltin posted:You might be an rear end in a top hat even if you aren't drinking and no one is mean enough to say so. well I do it in my room mostly
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:16
|
|
|
Saltin posted:The only thing that works for certain is a few drinks. Anything else is amateur hour stated mostly for comedy's sake.
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:16
|
|
|
Saltin posted:The only thing that works for certain is a few drinks. Anything else is amateur hour stated mostly for comedy's sake. not a cure, just kicking the can down the road. you pay now or you pay later.
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:17
|
|
|
Motherfucker posted:Drink water and sleep most of the day. I'm a busy guy with things to do so I need to get straight and dried out in a hurry
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:17
|
|
|
Something salty, something with vitamins, water, hot shower, light exercise maybe.
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:17
|
|
|
Weed. It's not hard, why does this confuse so many people?huskarl_marx posted:not a cure, just kicking the can down the road. you pay now or you pay later. Holy poo poo this isn't true. Have you ever drank in your entire life, or do you only read about it in your Sunday school class?
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:17
|
|
|
those little packets of oral rehydration salts are the poo poo
|
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:17
|
|
|
lots of Gatorade op
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:17
|
|
|
mookface posted:I'm a busy guy with things to do so I need to get straight and dried out in a hurry Don't drink than you loving stupid fucker poo poo.
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:18
|
|
|
Hobohemian posted:Weed. It's not hard, why does this confuse so many people? I like to smoke pot but I can't because if I do I can't piss
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:19
|
|
|
hang yourself
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:19
|
|
|
mookface posted:I'm a busy guy with things to do so I need to get straight and dried out in a hurry im also a busy guy, so my remedy to prevent losing an entire day to hangovers is to not loving drink
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:20
|
|
|
Hobohemian posted:Holy poo poo this isn't true. Have you ever drank in your entire life, or do you only read about it in your Sunday school class? ymmv
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:20
|
|
|
Motherfucker posted:Don't drink than you loving stupid fucker poo poo. Don't judge me you cantankerous dirtbag I don't give you a hard time for jerking off your friends dog when you were fourteen
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:20
|
|
|
Hobohemian posted:
Let's see who's the biggest alcoholic in GBS
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:21
|
|
|
Mr. Mallory posted:im also a busy guy, so my remedy to prevent losing an entire day to hangovers is to not loving drink I admire your dedication to not living life to its fullest
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:21
|
|
|
mookface posted:Don't judge me you cantankerous dirtbag I don't give you a hard time for jerking off your friends dog when you were fourteen I thought it was your mom lol owned fukkn faggt #rekt
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:21
|
|
|
i always lol when my friends are like "why arent you drinking bro, woooooo" then the next day they are like "gently caress im dying" and im feeling great and am like  i also used to drink all the time and get piss drunk so im not a straight edge human being, ive just discovered that being drunk is not worth the hangovers
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:22
|
|
|
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3639379
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:24
|
|
|
Never Stop Drinking
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:27
|
|
|
Weed and powerade mixed with vodka
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:29
|
|
|
Whiskey Sours posted:Weed and powerade mixed with vodka Replenishing your electrolytes fuckin solid bro
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:30
|
|
|
Mr. Mallory posted:i always lol when my friends are like "why arent you drinking bro, woooooo" then the next day they are like "gently caress im dying" and im feeling great and am like Nah you are a straight edge human being, there's plenty of ways to not lose a day after drinking
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:31
|
|
|
Whiskey Sours posted:Weed and powerade mixed with vodka Power aid also has vitamins and gatoraide does not. This dude knows what's up.
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:31
|
|
|
aspirin, gatorade, bacon, b vitamins
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:33
|
|
|
Go for a run. You'll die or you'll sweat it out.
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:35
|
|
|
Oberleutnant posted:Go for a run. You'll die or you'll sweat it out. Death is the ultimate cure but I want to be on acid when it comes to take me
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:38
|
|
|
A good bloody mary is the best hangover cure. But if you drink a bunch of water and take some aspirin the night before you shouldn't get one in the first place. You should still have the bloody mary though.
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:42
|
|
|
get super high op get like so high you can't even feel your hangover
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:42
|
|
|
A big giant dick
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:43
|
|
|
ethanol posted:get super high op get like so high you can't even feel your hangover Yeah I can't smoke pot anymore I can only drink and do coke
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:45
|
|
|
Broseph Brostar posted:Nah you are a straight edge human being, there's plenty of ways to not lose a day after drinking well my philosophy on drinking is that theres no point unless you are gonna get blasted so in my case there is no way to drink without losing a day
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:46
|
|
|
mookface posted:Yeah I can't smoke pot anymore I can only drink and do coke seemed to work for denzel washington you'll be fine
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:47
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 14, 2024 06:15 |
|
|
Mr. Mallory posted:well my philosophy on drinking is that theres no point unless you are gonna get blasted so in my case there is no way to drink without losing a day You have a bunch of retarded ideas. We get it. We don't need anymore examples. The message got through.
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2014 20:48
|
|