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Nothing like a glass full of cum to cure a hangover. Contains all the proteins, salt, amino acids and other good stuff to make you feel right as rain. Secret cure passed down from generation to generation. also a good burrito with char-grilled steak works wonders
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Mr. Mallory posted:well my philosophy on drinking is that theres no point unless you are gonna get blasted so in my case there is no way to drink without losing a day Thats dumb man
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Hobohemian posted:You have a bunch of retarded ideas. We get it. We don't need anymore examples. The message got through. well please enlighten me then mr hentai anime avatar
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Mr. Mallory posted:well my philosophy on drinking is that theres no point unless you are gonna get blasted so in my case there is no way to drink without losing a day Mr. Mallory posted:im a straight edge human being
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Jun 1, 2014 20:53
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Brothy noodles.
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Jun 1, 2014 20:54
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Why is there no point unless you get blasted I don't understand this
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Jun 1, 2014 20:55
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The trick is to drink enough that you wake up still drunk. If you can't manage that, eat a breakfast burrito.
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Jun 1, 2014 20:57
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drink water before you pass out. if you didn't do that, drink water when you wake up til you barf, then: take a dump jerk off shower eat a bunch of gross fried poo poo barf get to work buddy you're on A++ form
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Jun 1, 2014 21:00
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Who are you loving kidding take another drink. You think you're gonna impress someone with your sober bullshit? Never not be drinking.
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Jun 1, 2014 21:04
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How has no one suggested weed yet
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Jun 1, 2014 21:16
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dont drink
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ArbitraryC posted:How has no one suggested weed yet op declared he is a human being and does not partake
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Jun 1, 2014 21:17
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taking a poo poo the morning after a night of drinking magically lifts my hangover almost instantly, it's gross and cool
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Jun 1, 2014 21:19
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I've never had a hangover and I drink a lot, the only time I even got close I just had a beer in the morning and it went away. Everyone's different. My friends always make a lot of eggs and eat them to help with it edit: also champagne is really common among people I know Alberto Basalm fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Jun 1, 2014 |
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Jun 1, 2014 21:20
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ethanol posted:op declared he is a human being and does not partake I like to smoke weed but I can't because I will fail piss tests if I do
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Alberto Basalm posted:edit: also champagne is really common among people I know no poo poo dude I never drink champagne but once I drank a magnum of cheapo sparkling wine in a single night, resulting in a complete loss of the following day. The equal amount of alcohol in any other form and I would have been fine.
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Haverchuck posted:no poo poo dude I never drink champagne but once I drank a magnum of cheapo sparkling wine in a single night, resulting in a complete loss of the following day. The equal amount of alcohol in any other form and I would have been fine. Red wine hangovers are the worst I find
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Jun 1, 2014 21:43
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mookface posted:Red wine hangovers are the worst I find sweet stuff is bad news, particularly liqueurs
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Jun 1, 2014 21:44
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mookface posted:Red wine hangovers are the worst I find Eh. Campagne hangovers are the worst but red wine can be bad cause of all the tanic acids. personally sweet drinks like mikes (ugh) and ciders is what really makes me feel like absolute poo poo the next day. It's just liver+pancreas overload edit: shoulda read the last post but yea. gin + tonic is a nice tolerable drink
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Haverchuck posted:sweet stuff is bad news, particularly liqueurs I mix it up a lot but I find gin to be the easiest on you. I drink it with soda and lime or diet tonic so the lack of sugar is a factor. Last night I had rum with water and a splash of pineapple juice and the chickenhead ain't too bad actually Xaris posted:Eh. Campagne hangovers are the worst but red wine can be bad. Yeah coolers / fake cider is the absolute worst
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Jun 1, 2014 21:47
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Jun 1, 2014 21:48
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mookface posted:Red wine hangovers are the worst I find Try one night of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pisco worst hangover of my life there
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Whiskey Sours posted:
Whiskey sours are a cocktail
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huskarl_marx posted:not a cure, just kicking the can down the road. you pay now or you pay later. This is totally incorrect. If you are experienced with this sort of thing (which isn't a good thing), you know that you can drink just enough to null a hangover and ease into the next day doing pretty good. If you are an alcoholic and can't stop the next day, that's a totally different thing.
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Whiskey Sours posted:
are you under 21? straight hard liquor is pretty much just cutting to the chase and getting hosed UP quickly which is loving fantastic when you're young and in college/highschool, but as you get older, having a nice slow burn buzz throughout the night culminating in drunken stupor at the end is a lot more enjoyable than just getting hosed up within the first hour.
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Mr. Mallory posted:well my philosophy on drinking is that theres no point unless you are gonna get blasted so in my case there is no way to drink without losing a day Best hang over cure is lots of water, sleep and a good gently caress when you wake up. ethanol posted:Try one night of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pisco Try some of this particular Baijiu. It's worse than anything your friends will ever joke about, even Malort. Rynex fucked around with this message at 22:00 on Jun 1, 2014 |
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Xaris posted:are you under 21? straight hard liquor is pretty much just cutting to the chase and getting hosed UP quickly which is loving fantastic when you're young and in college/highschool, but as you get older, having a nice slow burn buzz throughout the night culminating in drunken stupor at the end is a lot more enjoyable than just getting hosed up within the first hour. I'm 26. Last night I sipped rye for six hours. I also drank a couple free beers. I know how to pace myself.
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Drink relatively few drinks that have a lot of congeners If you're going to drink a lot drink alcohol with few or no congeners, such as vodka Drink water while you drink alcohol and drink water before you go to sleep Have a drink in the morning such as a mimosa or bloody mary and eat something like eggs benedict or migas
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Jun 1, 2014 22:17
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mookface posted:I'm a busy guy with things to do so I need to get straight and dried out in a hurry Dude your cure would take at least 2/3 a day and involves drugs. Wtf your really pissing me off that's inconsistent
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Jun 2, 2014 01:01
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Water is the one and only true cure. Several of my doctor buddies have hooked up IVs to themselves after drinking a lot just to hydrate properly and reduce the effects. When you finish drinkin your booze start drinkin h20 it works for me usually.
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Jun 2, 2014 01:14
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Heroin works pretty well.
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Jun 2, 2014 01:16
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if i feel like a hangover i just puke my guts out because the good feeling of puking cancels out the bad feeling of a hangover creeping up
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The real key is to drink a glass of water between drinks the night before. Not always possible in a social setting, so chugging like a half gallon/as much as you can of water before passing out is the next best thing.
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Jun 2, 2014 01:27
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amityville anus posted:if i feel like a hangover i just puke my guts out because the good feeling of puking cancels out the bad feeling of a hangover creeping up post puke feels so good but the puke process is so horrid
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Jun 2, 2014 01:43
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psh puking feels good it is the original way to travel back in time
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Jun 2, 2014 01:47
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crave case
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Sushi
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Weed doesn't cure your hangover, it just gets rid of it for a few hours which gives you time to do actual hangover cures. Do a wake & bake and then drink lots of water, eat something healthy (why the gently caress do people eat greasy food when hungover that's fuggin gross), take vitamins and painkillers, etc. Don't get high and forget to do all that poo poo, because when you come down your hangover will be back and you'll feel twice as lovely.
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obliviums posted:Dude your cure would take at least 2/3 a day and involves drugs. Wtf your really pissing me off that's inconsistent You sound stressed bro sounds like you need a drink
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One good cure for a hangover is Vicodin.
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