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vapoursquid: none other

this is a high security thread for forums criminals, political dissidents and people i don't like

here's some barbed wire so you can't escape don't even try!

any complaints about being held in this thread should be addressed to the Division of Indefinite Detention which will attempt to free you as soon as possible of course

# ? Jun 1, 2014 21:37

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# ? May 14, 2024 21:19

Tater Tot 13: Making the best of a goon situation.

vapoursquid posted:

this is a high security thread for forums criminals, political dissidents and people i don't like

here's some barbed wire so you can't escape don't even try!

any complaints about being held in this thread should be addressed to the Division of Indefinite Detention which will attempt to free you as soon as possible of course

I see what you D.I.D. there!

:lmbo:

# ? Jun 1, 2014 21:39

Pinche Rudo

*pees on the fence*

# ? Jun 1, 2014 21:40

vapoursquid: none other

Colonel Wood posted:

*pees on the fence*

you really can't pee on that dude

i don't come to your max security prisons and pee on their walls do i?

# ? Jun 1, 2014 21:43

Pinche Rudo

vapoursquid posted:

you really can't pee on that dude

i don't come to your max security prisons and pee on their walls do i?

Yes you do *plays video of you peeing on a prison wall*

# ? Jun 1, 2014 21:44

vapoursquid: none other

the division was really hoping that forums poster and criminal mastermind finn pennywhistle would've arrived in this thread by now to face his crimes

# ? Jun 1, 2014 21:53

nvm no cake

does this thread allow conjugal visits?

# ? Jun 1, 2014 21:55

cuntman.net

you cant hold me

# ? Jun 1, 2014 21:59

Pinche Rudo

The Green Calx posted:

does this thread allow conjugal visits?

I smuggled some sensual massage oils in my rear end in a top hat

# ? Jun 1, 2014 21:59

WindmillSlayer

*does heroin in bathroom*

# ? Jun 1, 2014 22:02

vapoursquid: none other

The Green Calx posted:

does this thread allow conjugal visits?

the division allows full visitation to all prisoners

unfortunately we don't have any prisoners yet

in other news the division has upgraded the thread perimeter to include electrified barbed wire this upgrade should help protect the facility from the errant urinators that wander byob

# ? Jun 1, 2014 22:05

Pinche Rudo

*cooks some strange smelling exotic meat on the fence*

# ? Jun 1, 2014 22:15

nvm no cake

Colonel Wood posted:

*cooks some strange smelling exotic meat on the fence*

give me my wang-doodle back

# ? Jun 1, 2014 22:16

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I'll trade windmill for a pack of cigarettes

# ? Jun 1, 2014 22:18

WindmillSlayer

Damp Star Baby posted:

I'll trade windmill for a pack of cigarettes

i trade myself bitch no one trades me *kicks DSB in the groin*

# ? Jun 1, 2014 22:19

City of Glompton

WindmillSlayer posted:

i trade myself bitch no one trades me *kicks DSB in the groin*

fight! fight! fight!

# ? Jun 1, 2014 22:27

Machai

I'm the hot lady that slowly walks by the prison in a skimpy outfit every day.

I am payed by the guards to torture the prisoners.

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