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Moola
Aug 16, 2006

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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
goku is straight edge

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I'll never be witty enough to have a first post burn.

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

Volume posted:

I'll never be witty enough to have a first post burn.

when in doubt, op is a fag

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
our president, friend of the family goku

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

FartRomancer.EXE posted:

when in doubt, op is a fag

I also would have accepted:

gas

:gas:

im gay

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
senzu beans would be illegal because litigious jews don't want black people growing medicine that works without paying a tax

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

They would totally legalize weed if Goku had a beard. Make it so, Goku!

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
heard jeff bridges is slated to play goku in the movie

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
gay gently caress hot

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


goku could not be president unless the United States annexed planet vegeta. this is a shameful op smh

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

goku could not be president unless the United States annexed planet vegeta. this is a shameful op smh

Goku could probably do whatever the gently caress he pleases

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
sexyvegetateacher.jpg

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Aesop Poprock posted:

Goku could probably do whatever the gently caress he pleases

jarjarbinksfan621
Mar 4, 2012
when you can loving fly in the air and transport anywhere in the world by putting your fingers on your forehead, i don't think you care about some drug that's for dipshit plebeians. yeah, man....my perspective is widened bro, bob marley, aliens, government bad, outta space, peace and love. your perspective is poo poo, you're just high and will never do anything in this life but grease the wheels of the capitalist machine.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
goku is a naturalized citizen jerkwad, plus then he got the laws changed by going kaioken times a thousand

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Things Goku doesn't give a hot gay gently caress about:
* what congress thinks

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

*Spends primary season charging up to full power*

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Jack Gladney posted:

*Spends primary season charging up to full power*

lol he would make a perfect president he spends all his time "powering up" and "talking" and never gets anything done

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

tbh weed should probably not be legal

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Jack Gladney posted:

*Spends primary season charging up to full power*

it takes normal presidents millions of dollars to do this

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Putty posted:

it takes normal presidents millions of dollars to do this

the thing is, Goku is a super saiyan

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008

BEAR GRYLLZ posted:

tbh weed should probably not be legal

i hope goku murders you

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


vegeta what does it say about his approval level?

ITS OVER 9000%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr. Carwash
Sep 16, 2006

Senpai...

jarjarbinksfan621 posted:

when you can loving fly in the air and transport anywhere in the world by putting your fingers on your forehead, i don't think you care about some drug that's for dipshit plebeians. yeah, man....my perspective is widened bro, bob marley, aliens, government bad, outta space, peace and love. your perspective is poo poo, you're just high and will never do anything in this life but grease the wheels of the capitalist machine.

fuckin jarjarbinksfan621 tellin it like it is

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Dr. Carwash posted:

fuckin jarjarbinksfan621 tellin it like it is

Goku used to get drunk as a child and he's a glutton, he would probably smoke weed

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

So was that show in the future or on another planet or what?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
it was in japan...

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Jack Gladney posted:

So was that show in the future or on another planet or what?

it's a show where ayn rand was right but instead of business it's punches

JerryLee
Feb 4, 2005

THE RESERVED LIST! THE RESERVED LIST! I CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT THE RESERVED LIST!

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


luckily there is a super saiyan challenger to prez goku

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhqUk28OwHs

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003




russian president randolph "macho man" savage

Office Thug
Jan 17, 2008

Luke Cage just shut you down!
not my president - vegeta

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


plumper fuckbus posted:



russian president randolph "macho man" savage

Unfortunately Macho Man used a jeep to send himself to another dimension

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

*Goku at podium, charging up for the debate*

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"Senator Goku, how do you intend to speed recovery from the massive property damage and loss of life caused by your recent victory over invading strongmen aliens?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

*Giant energy bubble engulfs Goku and expands outward, exploding the center of the auditorium and killing hundreds*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

*Stunned opponent makes stunted grunting sounds, his eye twitching, as sweat drips down his forehead*

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

mods change my name to WEEDxxGOKUxx420

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Jack Gladney posted:

mods change my name to WEEDxxGOKUxx420

name change to my prom theme? weird, but go for it

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dkj
Feb 18, 2009

the thing is that adults dont smoke weed and adults dont watch anime so who cares

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