how do you take a shit if you have to carry a thing around

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tacodaemon

you know if you have to carry a thing around like one of those breathing things or like a laptop for work. where do you put it if you have to take a poo poo somewhere. because public toilets are gross if you put it down it will get gross.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 03:32

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TheButtMAaster

Just do a handstand

edit: wrong thread

# ? Jun 2, 2014 03:38

Volkerball: by FactsAreUseless

if its a laptop you can just open it up and balance it on the top of the door

# ? Jun 2, 2014 03:40

LappyDore64: by XyloJW

uh, put it down you divvy

or hang it up on those hooks on the back of the door

# ? Jun 2, 2014 03:41

tacodaemon

but i tend to assume that people unscrew those hooks and stick them up their rear end and then put it back up, because you can do whatever in a public toilet

# ? Jun 2, 2014 03:53

Volkerball: by FactsAreUseless

lol if your so gay that you put tp on public seats so you dont have to put your butt on it

# ? Jun 2, 2014 03:54

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

lay them across your lap, i guess, or like put down a toilet seat cover/paper towels and do that. Most oxygen things are on wheels anyways

# ? Jun 2, 2014 03:57

LappyDore64: by XyloJW

be a real man and just lick the seat clean, saliva has some antiseptic properties right?

# ? Jun 2, 2014 03:58

SIDS Vicious

leave

# ? Jun 2, 2014 07:04

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circ dick soleil: by zen death robot

put it in the toilet, then poop on it, then mash the poop around on it until it's covered in your poop, then lick all the poop off so nobody sees it and thinks you're a sex freak.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 07:06

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