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JingleBells
Jan 7, 2007

Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

Every World Cup has a villain, from Nigel De Jong's Kung Fu attempts to Harald Schumacher's dentistry skills. I thought I'd make a World Cup Villains XI:
code:
             Schumacher

    Batista    Massing    Bilic

Rattin   De Jong   Villaplane   Leonardo

              Zidane
        Maradona    Sanchez


Managers (joint): Derwall, Latzke & Schmidt
Referee: Clive Thomas
Harald Schumacher - West Germany

How do deal with an on-rushing striker:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGq7VcaHoqo
Net result: A broken jaw for Batiston and a goal kick

Jose Batista - Uruguay
Things not do to in a vital final group game #51, get sent off inside a minute:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63_AiS0lEQ8
The Scots still went out.

Benjamin Massing - Cameroon
This is quite possibly the greatest challenge ever made in a World Cup finals match:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeRlJJbtdHc

Andy Zaltzman posted:

In the dying minutes of their opening match against reigning champions Argentina, as they defended a 1-0 lead, Benjamin Massing executed one of the great World Cup fouls, launching himself at Claudio Caniggia like a combination of an Exocet missile, JPR Williams and a hungry lion taking down an extremely tasty-looking zebra. He missed the ball by approximately 25 yards. Caniggia went into orbit. Boot dislodged, danger averted, mission accomplished. If any football foul has been a work of art, this was it. The referee was so impressed that he showed Massing a red card. And then a yellow card. Suggesting that the foul was worth one-and-a-half sendings off. A conservative estimate.

Slaven Bilic - Croatia
Missing a World Cup final due to a courageous challenge to avert a goal is one thing, missing it due to a treacherous piece of acting is another. Poor old Laurent Blanc:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJa1dvEjBfg&t=44s

Antonio Rattin - Argentina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMKwCQGVCUw&t=276s

wikipedia posted:

It was in the quarter-final match against the host team that Rattín was sent off by the German referee Rudolf Kreitlein for "violence of the tongue", despite the referee speaking no Spanish. Rattín was so incensed with the decision, believing the referee to be biased in favour of England, that he initially refused to leave. As a way to show his disgust, he sat on the red carpet which was exclusively for the Queen to walk on. He eventually had to be escorted from the field by two policemen and as a final sign of disgust he wrinkled a British pennant before he was escorted out.

Nigel De Jong - Netherlands

I'm not sure this is quite how you're meant to defend:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwqLn0F8jXk

Alexandre Villaplane - France
Not really a villain on the pitch, but after the World Cup things changed dramatically.

quote:

These days when we say a footballer went from hero to villain we tend to mean that he scored a goal and then, say, gave away a penalty. So that cliche seems a trifle inadequate when referring to Alex Villaplane, as you'll gather from even the starkest summary of his life:

13 July 1930 Captains France in their first ever match at the World Cup finals, a 4-1 victory over Mexico.

26 December 1944 Shot by firing squad having been condemned as one of the most despicable traitors in his country's history.

Leonardo - Brazil

He may seem mild mannered on the occasions he appears on the Match of the Day sofas, but you've been warned:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6NCQApLh4Q

Leonel Sanchez - Chile
Amazingly he wasn't sent off for this (supposed) knockout punch on Italy's Mario David in the infamous Battle of Santiago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7e0ydoszUI

The whole highlights of the game are worth watching:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOtL1m1o_ok

Zinedine Zidane - France

As well as that headbutt in 2006, he also got sent off for stamping on a Saudi player in 1998:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ic9vhKeqSE

Diego Maradona - Argentina

No not for the hand of god goal, but for this wonderful nut shot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izyLoaeJ4QM

Manager (joint): Jupp Derwall, Felix Latzke and Georg Schmidt - West Germany & Austria
These three chaps took charge of their sides for one of the most infamous games ever, West Germany 1–0 Austria in 1982.

quote:

After 10 minutes, West Germany took the lead. Thereafter, neither team scored, and few scoring chances were created. Onlookers noted that both teams played as though they were content with the result, giving the impression of them having an unspoken agreement to play for a 1–0 German win.

Referee: Clive Thomas - Wales
It's the dying moments of Brazil vs Sweden in 1978 and Brazil have won a corner - what do you do? a) Blow for full time before they can take it b) Wait for them to take the corner and the ball to be cleared? c) Neither:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0JFuWqwFg4

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Mauro Tassotti elbowed Luis Enrique in 1994, right in the face and made him bleed profusely, and in fact broke his nose. Italy went on to win the match 2-1, and Tassotti wasn't sent off for his actions, nor was Spain awarded a penalty. FIFA retroactively banned Tassotti for 8 matches, which ended his international career.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdm0QBmUfLs

They're friends now though:



Some of you may remember Daniele De Rossi elbowing Brian McBride right in the face in a very similar manner during the 2006 tournament. De Rossi was sent off and missed most of the tournament but it didn't matter because Italy won the whole thing anyway!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXHCbIBEhc0

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
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Nice OP. I would have put in Suarez's goalkeeping exploits I think. Can we open out the thread to more World Cup XIs? Everyone loves putting together a themed XI

JingleBells
Jan 7, 2007

Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

Gigi Galli posted:

Mauro Tassotti elbowed Luis Enrique in 1994, right in the face and made him bleed profusely, and in fact broke his nose. Italy went on to win the match 2-1, and Tassotti wasn't sent off for his actions, nor was Spain awarded a penalty. FIFA retroactively banned Tassotti for 8 matches, which ended his international career.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdm0QBmUfLs

They're friends now though:



Some of you may remember Daniele De Rossi elbowing Brian McBride right in the face in a very similar manner during the 2006 tournament. De Rossi was sent off and missed most of the tournament but it didn't matter because Italy won the whole thing anyway!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXHCbIBEhc0


Jees - I don't recall the Tassotti incident at all!

Blue Screen Error posted:

Nice OP. I would have put in Suarez's goalkeeping exploits I think. Can we open out the thread to more World Cup XIs? Everyone loves putting together a themed XI
Sounds a good idea to me - also Suarez hasn't bitten anyone on at the World Cup - there's still time though.

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

JingleBells posted:

Referee: Clive Thomas - Wales
It's the dying moments of Brazil vs Sweden in 1978 and Brazil have won a corner - what do you do? a) Blow for full time before they can take it b) Wait for them to take the corner and the ball to be cleared? c) Neither:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0JFuWqwFg4

I'd definitely nominate Charles Corver (the idiot who didn't see anything wrong with what Schumacher did to Patrick Battiston) or Sergio Gonella (the man that the Argentinians did some very dodgy things to get for the 1978 final because they knew he was easily bullied) over Clive the Book, whose only crime was excessive pedantry.

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
Manager: Carlos Bilardo 1990

quote:

Allegations that the left-back Branco drank from a water bottle which the Argentinians had spiked with a tranquilliser were given new weight this week when Argentina's then coach, Carlos Bilardo, appeared to imply that they were true.

Asked about the incident in the magazine Veintitres, Bilardo - who enjoyed a reputation for ruthlessness and guile - said: "I'm not saying it didn't happen." It was not quite an admission of guilt. Yet it was more than enough for the Brazilians, who interpreted the Argentinian's failure to deny categorically the allegations as confirmation of what they had always suspected.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foEfnQWQaoE Torres dives to get a Chile defender sent off in the 2010 world cup. I was very angry.

Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012
Rivaldo deserves at least a place on the sub bench for his absolutely ridiculous playacting against Turkey in the 2002 World Cup, resulting in a red card for Hakan Unsal :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVksdN4QnvA

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

no Beckham??

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Great OP

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003

TheRat posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foEfnQWQaoE Torres dives to get a Chile defender sent off in the 2010 world cup. I was very angry.

I think it has been sufficiently broken down that this wasn't a dive, people need to stop citing this as a blatant dive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxydvtu9UsM

Chilean dude just had terrible timing with his gate...knocked torres's left foot into the back of his right leg.

vivisectvnv fucked around with this message at 05:02 on Jun 3, 2014

Voluspa
Mar 17, 2006

HURRRRley

Gigi Galli posted:

Mauro Tassotti elbowed Luis Enrique in 1994, right in the face and made him bleed profusely, and in fact broke his nose. Italy went on to win the match 2-1, and Tassotti wasn't sent off for his actions, nor was Spain awarded a penalty. FIFA retroactively banned Tassotti for 8 matches, which ended his international career.

Karmic balance was you losing the final.

Drugs
Jul 16, 2010

I don't like people who take drugs. Customs agents, for example - Albert Einstein
Fabio Grosso - Italy

Australia make the round of 16 for the first and only time in their history, scores are 0-0 in the 93rd minute, with Australia running harder and looking fitter than the Italians. Australia look like they will be tough to beat in extra time.

This happens: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr2oTmQ0GwM

Italy win the whole loving thing.

Fabio Grosso in 2010 posted:

It’s been a long time since 2006 but I say this with as much sincerity as I possibly can ... In this instance when Neill slid in, maybe I accentuated it a little bit. However you must remember it was the last minute of an extremely difficult game and everyone was tired.

No poo poo you loving cheat.

dj_pain
Mar 28, 2005

vivisectvnv posted:

I think it has been sufficiently broken down that this wasn't a dive, people need to stop citing this as a blatant dive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxydvtu9UsM

Chilean dude just had terrible timing with his gate...knocked torres's left foot into the back of his right leg.

yet torres went down like a sack of poo poo that he is.

loving still pisses me off.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Frank Rijkaard

Frank Rijkaard spat twice at Rudi Völler during the World Cup game between Holland and Germany at the World Cup 1990 in Italy. Völler got so angry he got sent off by the idiot ref.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr4YpAPbY2c

What a piece of poo poo. At least he got sent off as well and Germany went on to win the World Cup that year.

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

But then later they reconciled and did a butter commercial together or something so I guess Rijkaard's villain status is questionable.

Also, apparently his wife had just left him at the time. Maybe Tante Käthe's hairdo gave him horrible flashbacks.

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
superb OP!

LosMein
Feb 15, 2006
Maybe Joao Pinto in 2002 when he punched the referee for after getting correctly sent off for a nasty tackle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvW0tjva0FQ

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

Shnicker posted:

Maybe Joao Pinto in 2002 when he punched the referee for after getting correctly sent off for a nasty tackle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvW0tjva0FQ

According to the comments on this video there's tons of Japanese people who're convinced South Korea bribed the ref for this red. I had no idea. Amazing.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
Speaking of the 2002 World Cup and Korea, referee Byron Moreno deserves a special mention for the Italy-Korea match. Guardian did a proper write up here, and here is a youtube.

It's hilarious because it's happening to Italy, but man that is some dodgy refereeing.

Also you gotta mention in the OP Maradona getting sent home from the 94 world cup for chomping down on drugs.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Shnicker posted:

Maybe Joao Pinto in 2002 when he punched the referee for after getting correctly sent off for a nasty tackle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvW0tjva0FQ

Lmao, thats not a tackle thats a takedown.
e: Looks like he was a fan of Daniel-san https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqWClxG0eOw&t=35s

DickEmery
Dec 5, 2004

Her Dryer posted:

Rivaldo deserves at least a place on the sub bench for his absolutely ridiculous playacting against Turkey in the 2002 World Cup, resulting in a red card for Hakan Unsal :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVksdN4QnvA

This, he should've been hounded out of football for that.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Wengy posted:

But then later they reconciled and did a butter commercial together or something so I guess Rijkaard's villain status is questionable.

Also, apparently his wife had just left him at the time. Maybe Tante Käthe's hairdo gave him horrible flashbacks.

True.

Duro
May 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Haters Objector posted:

Fabio Grosso - Italy

Australia make the round of 16 for the first and only time in their history, scores are 0-0 in the 93rd minute, with Australia running harder and looking fitter than the Italians. Australia look like they will be tough to beat in extra time.

This happens: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr2oTmQ0GwM

Italy win the whole loving thing.


No poo poo you loving cheat.

Lol, "running harder and looking fitter"

First of all, Australia benefited from the most bullshit red card in that World Cup, when an Italian player got sent off for hitting another Italian player and the Australian diving to make it seem like he got hit.

Then, Australia, with a man up for an entire half, couldn't even get a couple of shots on goal. They NEVER had a moment where they looked dangerous in the entire match. Meanwhile, Italy, with a man down, had multiple opportunities to score.

It was just a matter of time before Italy won, even with a man down. Australia was NEVER going to score on Buffon

Slaapaav
Mar 3, 2006

by Azathoth
how many world class ballwinning midfielder type players dont have atleast one "kungfu kick red card" moment in their career?

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Marco Etcheverry is arguably the best Bolivian fotballer ever and lead them to the '94 WC. They played Germany in the first match. He fouled Lothar Matthäus and was promptly sent off, minutes after the game started.

This is one of my first Football Memories (tm)!

cadfael
Nov 7, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJYNqafXWdg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK1fIteKQH8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxrAUITJwQ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5AZPU92kS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig6gYoccogk

This was broadcast and produced about 15 years ago now for Channel 4 in the UK, but its in fitting with the topic (although it does cover alot of the players club exploits). Heres the list they go with.


1. Rene Higuita (Columbia)
2. Stefan Effenberg (Germany)
3. Andoni Coicoechea (Spain)
4. Billy Bremner (Scotland)
5. Sinisa Mihajlovic (Serbia)
6. Claudio Gentile (Italy)
7. Eric Cantona (France)
8. Paul Gascoigne (England)
9. Edmundo (Brazil)
10. Diego Maradona (Argentina)
11. George Best (Northern Ireland)




:scotland:

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)
Fantastic thread and a phenomenal OP.

That Leonardo elbow made me v angry.

JingleBells
Jan 7, 2007

Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

Eau de MacGowan posted:

Also you gotta mention in the OP Maradona getting sent home from the 94 world cup for chomping down on drugs.


Just adrenaline IMO

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
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Duro posted:

Lol, "running harder and looking fitter"

First of all, Australia benefited from the most bullshit red card in that World Cup, when an Italian player got sent off for hitting another Italian player and the Australian diving to make it seem like he got hit.

Then, Australia, with a man up for an entire half, couldn't even get a couple of shots on goal. They NEVER had a moment where they looked dangerous in the entire match. Meanwhile, Italy, with a man down, had multiple opportunities to score.

It was just a matter of time before Italy won, even with a man down. Australia was NEVER going to score on Buffon

Australia were the better side and definitely would have won if Italy hadn't cheated. Yet another trophy that should be struck off the honours list of a country without morals.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Blue Screen Error posted:

Australia were the better side and definitely would have won if Italy hadn't cheated. Yet another trophy that should be struck off the honours list of a country without morals.

Seems like u mad :troll:

Duro
May 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Blue Screen Error posted:

Australia were the better side and definitely would have won if Italy hadn't cheated. Yet another trophy that should be struck off the honours list of a country without morals.

Watch these two videos to see just how badly Italy dominated that game in every facet, even after going a man down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uN7Upl-_zw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhDV5kajBP0

Italy had 12 shots, 7 on target. Australia had 9 shots, only 5 of which were on target despite being a man up for half of the game

Australia also had 24 fouls compared to Italy's 17

They got a gift of a red card, funny how I don't see Aussie's talking about that one ever.

Italy dominated the match, it wasn't even close

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
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Here's my world cup villian XI

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Duro posted:

Watch these two videos to see just how badly Italy dominated that game in every facet, even after going a man down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uN7Upl-_zw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhDV5kajBP0

Italy had 12 shots, 7 on target. Australia had 9 shots, only 5 of which were on target despite being a man up for half of the game

Australia also had 24 fouls compared to Italy's 17

They got a gift of a red card, funny how I don't see Aussie's talking about that one ever.

Italy dominated the match, it wasn't even close

I don't need videos or dubious stats I remember what happened, Australia were robbed.

Duro
May 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Blue Screen Error posted:

I don't need videos or dubious stats I remember what happened, Australia were robbed.

You are one brave Alzheimer's and Dementia patient, grandpa

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Great thread idea and fantastic OP.

Italy in 2006 was the universe making things right for the robbery in 2002 imo.

Simone Poodoin fucked around with this message at 06:44 on Jun 4, 2014

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Duro posted:

You are one brave Alzheimer's and Dementia patient, grandpa

Your custom title was right!

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Drogadon posted:

Great thread idea and fantastic OP.

Italy in 2010 was the universe making things right for the robbery in 2002 imo.

You mean 2006? Because Italy were actually robbed in 2002.

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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Brainfart, fixed.

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