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Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.


oatgan posted:

is that a second dick

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

It's masks all the way down.



Shine posted:

gently caress whitey



GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Cody lost his smile :(



Roman Reigns posted:

I'm losing my poo poo at this theyre both waving flags SO ANGRILY

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

I just watched two very large grown men wave flags like they're being attacked by swarms of bees.
And winning against them.



flashy_mcflash posted:

RVD looks legit saddened by that bout of bad news and I almost feel a little bad for him

Jerusalem posted:

Winston Churchill: I've got some bad news... the Nazis are firebombing London.



GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Brie "Bitch Sayer" Bella

Iskanderson posted:

#YesYesYesAllWomen



Jerusalem posted:

No I mean they literally strapped explosives to themselves, screamed,"ALLAH RAPADOOO!" and disintegrated themselves and Rowan & Harper.

Chokes McGee posted:

Cena can never fail. He can only be failed.

Codependent Poster posted:

HOW CAN CENA COMBAT THESE ODDS?

Zyla posted:

PYRO DUDE TABLE

Jetfire posted:

BURIED ALIVE



Swagger Dagger posted:

This "doesn't do moves" gimmick isn't very good



oatgan posted:

gonna turn out he's been fat as gently caress all along

Static Rook posted:

Stripping Roman, things gettin weird

Require More Fire posted:

SETH ROLLINS IS A WIZARD

TotalHell posted:

SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP

SylvainMustach posted:

Match of the Century.

The wounded king lies, dying and bald.

Cast No Engine posted:

:lol: fatty Roman put his vest back on

WHY YOU SHOULD WATCH RAW TONIGHT:

1. We might actually get some new feuds finally!
Why you should care: After what feels like a year rehashing the same plots over and over, last night felt like the end of a few chapters in preparation for a new story. We might get some new material! But also maybe not. Let’s go Kane!

2. The Shield is the best and coolest dudes in the world!
Why you should care: After a back-and-forth match with Evolution, the Shield showed that they’re the tops in the business, clean sweeping Evolution 3-0. Where do they go from here? Is there anybody else to feud with?

3. John Cena!
Why you should care: John Cena wins! He’s overcome the darkness! John Cena!

4. Daniel Bryan has a championship but not a wife with a job!
Why you should care: Brie Bella took her status into her own hands, quitting her job to save Daniel Bryan’s WWE World Heavyweight Championship reign. Stephanie McMahon cried and ran away from the arena because of this. Stephanie will clearly be okay with this turn of events.

5. What will happen to Big Bad Brad Maddox?
Why you should care: One storyline that wasn’t addressed at last night’s pay-per-view is the future status of one Mr. Maddox. After being fired last week as Raw GM, Brad will certainly be on the hunt for revenge. Maybe he’ll be the one putting Batista on the shelf for a while to promote his movie?

STREAMS FOR TONIGHT:

http://bigevents.tv
http://thefirstrow.eu

In addition, WrasslorMonkey made a cool application that makes streams look great. Follow these instructions!

WrasslorMonkey posted:

And here's the bookmarklet that removes the extra junk from streams since it seemed to work out well for folks last time (open the page and drag the link to your bookmarks bar then click it while on a stream page).

All this and more, live on Monday Night Raw!

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

really looking forward to the month long march to another Kane title match

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
i am excite for tonight

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Brad is looking for an internship/job after asking JBL & Zeb in the last JBL & Cole show, so that is one mystery solved.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

oatgan posted:

really looking forward to the month long march to another Kane title match
Remember when Kane was Mr. Money in the Bank?

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe
Kofi replaced with Xavier Woods on the preshow :laugh:

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
bigevents.tv needs a password now?

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
The Shield as a unit are my favorite wrestlemen, narrowly edging out Daniel Bryan. The Shield RULES.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Boo they cut off the Ambrose burn BOOOOO

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

where's brad maddox

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

JoshVanValkenburg posted:

bigevents.tv needs a password now?

This suddenly happened halfway through watching last week - is it still like that for everyone? if so guess the go-to stream is dead

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

JoshVanValkenburg posted:

bigevents.tv needs a password now?

At some point last week or the week before it hosed up(?) during Raw and started asking for a password, although I've found nobody who's willing to actually acknowledge that fact. Just use a (much shittier quality and without the hilarious USA commercials) Euro stream, I guess. That's what I intend to do.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

FirstRow it is then. :(

Worst part is that it takes forever to find a stream there with audio that doesn't sound like it's coming through a cell phone speaker.

Static Rook
Dec 1, 2000

by Lowtax
Summer Rae v Paige in the background there? Gonna watch Superstars for sure.

EDIT

Eh, it's Cameron. N/M then.

DOUBLE EDIT!

Saw the best part of the match anyway, so whatev

Static Rook fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Jun 3, 2014

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Shima Honnou posted:

At some point last week or the week before it hosed up(?) during Raw and started asking for a password, although I've found nobody who's willing to actually acknowledge that fact. Just use a (much shittier quality and without the hilarious USA commercials) Euro stream, I guess. That's what I intend to do.

I might just watch it on the couch then. sucks I can't follow the thread with you dudes!

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Fooled you!!!! I can't believe Paige fell for that.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Cameron of all people is now getting solid offense on paige. Goddamn it.


Then again she killed her for it in like 1 minute so

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

lol tapping out and escaping at the same time

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

JoshVanValkenburg posted:

I might just watch it on the couch then. sucks I can't follow the thread with you dudes!

The thread's the best part, I'd rather have garbage quality and the fun of posting about it than the alternative.

E: :lol: Xavier with the truthbomb about Cena trying to hold onto his top spot as hard as he can.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

I don't like how they're talking about this feud in the present tense

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Delsaber posted:

FirstRow it is then. :(

Worst part is that it takes forever to find a stream there with audio that doesn't sound like it's coming through a cell phone speaker.

take your pick http://www.wiziwig.tv/broadcast.php?matchid=263697&part=sports

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

Shima Honnou posted:

The thread's the best part, I'd rather have garbage quality and the fun of posting about it than the alternative.

amen

Static Rook
Dec 1, 2000

by Lowtax

Shima Honnou posted:

The thread's the best part, I'd rather have garbage quality and the fun of posting about it than the alternative.

Eh, everything is better when the show is good. GDT tends to poo poo on stuff too quickly IMO.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
loving lol.

Guess what guys.

We're doing it!

Usos v. Harper/Rowan! Let's drag this feud to a 6-man!

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

love me that Dale Jr. Dew

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

oatgan posted:

love me that Dale Jr. Dew

Let's Dew thiiiiIIISSS!???

Static Rook
Dec 1, 2000

by Lowtax
Still likin' Brie's dress. And the slap, of course.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Static Rook posted:

Still likin' Brie's dress. And the slap, of course.

I like how she almost corpsed at Brie's "I quit!" line.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Shima Honnou posted:

Let's Dew thiiiiIIISSS!???

My client Brock Lesnar did the dew at Wrestlemania

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
NXT looks really bad now, or maybe its just the commentary

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Evening, thread. I've got honey glazed carrots, malai kofta, peshwari naan, and a glass of VSOP brandy waiting for me afterwards.

Whatcha eatin'?

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Chokes McGee posted:

Evening, thread. I've got honey glazed carrots, malai kofta, peshwari naan, and a glass of VSOP brandy waiting for me afterwards.

Whatcha eatin'?

a sore stomach and a sore head

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Xavier's on the ball, he knows that bad things happen to Daniel Bryan no matter what.


Chokes McGee posted:

Evening, thread. I've got honey glazed carrots, malai kofta, peshwari naan, and a glass of VSOP brandy waiting for me afterwards.

Whatcha eatin'?

A can of The DewPepsi and earlier I had a burger with Dijon mustard.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Shima Honnou posted:

I like how she almost corpsed at Brie's "I quit!" line.
I don't read that as corpsing, that's Steph laughing at her and then gloating at Bryan because she knows she's won anyway

bartok
May 10, 2006



How much Dew can Michael Cole drink if a Michael Cole could drink Dew?

Static Rook
Dec 1, 2000

by Lowtax

JoshVanValkenburg posted:

My client Brock Lesnar did the dew at Wrestlemania

So that's why he hasn't been seen in months. Still got the trots.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Chokes McGee posted:

Evening, thread. I've got honey glazed carrots, malai kofta, peshwari naan, and a glass of VSOP brandy waiting for me afterwards.

Whatcha eatin'?

Two fried eggs and pepperoni in a wrap. I'm a big boliever of breakfast for dinner.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Valeyard posted:

NXT looks really bad now, or maybe its just the commentary
Next four weeks of NXT look good though

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

bartok posted:

How much Dew can Michael Cole drink if a Michael Cole could drink Dew?

He's on his second one already.

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BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Yahh Torture.

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