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his mother was killed with an apple.
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Jun 3, 2014 04:46
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May 19, 2024 01:16
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- Pinche Rudo
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fact: the doctor is a jew
fact: jews are repelled by apples similar to how vampires are repelled by garlic
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Jun 3, 2014 04:47
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- Gross Dude
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Gross Dude
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^ What a jerk ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I always carry apples and garlic with me. My neighborhood is filled with vampires, doctors, and vampire doctors.
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Jun 3, 2014 04:47
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- Gross Dude
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Gross Dude
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That dog's all chest and butt.
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Jun 3, 2014 04:48
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- cuntman.net
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i always keep an apple near my bed in case the doctor tries to get me while im asleep
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Jun 3, 2014 04:48
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by sebmojo
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i sat on that deli sheet stuff and the doctor entered the room. i showed him two apples. when he tried to run i deftly rolled one apple in front of the door and began to approach him with the other apple in my outstretched hand saying "apple. apple." he slammed his head on the counter to knock himself out.
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Jun 3, 2014 04:58
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- beer pal
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i sat on that deli sheet stuff and the doctor entered the room. i showed him two apples. when he tried to run i deftly rolled one apple in front of the door and began to approach him with the other apple in my outstretched hand saying "apple. apple." he slammed his head on the counter to knock himself out.
lol
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Jun 3, 2014 05:02
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- cuntman.net
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i sat on that deli sheet stuff and the doctor entered the room. i showed him two apples. when he tried to run i deftly rolled one apple in front of the door and began to approach him with the other apple in my outstretched hand saying "apple. apple." he slammed his head on the counter to knock himself out.
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Jun 3, 2014 05:03
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- beer pal
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i used to see a doctor in queens, one time i made the mistake once of calling new york" the big apple" in the waiting room. my doctor had apanic attack and left. he told me later that he woke up in his car with an empty gas tank by the side of the road near easton, pa and coulnt remeber a thing since the previous morning.
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Jun 3, 2014 05:13
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- dogcrash truther
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Jun 3, 2014 05:23
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May 19, 2024 01:16
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by sebmojo
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i went to my doctor and told him something was wrong with my throat. he checked with that wooden stick thingie and i said ah. he said it didnt look irritated and i said no its not inside its on the outside. like right on the adams apple. i saw him swallow hard. my adams apple, i repeat. theres something with my adams apple. can you please inspect it? please inspect my adams- I CANT SEE YOU ANYMORE! he shouted and slammed his hand on the desk with the fingeres out trembling. i left his office and as the elevator doors closed i heard a gunshot
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