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Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014
the Washington post says this is what the SA forums are all about, so let's not disappoint

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Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014
3D printing is pretty cool but I don't own one

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
*inserts fingers in2 babby butt*
*uses children like finger puppets*

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
I need a link to this please

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

*inserts fingers in2 babby butt*
*uses children like finger puppets*

5

Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014

4outof5 posted:

I need a link to this please

http://washingtonpost.com/news/the-...nd/?tid=HP_more

HalPhilipWalker
Feb 14, 2008
Does Christmas smell like oranges to you?
What if we combine these three things?

peak debt
Mar 11, 2001
b& :(
Nap Ghost

Washington Post posted:

an obscure forum

Well gently caress you too :mad:

Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014
wow this thread just wasn't a good idea. I thought it would be stickied since it discusses all that is SA

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

*inserts fingers in2 babby butt*
*uses children like finger puppets*
gently caress it's happened. he's literally turned into dr. robert casio

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.
I'm pretty sure I have discussed Dungeons & Dragons, porn and 3d printers on the forums at something awful dot com

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




that article calls him slender man

thats antisemetic to slendermans everywhere.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

HalPhilipWalker posted:

What if we combine these three things?

then you get tg

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
"They like to discuss Dungeons & Dragons, porn and 3D printers. Follow the :10bux:."
/

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
I liked when dwarf was a class not a race

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

you ever carry a 3d printer to a girl's house for her?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Luvcow posted:

I liked when dwarf was a class not a race

not me

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I use my 3D printer to print 20 sided dice and dildos.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

redshirt posted:

I use my 3D printer to print 20 sided dice and dildos.

I 3-D printed my half elf ranger to have sex with my human fighter

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
I used my 3d printer to make a gun so I could shoot my old dungeon master for killing my paladin when I was 10

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Luvcow posted:

I used my 3d printer to make a gun so I could shoot my old dungeon master for killing my paladin when I was 10

jack chick was right

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
I use my 3D printer to make dragon dildos & wizard butts and then I film myself loving the wizard butts with the dragon dildos. But really doesn't every goon?

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW
came here for 3d dragon porn

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I use my 3D printer to make dragon dildos & wizard butts and then I film myself loving the wizard butts with the dragon dildos. But really doesn't every goon?

:stare: get out of my head

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
I thought it was weird that the Washington Post was able to boil the forums down to discussions on D&D, porn & 3D printers but then I realized that all of those things are on the Front Page right now.

quote:

In real life, the story begins in the forums of Something Awful, a humor site for people who enjoy joking about things like Scarecrow rights, dead kids and fat history.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

In a forum best known for hating fat trans yet still loving transfats, low brow humor site SomethingAwful is to blame for murdering these children.
Forum President Dick Kyanka was unable to be reached as he is currently touring Asia for purposes unknown.

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

lol at that woman psychoanalyzing slenderman

The Washington Post posted:

Slender Man, Chess says, is a metaphor for “helplessness, power differentials, and anonymous forces.” He’s an infinitely morphable stand-in for things we can neither understand nor control, universal fears that can drive people to great lengths — even, it would appear, very scary, cold-blooded lengths.

LeafyOrb
Jun 11, 2012

I enjoy the part of that article where all he can tell you about the original thread is the page length because archives are down right now.

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

I missed that part.

MS Paint
Sep 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Vladimir Putain posted:

lol at that woman psychoanalyzing slenderman

When you have context, sure, something is meaningless. But void of context, those kids managed to make this hilariously stupid meme into a horror story. So the analysis is just in this case.

You need people to speak crazy when dealing with crazies. This is called the "human element".

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Getting stabbed 9 times and living suggests low Dexterity, but high Constitution.

Also 3D printed fleshlights.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

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