Please exercise your gross body before it falls apart

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leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

most obsession with posture is just a bullshit pseudo fitness bugaboo anyway. as if "good posture" is going to make up for being immensely fat and getting effectively zero exercise.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 22:49

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# ¿ May 19, 2024 07:38

leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

ah yes the legit medical conditions of mushy abs, foggy brain and limp glutes.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 23:47

leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

Smythe posted:

my brain is fogged

it's because you're hunched over like a goblin

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 23:52

leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

Smythe posted:

i uusally do the slouch where ur rear end is mostly offthe front of the chair, and my forwarms on o the arms rests. my desk is rly low

i'm afraid the diagnosis is mushy abs and the prognosis is a painful death

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 23:58

leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

obstipator posted:

always remember: belly button to the J!

i gymed for the first time in like 2-3 weeks and my right hip abductor (or w/e the one right next to my massive dick is called) is all sore and stuff and its going to ruin my fitnessing i think. also the gym wasnt crowded even tho its resolutionist season.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2015 01:10

leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

good job pumpy dumper i hope set a record this year for pumpy dumping

# ¿ Jan 3, 2015 21:53

leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

people obsess over heart rate and it's funny. it's practically meaningless on its own.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2015 05:55

leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

Beast of Bourbon posted:

back to the gym for the first time in 6 months. i did some chest presses with just the bar to work on form, and 2 days later the little muscle right above my elbow is rock hard and mother fuckin huuuuuuurts

sorry that's not a muscle it's a tumor. rip

# ¿ Jan 13, 2015 02:14

leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

knuc can i hire you as my personal trainer and life coach

# ¿ Jan 28, 2015 00:52

leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

I.N.R.I posted:

Ahh... just got back from LIfting A Weight and stopped in at Heavy Burger on the way back and bought a big pile of poo poo to eat ... Ive earned it!

i eat my big pile of poo poo before i lift a weight. gotta fuel up bro for those squats.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2015 17:28

leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

normal is a lofty goal for yotspos be real

# ¿ Feb 6, 2015 17:28

leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

just write a knuc markov bot that tells us all the hard truths about how pathetic and gross we all are imo

# ¿ Feb 21, 2015 00:13

leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

holy gently caress at the progress-shaming against echinopsis. jesus.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2015 18:24

leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

crab mentality outta control itt imo

# ¿ Feb 21, 2015 18:25

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# ¿ May 19, 2024 07:38

leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

getting a foot amputated is not a good way to lose weight although i guess if you're a huge fat goon it might be you are only hope.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2015 18:51

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