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Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Put Warioware on Smartphones?

It seems like a good move, the Jimmy character fits in perfectly.

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elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
why dont you kill yourself

Heavy Lobster
Oct 24, 2010

:gowron::m10:
I don't think Nintendo knows what cell phones are

Jimmy is just using a Warioboy or something obviously

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

zen death robot posted:

Why would Nintendo want to make lovely phone apps when they have a successful handheld gaming system already?

Because the Japanese public by in large is pretty stupid.

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
playing the vaccuum cleaner minigame with a friend where each of you hold a side and use a shoulder button was fun

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Hog Butcher posted:

playing the vaccuum cleaner minigame with a friend where each of you hold a side and use a shoulder button was fun

I played this with my first girlfriend :3:

zen death robot posted:

Why would Nintendo want to make lovely phone apps when they have a successful handheld gaming system already?

The pocket gizmo market is changing pretty fast. Nintendo has supposedly considered some Android/iOS releases like Sega for easy money. Warioware seems like it would be a hit with the flappy/angry bird kids.

This is free marketing data for Nintendo to find, this is what the web is all about.

elf help book posted:

why dont you kill yourself

Trigger warning, rude.

Famous TV Dad
Nov 1, 2011

The Taint Reaper posted:

Because the Japanese public by in large is pretty stupid.

cool racism retard

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Famous TV Dad posted:

cool racism retard

The Japanese public by in large is pretty racist itself.

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

If your gaming device of choice is a smartphone then you are a dumbass fucker.

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

The Taint Reaper posted:

The Japanese public by in large is pretty racist itself.

it's by and large oh my god I am so angry right now you don't even know

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

mabels big day posted:

If your gaming device of choice is a smartphone then you are a dumbass fucker.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

zen death robot posted:

that said, there are a lot of dumbass fuckers out there

such as the op

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

i miss the good ol' days when people played DS or PSP on the subway here. now it's almost 100% candy crush saga smartphones

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIvkbCohylc

Mc Do Well fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Jun 5, 2014

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

Y-Hat posted:

i miss the good ol' days when people played DS or PSP on the subway here. now it's almost 100% candy crush saga smartphones

I still see quite a few 3DSes on the bus here

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Famous TV Dad posted:

cool racism retard

He's right. THe Japanese are loving morons, Lol. They got nuked twice.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

mabels big day posted:

If your gaming device of choice is a smartphone then you are a dumbass fucker.

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!

mabels big day posted:

If your gaming device of choice is a smartphone then you are a dumbass fucker.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

went to vivid last night, streets were packed, only ended up with four streetpasses. pretty pathetic nintondo

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

mabels big day posted:

If your gaming device of choice is a smartphone then you are a dumbass fucker.

This

Only when tablet screens are able to have real buttons suddenly erupt on the screen so you can get actual feedback, tablet and smartphone games shall and always will be second banana to dedicated game devices.

You're playing glorified Atari and DOS games with paywalls. This isn't some brave new world.

zelgadis
Sep 5, 2004

Doesn't that just beat all
real talk though I got wario ware twisted on my tablet via emulator, and the poo poo is amazing. accelerometer works really well. Even the button games work pretty well. i mean you have to be quick in some of those games but it's not like blaz blue or something

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

It's pretty infantile. "Why are you saying this thing is bad? It's not bad, it's good!" I once brought up in a Nintendo thread that the cutesyness of part of the 3DS interface was going to be difficult to market to teenage male "hardcore" demographics and got responses of "Hey I like the interface why don't you?"

ROBO_ERECTUS
Sep 5, 2007

Let me take you for a ride.
Why doesn't Nintendo give up making consoles? Just do what Sega did and whore themselves out.

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

dribble n spitz should be in a game

ForeverSmug
Oct 9, 2012

Borsche69 posted:

It's pretty infantile. "Why are you saying this thing is bad? It's not bad, it's good!" I once brought up in a Nintendo thread that the cutesyness of part of the 3DS interface was going to be difficult to market to teenage male "hardcore" demographics and got responses of "Hey I like the interface why don't you?"


the ui is good though. your just a loving retard

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

Why doesn't Nintendo just go back to board games?

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

the future is in making playing cards again

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Psycobladder posted:

Why doesn't Nintendo give up making consoles? Just do what Sega did and whore themselves out.

This but unironically.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

zen death robot posted:

It took three poorly selling hardware releases in a row to make Sega bail; 32X, Saturn and Dreamcast.

We there's been n64, Gamecube and Wii-U.

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax
those aren't in a row

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

The Taint Reaper posted:

The Japanese public by in large is pretty racist itself.

Japan's secret to success is that they themselves are orientalist

TheEggsBenedict
Jan 4, 2013

if i go crazy then
will you still
call me superman

The Taint Reaper posted:

We there's been n64, Gamecube and Wii-U.
haha you can't read

bonzibuddy64
Jan 5, 2007

by XyloJW
Ban the taint reaper

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

He's a drat good poster.

Heran Bago
Aug 18, 2006



McDowell posted:

Put Warioware on Smartphones?

It seems like a good move, the Jimmy character fits in perfectly.

Jimmy uses flip-phones.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

don't ban the taint reaper, he's the perfect example of the poster we should never strive to be

ForeverSmug
Oct 9, 2012

i am consistantly blown away by goons insisting that nintendo should go third party because "BAD HARDWARE" or "NO ONLINE"

people are so loving wrapped up in how strong their harware is. and who gives a poo poo if nintendo doesn't have online? I've never even bothered with multiplayer on the other two consoles because 99% of multiplayer modes are loving terrible tacked-on poo poo and the rest of them are multiplayer only games and lol if im wasting my money on that.

like, the xbone isnt a piece of poo poo because its weaker than the ps4; its a peice of poo poo because everything else is bad. The ps3 was way more powerful than the 360 and it still sucked poo poo for like half its lifespan.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

the future is in making playing cards again

actually true.

make a digital card game with microtransactions ala hearthstone.

nintendo is saved.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Mr. Pumroy posted:

actually true.

make a digital card game with microtransactions ala hearthstone.

nintendo is saved.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsvwI009juE

'We tried it already and didn't make money. Why would we do it again?'

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ROBO_ERECTUS
Sep 5, 2007

Let me take you for a ride.

ForeverSmug posted:

i am consistantly blown away by goons insisting that nintendo should go third party because "BAD HARDWARE" or "NO ONLINE"

people are so loving wrapped up in how strong their harware is. and who gives a poo poo if nintendo doesn't have online? I've never even bothered with multiplayer on the other two consoles because 99% of multiplayer modes are loving terrible tacked-on poo poo and the rest of them are multiplayer only games and lol if im wasting my money on that.

like, the xbone isnt a piece of poo poo because its weaker than the ps4; its a peice of poo poo because everything else is bad. The ps3 was way more powerful than the 360 and it still sucked poo poo for like half its lifespan.

Lol nice repost.

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