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Ace of Baes
how much money would it take for you to kill someone, pressumably innocent as far as u know, u can kill them however u want, but are responsible if u get caught

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Corn Glizzy



1 billion

I wanna pay my way out of trouble

SIDS Vicious


i would never kill an innocent person even for all the money in the world

Ace of Baes

Sid Vicious posted:

i would never kill an innocent person even for all the money in the world

fag

Drunk Driver Dad
im going to murder all of night crew by driving through them drunk whle they prance about in the street,although some dont go outside, so i'll need to strike their houses at high speeds and i'll do this free of charge

Noctis Horrendae

Sid Vicious posted:

i would never kill an innocent person even for all the money in the world

Ærę ÿœü śûrę åbœút thãt?

nvm no cake

it would have to be a lot. enough to move somewhere where i could get away with it and live there for the rest of my life

cuntman.net

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Do not kill anybody.

SIDS Vicious


Noctis Horrendae posted:

Ærę ÿœü śûrę åbœút thãt?

ya


;)

literally this big



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

Noctis Horrendae posted:

Ærę ÿœü śûrę åbœút thãt?
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birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
4 bucks

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like I would do it for free but I need a pittance for accounting purposes

WindmillSlayer

2 billion, with 100k up front.

Beats Mushrooms

i just gave an unfunny man 5 dollars for this avatar.
you get paid to do it in the US military

SIDS Vicious


WindmillSlayer posted:

2 billion, with 100k up front.

dang you take a tiny retainer

WindmillSlayer

Sid Vicious posted:

dang you take a tiny retainer

gotta buy a rifle.

SIDS Vicious


fancy rear end rifle

Flynn Taggart

Five thousand with enough for materials up front

I have given this thought

Ace of Baes

Beats Mushrooms posted:

you get paid to do it in the US military

yeah its pretty tough to actually kill anyone tho unless ur like an apache pilot or the guy who aims artillery or ur some elite unit chances are u wont kill anyone

a dude i know who was an MP wehn he was in almost got sent to prison for killing 2 dudes with a mounted .50 cal after he got hit with an ied even tho they were shooting at him w/ ak-47's

WindmillSlayer

Sid Vicious posted:

fancy rear end rifle

hell yeah

SlicerDicer

PAILOLO CHANNEL

East gales to 35 kt. Wind waves 17 ft. Scattered showers.

Its time to DIVE

shiny shiny kill rifle sounds lovely.

The X-man cometh

Drunk Driver Dad posted:

im going to murder all of night crew by driving through them drunk whle they prance about in the street,although some dont go outside, so i'll need to strike their houses at high speeds and i'll do this free of charge

OP said innocent people.

WindmillSlayer

SlicerDicer posted:

shiny shiny kill rifle sounds lovely.

Oh man I cant find my doc with all the bits i wanted on my dream rifle poo poo

Bloodfart McCoy

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I really don't think I could do it for any amount of money. Like I know I wouldn't do it for a million dollars, so I definitely wouldn't do it for a billion dollars. I couldn't do it.

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A Time To Chill

if there's a chance i could get caught, a lot of money. if not, probs not all that much money. i don't value human life all that much tbh

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